Monday. Just Monday.

ButterTart said:
Is it addressed to your real name, or is it like the time I had to explain to my neighbour why he'd taken in a Moopy mug addressed to 'ButterTart'?
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It’s my REAL name. But plenty of you know that, and it was sent AFTER I’d (briefly) drunkenly posted my ID (albeit with the address crossed out).

It’s also HANDWRITTEN as well, and given my birthday isn’t for another eight months it won’t be a card unless someone’s really keen.
 
Soldi said:
It’s my REAL name. But plenty of you know that, and it was sent AFTER I’d (briefly) drunkenly posted my ID (albeit with the address crossed out).

It’s also HANDWRITTEN as well, and given my birthday isn’t for another eight months it won’t be a card unless someone’s really keen.
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It'll be something boring like a brochure or a lock of Lucille's hair.
 
Soldi said:
It’s my REAL name. But plenty of you know that, and it was sent AFTER I’d (briefly) drunkenly posted my ID (albeit with the address crossed out).

It’s also HANDWRITTEN as well, and given my birthday isn’t for another eight months it won’t be a card unless someone’s really keen.
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OMG this happened to me once. I very much appreciated the voucher for a free bucket of fish heads, not to mention the enclosed photograph of a DEAD SQUIRREL (which had some sort of brown splatter over it) but never got to the bottom of who sent it :(
 
I am reminded of when a FORMER FRIEND didn't turn up for a lecture at uni and asked for my notes which I KINDLY gave her. When she gave them back, she said "Gosh your handwriting is terrible isn't it?"

WTF, be GRATEFUL bitch :evil:
 
If it was someone from moopy, don't you think we'd have written an amusing embarrassing return address on it?
 
L. Põldvere said:
It might be from some awful pervert with a taste for nubile (wrong address in that case :tongueout:) milky young flesh like @Jacques :shock:

RUN @Soldi! He’s COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY! It’s NOT SANTA!
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To be fair Jacques knows the name of the village I’m from AND the hospital I work at, so if there was ever a suspect :D
 
Iguana said:
I am reminded of when a FORMER FRIEND didn't turn up for a lecture at uni and asked for my notes which I KINDLY gave her. When she gave them back, she said "Gosh your handwriting is terrible isn't it?"

WTF, be GRATEFUL bitch :evil:
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I have a friend with the worst handwriting I've ever seen. I actually laugh whenever I see it; it looks like she's been forced to write at gunpoint by a kidnapper who's just severed two of her fingers to show they mean business.
 
Indie said:
Whoops, someone appears to have stumbled on an "all company" e-mail mailbox.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS FOR ME
PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THIS
I'M NOT REPLYING TO THIS
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PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL TO THIS EMAIL
 
ButterTart said:
I have a friend with the worst handwriting I've ever seen. I actually laugh whenever I see it; it looks like she's been forced to write at gunpoint by a kidnapper who's just severed two of her fingers to show they mean business.
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I write like I'm using the wrong hand and I've got my eyes shut.
 
Soldi said:
I don’t know why but I’m CONVINCED it’s someone on here because WHO ELSE would send my something :D
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Your credit card company? Tesco Clubcard? Tower Hamlets council chasing up unpaid council tax from more than a year ago? All places that have mailed me in the past month before people jump to throwing my name in :eyes:

Besides, if I had a letter for you, I'd wait until I'm due to visit family next month and then hand deliver it :laugh:
 
Jacques said:
Your credit card company? Tesco Clubcard? Tower Hamlets council chasing up unpaid council tax from more than a year ago? All places that have mailed me in the past month before people jump to throwing my name in :eyes:

Besides, if I had a letter for you, I'd wait until I'm due to visit family next month and then hand deliver it :laugh:
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Wow poor Soldi isn’t even worth the price of a stamp :(
 
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