Monday puts some new clothes on

[Star]

And celebrates the festival of light.

Happy Diwali Mopsy!

 

[Sheena]

I am so hungover it actually hurts. Went out for a birthday roast dinner and came home at 11.

KILL ME NOW.

 

[octophone]

I had Diwali explained to me by a hairdresser on Byres Road around 1998 and I was a bit embarrassed that it was all new to me. He was clearly used to it. The new clothes aspect appealed to me. Made sense.

 

[big ron]

Might hammer the shit out of klarna in the name of diwali.

 

[Rachey]

Hi Moopy.

I'm currently sat in my shop kitchen eating leftover veggie fajitas and drinking red wine from a mug...on my own.

I've been asked to be a guest speaker at a WI event tonight. And I need Dutch courage.

Plus I burnt a batch of fudge and had to throw the whole thing out today, a sloppy mess of goo.

And I'm stressed about heathcliff.

I wish I did drugs.

 

[big ron]

If its any consolation drugs at this point would make everything worse.

 

[big ron]

The only thing that makes me a better public speaker is a good dose of CBD and a couple of drinks to settle the nerves.

 

[GNL]

If its any consolation drugs at this point would make everything worse.

Except possibly the WI event.

Rave!

 

[big ron]

Except possibly the WI event.

Rave!

I meant for Rachey, giving all the WI dears some mdma spiked fudge would make them much less hostile as a crowd.

 

[Star]

I always knew the WI were into fudgepacking

 

[Apoca]

This has been a surprisingly successful day, troubleshooting the mishaps of this weekend (broken debit card, broken in ear headphones, missing medication recipe) at the cost of 15€.

 

[Rachey]

If its any consolation drugs at this point would make everything worse.

Damn it. What's the point in drugs then?

 

[Rachey]

The only thing that makes me a better public speaker is a good dose of CBD and a couple of drinks to settle the nerves.

My CBD is at home. Wine it is!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just burned three fucking fingers on a frying pan that I didn't know was on. Pain.

 

[Rita]

Hi Moopy.

I'm currently sat in my shop kitchen eating leftover veggie fajitas and drinking red wine from a mug...on my own.

I've been asked to be a guest speaker at a WI event tonight. And I need Dutch courage.

Plus I burnt a batch of fudge and had to throw the whole thing out today, a sloppy mess of goo.

And I'm stressed about heathcliff.

I wish I did drugs.

Good luck my darling. You will ace it.

 

[big ron]

Damn it. What's the point in drugs then?

For after you’ve done the talk and want to celebrate absolutely smashing it

 

[lolly]

And give the speech on a full bladder. It'll either give you a sense of urgency which which impress everyone, or you'll piss yourself and nobody will remember what shite you were babbling.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

These are fairly significant burns. No flesh off, but I've burned the fingerprints or edges of my three most used fingers.

Fucks sake.

 

[Star]

Try keep them cool. I burnt myself badly a few month ago and literally had to keep my hand in water all night as the burning was just intense

 

[RJN]

I burned myself last year microwaving a burrito during the Moopy zoom

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had them in cold water for about 2 hours, but I've now taken them out (AGONY!), rubbed them in vaseline and bandaged them up. Best it's been.

Currently on extra strength naproxen, so that helps/ is nice.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The meal I was making was delicious however.

 

[lolly]

Lavender essential oil is great on burns, and you get the added bonus of smelling like an 80 year old woman.

 

[dmlaw]

At least you’ll be able to commit a wide variety of crimes without them being traced back to you if you don’t have fingerprints.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lavender essential oil is great on burns, and you get the added bonus of smelling like an 80 year old woman.

I love the smell of lavender!

 

[Star]

I burned myself last year microwaving a burrito during the Moopy zoom

You didn't log the incident with me, otherwise I would have given you virtual first aid

 

[Star]

The love the smell of lavender!

Oh me too, I have one of them lavender pillow sprays to help me sleep

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At least you’ll be able to commit a wide variety of crimes without them being traced back to you if you don’t have fingerprints.

Can't quickly open my phone with the lights off.

 

[Rachey]

For after you’ve done the talk and want to celebrate absolutely smashing it

I did smash it

And I celebrated by drinking a bottle of water and going to sleep