Monday puts some new clothes on

I had Diwali explained to me by a hairdresser on Byres Road around 1998 and I was a bit embarrassed that it was all new to me. He was clearly used to it. The new clothes aspect appealed to me. Made sense.
 
Might hammer the shit out of klarna in the name of diwali.
 
Hi Moopy.

I'm currently sat in my shop kitchen eating leftover veggie fajitas and drinking red wine from a mug...on my own.

I've been asked to be a guest speaker at a WI event tonight. And I need Dutch courage.

Plus I burnt a batch of fudge and had to throw the whole thing out today, a sloppy mess of goo.

And I'm stressed about heathcliff.

I wish I did drugs.
 
If its any consolation drugs at this point would make everything worse.
 
The only thing that makes me a better public speaker is a good dose of CBD and a couple of drinks to settle the nerves.
 
This has been a surprisingly successful day, troubleshooting the mishaps of this weekend (broken debit card, broken in ear headphones, missing medication recipe) at the cost of 15€.

:wow:
 
I've just burned three fucking fingers on a frying pan that I didn't know was on. Pain.
 
Hi Moopy.

I'm currently sat in my shop kitchen eating leftover veggie fajitas and drinking red wine from a mug...on my own.

I've been asked to be a guest speaker at a WI event tonight. And I need Dutch courage.

Plus I burnt a batch of fudge and had to throw the whole thing out today, a sloppy mess of goo.

And I'm stressed about heathcliff.

I wish I did drugs.

Good luck my darling. You will ace it.
 
And give the speech on a full bladder. It'll either give you a sense of urgency which which impress everyone, or you'll piss yourself and nobody will remember what shite you were babbling.
 
Try keep them cool. I burnt myself badly a few month ago and literally had to keep my hand in water all night as the burning was just intense
 
I had them in cold water for about 2 hours, but I've now taken them out (AGONY!), rubbed them in vaseline and bandaged them up. Best it's been.

Currently on extra strength naproxen, so that helps/ is nice.
 
Lavender essential oil is great on burns, and you get the added bonus of smelling like an 80 year old woman.
 
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At least you’ll be able to commit a wide variety of crimes without them being traced back to you if you don’t have fingerprints.
 
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Lavender essential oil is great on burns, and you get the added bonus of smelling like an 80 year old woman.
I love the smell of lavender!
 
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