Monding Boxday

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I'm still in bed and have finished my chocolate orange, washed down with a strawberry milkshake. I really must get up. We had planned on a nice Boxing Day walk but that's not going to happen.
 
Mr L plans on cycling to Tesco, the fool. I've no idea if they are even open.
 
HMV sale is a bit pants. I nearly picked up a couple of LPs but thought...well, I have CDs of these, how often would I actually play this? So I didn't bother.
 
lolly said:
Mr L plans on cycling to Tesco, the fool. I've no idea if they are even open.
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The two I went past were but Scotland has always had a bit more of a New Year vibe so Boxing Day closure is less common, although that has been shifting over the years.
 
I feel like I need a really good poo. But for some reason when I eat crap, I can't go. So I'm tempted to have some of Heathcliffs lactulose 😬
 
I can’t think of anything worse than going to a sale
 
Drinks with the parents ROUND 2.

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Rachey said:
I feel like I need a really good poo. But for some reason when I eat crap, I can't go. So I'm tempted to have some of Heathcliffs lactulose 😬
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Make sure you eat fibre every day. It doesn't need to be Weetabix or Shredded Wheat, just having a piece of fruit a couple of times a day will help.
 
This time, 21 years ago, H and Claire were about to hand Faye, Lisa and Lee THE LETTER.

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floppet said:
Make sure you eat fibre every day. It doesn't need to be Weetabix or Shredded Wheat, just having a piece of fruit a couple of times a day will help.
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I need to buy fruit I think. I did have Brussel sprouts yesterday. But they haven't helped.
 
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They RUINED CHRISTMAS
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Still, the last 5 years (and EVENT TELEVISION Steps Reunion) also wouldn't have ever happened if the plug hadn't been pulled.

But yes, H and Claire did ruin effectively Christmas.
 
I feel very much as if I'm having a Rachey Christmas. I'm in bed watching Mary Poppins, except eating honeycomb Matchmakers rather than marzipan fruit.
 
I’m a little bit shitfaced (And a little bit rock and roll). It’s all fun and games now but there’s not a chance in hell I’ll still be awake by the time the soaps are on.
 
Oddly, after a day of doing fuck all other than laying around eating and drinking shit, I feel WRETCHED now. Can't be arsed getting dressed but need some fresh air. Think I'll have to sit in the garden in my pyjamas for a bit.
 
Rachey said:
I need to buy fruit I think. I did have Brussel sprouts yesterday. But they haven't helped.
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Sprouts work best when they're raw but not many people like raw sprouts. Cooked sprouts just produce methane :D

The fruit with highest fibre contest is raspberries, by a mile. Citrus fruits are not only good for giving you fibre but their acidity helps your waterworks too.
 
lolly said:
Oddly, after a day of doing fuck all other than laying around eating and drinking shit, I feel WRETCHED now. Can't be arsed getting dressed but need some fresh air. Think I'll have to sit in the garden in my pyjamas for a bit.
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I stood on the back doorstep for a few minutes earlier to get a few gulps of fresh(ish) air.
 
floppet said:
Sprouts work best when they're raw but not many people like raw sprouts. Cooked sprouts just produce methane :D

The fruit with highest fibre contest is raspberries, by a mile. Citrus fruits are not only good for giving you fibre but their acidity helps your waterworks too.
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Oh I like raw grated sprouts made into coleslaw!

I never knew that about raspberries. I might buy some tomorrow.

I'm currently craving a cucumber sandwich.
 
It's gone very cold today.

I'll go for a walk tomorrow afternoon if it's dry.
 
Rachey said:
Oh I like raw grated sprouts made into coleslaw!

I never knew that about raspberries. I might buy some tomorrow.

I'm currently craving a cucumber sandwich.
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My mother (a martyr to her bowels) swears by some bags of seeds she buys from Aldi. She sprinkles them on cereal, on salads, or in a glass of juice.
 
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Let's face it, ANYTHING is better than having to resort to drinking Fybogel :zombie:
 
floppet said:
Is it still "orange" flavour? I remember the midwife insisting I drank it whilst pregnant with spawn, it was the weirdest consistency.
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They can call it whatever flavour they like, but when the consistency is somewhere between wallpaper paste and spunk, it doesn't make it any difference.
 
Fybogel is just psyllium husk, isn't it? You may as well just get it in capsules from Holland and Barret instead of faffing with the demon sachets.
 
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