The two I went past were but Scotland has always had a bit more of a New Year vibe so Boxing Day closure is less common, although that has been shifting over the years.Mr L plans on cycling to Tesco, the fool. I've no idea if they are even open.
A yogurt with plum and kiwi would help too.I feel like I need a really good poo. But for some reason when I eat crap, I can't go. So I'm tempted to have some of Heathcliffs lactulose![]()
Rachey takes rabbit laxatives and shits in the trifle.
I can’t think of anything worse than going to a sale
I have none of those things.A yogurt with plum and kiwi would help too.
You’ll be shitting in the bath again.I have none of those things.
But I did just eat some out of date Chocolate roulade so who knows what might happen...
Can't waitYou’ll be shitting in the bath again.
I feel like I need a really good poo. But for some reason when I eat crap, I can't go. So I'm tempted to have some of Heathcliffs lactulose![]()
I need to buy fruit I think. I did have Brussel sprouts yesterday. But they haven't helped.Make sure you eat fibre every day. It doesn't need to be Weetabix or Shredded Wheat, just having a piece of fruit a couple of times a day will help.
They RUINED CHRISTMAS
I need to buy fruit I think. I did have Brussel sprouts yesterday. But they haven't helped.

Oddly, after a day of doing fuck all other than laying around eating and drinking shit, I feel WRETCHED now. Can't be arsed getting dressed but need some fresh air. Think I'll have to sit in the garden in my pyjamas for a bit.
Oh I like raw grated sprouts made into coleslaw!Sprouts work best when they're raw but not many people like raw sprouts. Cooked sprouts just produce methane
The fruit with highest fibre contest is raspberries, by a mile. Citrus fruits are not only good for giving you fibre but their acidity helps your waterworks too.
My mother (a martyr to her bowels) swears by some bags of seeds she buys from Aldi. She sprinkles them on cereal, on salads, or in a glass of juice.Oh I like raw grated sprouts made into coleslaw!
I never knew that about raspberries. I might buy some tomorrow.
I'm currently craving a cucumber sandwich.
Let's face it, ANYTHING is better than having to resort to drinking Fybogel![]()
They can call it whatever flavour they like, but when the consistency is somewhere between wallpaper paste and spunk, it doesn't make it any difference.Is it still "orange" flavour? I remember the midwife insisting I drank it whilst pregnant with spawn, it was the weirdest consistency.