Moopy Dance Anthem Rate 2020 - SEMI-FINAL 1. RESULTS 8:30PM

[ButterTart]

In my hungover haze I’d like to clarify that I have 25 points to disperse amongst the songs I want to vote for?

You can choose up to 25 songs, but you have 5 x 5, 5 x 4, 5 x 3 and 5 x 2 points to hand out if you want. It's all so you can prioritise your favourites.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Agnelli & Nelson - Everyday 5
Alice Deejay - Back In My Life 1
Angel City - Sunrise 4
Camisra - Let Me Show You 3
Chicane ft. Moya Brennan - Saltwater 1
Corona - Rhythm Of the Night 3
Darude - Sandstorm 3
DJ Jean - The Launch 2
DJ Sammy & Yanou ft. Do - Heaven 1
Faithless - Sun To Me 5
Gala - Freed From Desire 1
Gouryella - Gouryella 4
Hyper Go Go - High 5
Kylie Minogue - Timebomb 1
Lasgo - Something 3
Livin Joy - Dreamer 2
Mary Kiani - I Imagine (EFM Mix) 5
Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes 4
New Order - Blue Monday 2
Olive - You’re Not Alone 2
OT Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Builds like a skyscraper mix) 4
Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel 5
Saint Etienne - He's On The Phone 3
Sash! - Ecuador 4
The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love 2

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh piss off. I've just spent 20+ minutes on this and did it wrong. I'll dust myself off and try again later.

 

[ButterTart]

Still feeling jubilant after watching the Tory party shit the bed, then drive 260 miles to shit in its parents' bed as well?

Why not vote on this collection of pedigree BANGERS?

 

[Lume]

2 Unlimited - No Limit 4
Ace of Base - Beautiful Life 5
Agnelli & Nelson - Everyday
Alexia - Summer Is Crazy 5
Alice Deejay - Back In My Life
ATB - 9pm (Till I Come) 3
Basement Jaxx - Red Alert 2
Bicep - Glue 2
Cappella - Tell Me the Way 5
CeCe Peniston - Finally
Chicane ft. Moya Brennan - Saltwater
Corona - Rhythm Of the Night 3
Darude - Sandstorm 5
Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart
Delerium - Silence (Airscape remix)
E-Rotic - Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex 5
Gala - Freed From Desire
Jam & Spoon - Find Me (Odyssey to Anyoona) 4
Kylie Minogue - Timebomb
Lasgo - Something 4
Livin Joy - Dreamer
Modjo - Lady
Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes 4
Sash! - Ecuador 4
Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child

 

[ButterTart]

7 sets of votes in now. Two songs seem to be racing ahead, and two have scored points from 6 out of 7 juries.

 

[ButterTart]

After 8 sets of votes, quite a few songs are in a bit of a precarious position.

You have until 5pm on FRIDAY 29th MAY to SAVE the Caramella Girls.

 

[ButterTart]

"Hi, I'm occasional Flip & Fill vocalist and probable Brexiter Karen Parry. I want YOU to vote in Dance Rate 2020, otherwise ButterTart won't pay my appearance fee and the council will throw me out. Heard there were loads of lads on here so I thought a bit of torso and a slitty tit window might tempt the punters in. VOTE!"

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God, guys! I can't believe the ACTUAL Carol Perry turned up to support Dance Rate! What an important event this is; you'd be foolish not to take part!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Felix just came up on the playlist. What a PELTER!

 

[ButterTart]

Felix just came up on the playlist. What a PELTER!

There were some people having a barbecue next door to the office yesterday. Wall to wall commercial dance smashers were being played, brightened a shite day right up.

 

[BoysForSeles]

"Hi, I'm occasional Flip & Fill vocalist and probable Brexiter Karen Parry. I want YOU to vote in Dance Rate 2020, otherwise ButterTart won't pay my appearance fee and the council will throw me out. Heard there were loads of lads on here so I thought a bit of torso and a slitty tit window might tempt the punters in. VOTE!"

You can see why some of these dance acts used lip synchers back in the day. Speaking of which I was cringing watching Whigfield/Sannie being interviewed by Kay Burley about how Saturday Night has become a lockdown anthem with various communities doing routines to it on Saturdays. She spoke about not knowing in the studio if they’d a hit on their hands. You weren’t in the studio or on that song!

 

[Alla]

She spoke about not knowing in the studio if they’d a hit on their hands. You weren’t in the studio or on that song!

That's why she didn't know it

 

[Madison]

@aquaplex while you're at it, can you get the Tammi Wynette version of Justified & Ancient as well? Cheers bab.

Good luck with that.

 

[Kate]

My neighbours must be wondering why I've suddenly become a house/techno/trance slag.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve had three more sets of votes in, but I’m at work so I can’t update the spreadsheet until I get home. That puts us on 11 already, with noted trance slag @Kate yet to give her 5 to Ralph Fridge.

 

[Kate]

I am doing it properly and listening to all the ones I didn't know UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

 

[dmlaw]

My neighbours must be wondering why I've suddenly become a house/techno/trance slag.

I think your neighbours will mainly be wondering why you have listened to 'Caramelldansen' so many times. I know mine are.

 

[Kate]

PERVERT

 

[dmlaw]

Yeah, that's fair.

 

[ButterTart]

I think your neighbours will mainly be wondering why you have listened to 'Caramelldansen' so many times. I know mine are.

Renowned advocate of fiercely heterosexual music Diego Maradona ‘D.M’ Law throws his support behind Caramelldansen. Could this be the momentum they need to propel them into the final?

 

[ButterTart]

PERVERT

They’re quite sexy for cartoons though. It’s only the same as you fancying the Thundercats.

 

[big ron]

THIS IS SO HARD

 

[big ron]

Who submitted OT Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Builds like a skyscraper mix)

 

[big ron]

I feel like we need a straight up TRANCERATE

 

[Kate]

They’re quite sexy for cartoons though. It’s only the same as you fancying the Thundercats.

EXCUSE ME! Dogtanian was the only one for me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who submitted OT Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Builds like a skyscraper mix)

I know the lack of caps is disgusting.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like we need a straight up TRANCERATE

I might consider resurrecting that once this is all over.

 

[dmlaw]

They’re quite sexy for cartoons though. It’s only the same as you fancying the Thundercats.

Stay tuned for ButterTart's 'Which Caramella Girl has the hairiest fanny?' thread.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So will @ButterTart be adding any of the obvious missed classics such as The Bomb, Salva Mea and Encore Une Fois?

 

[ButterTart]

So will @ButterTart be adding any of the obvious missed classics such as The Bomb, Salva Mea and Encore Une Fois?

It depends what people want. I do have some that were submitted after deadline if everyone would prefer to have just one mix of each song in the line up?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It depends what people want. I do have some that were submitted after deadline if everyone would prefer to have just one mix of each song in the line up?

I would agree with this.

 

[ButterTart]

Stay tuned for ButterTart's 'Which Caramella Girl has the hairiest fanny?' thread.

Oh the brunette one, definitely. When you see her sitting down she looks like she’s riding pillion with Chewbacca.

 

[ButterTart]

I would agree with this.

Sounds good. I’ll keep hold of the mixes and maybe do a quick straw poll at the end to see which one people want in the final.

 

[big ron]

So will @ButterTart be adding any of the obvious missed classics such as The Bomb, Salva Mea and Encore Une Fois?

I could easily send another 25 that were missed, I feel like I was too hasty with my list.

 

[big ron]

I know the lack of caps is disgusting.

Its a fucking BANGER

 

[Kate]

Oh good someone's joined in the tag fun today A nice distraction from the fact that my new friend Herr Refrigerator is currently threatening to elbow out some classics in my list

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its a fucking BANGER

LET ME TELL YOU KNOW!

 

[jyxz]

Who submitted OT Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Builds like a skyscraper mix)

Me!

 

[ButterTart]

The top 15 are looking pretty secure now, but the rest of the qualifiers change with every new vote.

I can exclusively reveal that Caramelldansen is still in with a chance, which is the headline you were all waiting for anyway.