Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Soldi]

Rita shits on COB’s doormat

 

[Lucille]

Dark Carnival declares Theresa May a ‘trusted bottom’.

 

[Soldi]

Dark Carnival rolls through fields of wheat in Parisian countryside (18+)

 

[cwej]

We don't get new words every day do we?!

 

[dmlaw]

Agatha Christie, Faith Brown and VV Brown 2 girls one crime novelist OUT NOW.

Do you think she wrote 'Murder on the Orient Express' whilst recording that scene? You can tell because they all did it. 85 year old spoiler.

 

[cwej]

I'm just not sure my lexicon us up for all this.

 

[win_the_game]

Theresa May dances the brexit twist with Midsomer statue protesters.

 

[Soldi]

ZenGiraffe kazoo sets on fire whilst playing sound of Wankle Rotary Engine

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May upskirt prevents race riot.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Theresa May upskirt prevents race riot.

(Shocking twist)

 

[Soldi]

Nigel Farage tops Dark Carnival

 

[Indie]

ZenGiraffe kazoo sets on fire whilst playing sound of Wankle Rotary Engine

I'm THIS CLOSE to cunting all of your rotary engines.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm THIS CLOSE to cunting all of your rotary engines.

And that is why you failed that mechanic course at your local polytechnic.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I just read the rules.

I thought one word scored 20 points not 5.

How the fuck did Rita get 500+ the last time?

 

[Soldi]

Omg I just read the rules.

I thought one word scored 20 points not 5.

How the fuck did Rita get 500+ the last time?

Babes how much have you had to drink and WHEN are we moving to the drunk thread?

 

[dmlaw]

Omg I just read the rules.

I thought one word scored 20 points not 5.

How the fuck did Rita get 500+ the last time?

By my reading of the rules, you get 80 points if you get all four of your words into one post or if you catch someone trying to do that. Rita called out several attempts at this near the end. Game theory says that you need to call if someone looks like they are posting all four of their words at the same time.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm going to be quite cross if Wankle Rotary Engine isn't a red herring given that it's not actually spelled like that.

 

[SDF]

That’s a nice way of describing eating a scotch egg in bed.

!

I’m making sausage rolls, quiche and a sun dried tomato bread actually

 

[Soldi]

Flammable scotch egg inserted into SDF’s anus by cwej

 

[SDF]

I do enjoy a scotch egg, there’s something quite scandalous about it

 

[ButterTart]

Anyone fancy last orders in Jaywick?

 

[ButterTart]

@Soldi don’t listen to this HORRIBLE BUNCH. They were VILE to me for years, and if I wasn’t so PETULANT AND STUBBORN I would have been a GONER years ago.

You weren't here when I started, did they drive you out for a bit with their cruelty?

 

[Soldi]

Anyone fancy last orders in Jaywick?

Traffic News: Flammable Wankle rotary engine spotted on M25
Lucille dogging on J25 of the M1

And now over to TutterBart for the weather

 

[Kate]

@Lucille do you have any WAITROSE or FLAMMABLE PETROL STATIONS or SAINSBURYS in your end?

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Kate]

there that'll do

 

[Soldi]

DIRTY FUCKING SNEAKY CUNT

Oh poor poor Kate

All she has left now is that mug

 

[Kate]

I've filled it with flammable petrol and loganberries

 

[dmlaw]

It's just occurred to me that I can use octophone's John Peel joke to justify just about anything in this thread.

"That was Brassed Harpsichord Concubine in session. Two more from them before the end of the show."

 

[SDF]

My stomach really is playing up tonight I probably should lay off the carbs and cum combo for a while, eh boys?

*sees a ghost, has a piece of toast, watches gay tube *

 

[ButterTart]

Traffic News: Flammable Wankle rotary engine spotted on M25
Lucille dogging on J25 of the M1

And now over to TutterBart for the weather

It's absolutely twatting it down over the Galápagos Islands. Raining cats and West Indian Manatees over Jaywick, too. Local set-square and Bunsen Burner enthusiast Geronimo Mussolini feared drowned in catamaran horror.

 

[Soldi]

It's absolutely twatting it down over the Galápagos Islands. Raining cats and West Indian Manatees over Jaywick, too. Local set-square and Bunsen Burner enthusiast Geronimo Mussolini feared drowned in catamaran horror.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Big thunderstorm over Reykjavik ruins the screening of Trophy Wife for Icelandic locals

 

[Soldi]

Although as a geographer, I should know that Iceland does not get many thunderstorms

 

[AlgoAlex]

Flammable scotch egg inserted into SDF’s anus by cwej

I’m not playing this game but my god this will scar me for LIFE

 

[Soldi]

Lisa Huo live in Hull

 

[win_the_game]

What's everyone listening to tonight? I'm listening to Charlene's "I've been to Canvey Island but I've never been to me".

 

[Indie]

Although as a geographer, I should know that Iceland does not get many thunderstorms

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

What's everyone listening to tonight? I'm listening to Charlene's "I've been to Canvey Island but I've never been to me".

I've been listening to Gilead's cover of La Lambada.

 

[Kate]

I listened to @ButterTart's Dance Anthems Semi 3 and now I'm listening to @ButterTart's Dance Anthems Semi 4 SO many BANGERS it's like a CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE PARTY

 

[ButterTart]

I listened to @ButterTart's Dance Anthems Semi 3 and now I'm listening to @ButterTart's Dance Anthems Semi 4 SO many BANGERS it's like a CUMBERLAND SAUSAGE PARTY

Cumberland Sausage Party is what I call my OnlyFans account.