MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

[Iguana]

That is NOT a dress.

! This is actually a mental block I have, I don't know the difference between a dress and a skirt (or whatever else it is). Also don't know the difference between a cupboard, wardrobe and drawers. It's really weird

 

[wildchild]

This was in one of the previous rounds, and although Kate took part I don’t think you did so I am at a crossroads with Britney in Dollywood, Tennessee and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO GOD DAMN IT.

Go to sleep?

 

[Iguana]

Go to sleep?

 

[Kate]

Please belatedly welcome the creator of this splendid game, this time as a player, @Ag

 

[Iguana]

Please belatedly welcome the creator of this splendid game, this time as a player, @Ag

DUPLICITOUS FANNY!

 

[Berly]

Ohh the creator becomes the player. What a TWIST. Ag will be good at this. Rip up the Magna Carta, all bets are off

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me over the latrine in Mudchute.

But never with John Major and Jet from Gladiators watching (calamity!)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anne of Cleves had a penchant for haddock and was apparently fed very well by the VILE GREEDY PIG that’s was Henry VIII

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don’t like calling Tisch a cunt

especially when he has a sore willy

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm sure there's a drama about her being filmed around Dorking, played by Margo Robbie nonetheless!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me over the latrine in Mudchute.

But never with John Major watching (calamity!)

I'd prefer Michael Heseltine

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HISTORY FORUM NOW

 

[Berly]

Is it too late to start baking a genoese sponge? I just fancy something sweet

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I fancy a holiday at the Nuremberg Trials. With Norma and John Major

 

[Berly]

I fancy a holiday at the Nuremberg Trials. With Norma and John Major

No holidays, just a staycation

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No holidays, just a staycation

With Bob Geldof?

 

[Berly]

With Bob Geldof?

As long as we don’t leave at the beginning of the week, he doesn’t like Monday’s.

big fan of ABBA though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is everyone's favourite supermarket?

I like the Kwik Save in Mudchute. Their signage uses sans serif

 

[Iguana]

What happened to the results of the favourite supermarket contest please @ZenGiraffe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What happened to the results of the favourite supermarket contest please @ZenGiraffe

Kwik Save won. John Major, David Mellor and Michael Heseltine to confirm.

 

[Berly]

Speaking of mudchute I’ve been thinking of ways I can occupy myself during my next staycation and have looked into having a colonic irrigation. Trouble is, I’d need to travel to Bedfordshire for it and I don’t think Chris Witty will allow it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

On my next holiday I'm thinking a cruise on the Windrush and a stop off at the Nuremberg Trials.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hear the dumps of Sarajevo are nice this time of year. Comes recommended by John Major.

 

[Berly]

I fancy a holiday at the Nuremberg Trials. With Norma and John Major

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

On my next holiday I'm thinking a cruise on the Windrush and a stop off at the Nuremberg Trials.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[wildchild]

So is Rita asleep?

"Marquis de Sade topless"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What happened to the results of the favourite supermarket contest please @ZenGiraffe

SOON™

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DON'T START BERYL

I've had a busy week eating sweetcorn in Mudchute with Eliza Doolittle.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Eliza Doolittle ate sweetcorn at the Nuremberg Trials. It was a calamity!

 

[Berly]

DON'T START BERYL

I've had a busy week eating sweetcorn in Mudchute with Eliza Doolittle.

They’ll be plenty sweetcorn up your mudchute then, you ghoul

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They’ll be plenty sweetcorn up your mudchute then, you ghoul

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[wildchild]

I think I have to sleep myself - so tired having just returned from the Hague Convention.

 

[Berly]

Fun game within a game klaxon!

What would be your drag name?

I’ll go first… Mademoiselle Hyda Baguette

 

[rhythmbandit]

I think I have to sleep myself - so tired having just returned from the Hague Convention.

I've been there when I took the ferry from Southampton to Amsterdam last year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun game within a game klaxon!

What would be your drag name?

I’ll go first… Mademoiselle Hyda Baguette

Barbara Windrush

 

[Tisch]

Fun game within a game klaxon!

What would be your drag name?

I’ll go first… Mademoiselle Hyda Baguette

Margot Robbie - assuming that's not already taken?!

 

[wildchild]

Fun game within a game klaxon!

What would be your drag name?

I’ll go first… Mademoiselle Hyda Baguette

Lady Lettuce

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Eliza Doolittle is back! New track with Isambard Kingdom Brunel called comic sans. They're launching it in Kwik Save!

 

[Berly]

I’ve not seen scenes like this since the Wallachian uprising

 

[AGinAg (37)]

PM for nude David Mellor pics.