Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems: THE RESULTS SUPERTHREAD

What should we do with the final 50?

  • Let us rate them for a more accurate result, you fucking tyrant!

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  • Just use the results you've already got, you attention seeking cunt!

    Votes: 10 58.8%
  • Total voters
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I think I'm going to bow out now, I'm nearly nodding off and that's WITH dance bangers keeping me going :( Good luck to whatever wins, and remember to join The Asexual Goose at 8pm tomorrow for Spicevision :cool:
 
29

Loreen – Euphoria
Nominated by @Ag

Forever and ever together, we sail into infinity,
We're higher and higher and higher, we're reaching for divinity.

· 194 points
· 68 points from the vote (21st place)
· 126 points from the rate ((40th place)

2012, Sweden, No. 3 smash! This STATEMENT of a Eurovision winner achieved the highest chart position for a non-UK Eurovision song since 1987, which was quite the statement of intent for our Loreen which she never quite followed up on. Loreen’s full name is Lorine Zineb Noka Talhaoui, which is presumably what it says on her bank statements. Former winner Nicole has recorded a version in German, and the only statement I have to make about that is that it’s probably shit.
 
Yes it's nothing Tina Cousins didn't bellow before her, but Euphoria is incredible. There is a Dutch live performance of it and the audience are just so into it it's glorious.
 
COB said:
I think I'm going to bow out now, I'm nearly nodding off and that's WITH dance bangers keeping me going :( Good luck to whatever wins, and remember to join The Asexual Goose at 8pm tomorrow for Spicevision :cool:
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:o LIGHTWEIGHT! Still you've been working hard on goosey business.
 
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28

N-Trance ft. Kelly Llorenna – Set You Free
Nominated by @Rita


When we touch each other
In a state of ecstas
Want this night to last forever
Only love can set you free



· 194 points
· 52 points from the vote (38th place)
· 142 points in the rate (24th place)

1994, UK, No. 2 smash in 1995! Bellowing bellend Kelly Llorenna scores herself a top 50 placing, but fails to reach the upper half of the list. This was remixed again in 2001 and reached number 4. Part of the video was filmed at Cliffords Tower in York, where a fireworks display was coincidentally booked to take place that night, which can be seen in the video. Fun fact: I went on Cameo to try and get a personalised message from Kelly to start the final off. Sadly she’s not on there, which seems uncharacteristically attention-shy for her.
 
COB said:
I think I'm going to bow out now, I'm nearly nodding off and that's WITH dance bangers keeping me going :( Good luck to whatever wins, and remember to join The Asexual Goose at 8pm tomorrow for Spicevision :cool:
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I meant to take it easy tonight so I was in tip top shape for Mme Goose but I'm on my third wine and off my TITS to these songs. Apologies in advance.
 
27


Donna Summer – I Feel Love
Nominated by @Ag

Ooh, it's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's so good
It's so good

· 194 points
· 48 points from the vote (47th place)
· 146 points from the rate (19th place)


1977, USA, No. 1 smash! I really don’t think I need to write this one up, do I? It was sampled in Berri’s ‘Sunshine After the Rain’, it’s enshrined in the Library of Congress national recording registry as a recording cultural, historical or aesthetic importance, and him in the wheelchair off Glee sang it on celebrity X-Factor last year. Donna Summer herself died of 9/11 in 2012. You’re not reading this, though, are you? You’re just listening. Possibly masturbating.
 
I would support an actual disco playlist prepared by someone knowledgable at some point. 'I Feel Love' is amazing but it doesn't really seem like it belongs with the rest of these songs.
 
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