Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems: THE RESULTS SUPERTHREAD

What should we do with the final 50?

  • Let us rate them for a more accurate result, you fucking tyrant!

    Votes: 7 41.2%

  • Just use the results you've already got, you attention seeking cunt!

    Votes: 10 58.8%
  • Total voters
    17
Gala - Freed From Desire- was never off the fucking Box music channel in 1997. The most annoying off-key dance vocal of all time. Though I can see why people love it. Not for me!
 
HE'S GOT HIS TROMBOLISE

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8

Faithless – Insomnia
Nominated by @BoysForSeles

Insomnia please release me
And let me dream of making mad love
To my girl on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth

· 270 points
· 96 points from the vote (8th place)
· 174 points from the rate (6th place)

1995, UK, No. 3 smash in 1996! This was only the second single release from Faithless – their debut ‘Salva Mea’ has already been featured on this countdown. The whole song is very literally about not being able to sleep. There are two versions of the rap by Maxi Jazz, but the other one contains references to weed and dry potatoes, so wasn’t considered suitable for airplay. This features a sample of ‘Novelty Waves’ by Biosphere. Avicii remixed it in 2015, but it’s not ‘Seek Bromance’ so I’m not fussed about listening to it.
 
Ooh, eight and a half minutes of Insomnia. What an excellent choice.
 
ButterTart said:
9

Gala – Freed From Desire
Nominated by @Rita

Want more and more
People just want more and more
Freedom and love, what he's looking for

· 256 points
· 95 points from the vote (9th place)
· 161 points from the rate (11th place)

1996, Italy/USA, No. 2 smash! Shortly before lacerating her vocal chords while attempting to achieve the world record for the most cacti deep-throated in a minute, Gala was an actual singer who unleashed this MOBO-nominated bop. Gala isn’t a pseudonym – her parents named her after Salvador Dali’s ex-wife. According to the Wikipedia, Gala is a graduate of the @Tisch School of the Arts in New York (It;s a real thing!0. Sadly, she dropped out of the @Iguana Institute of Metalwork and TIG Welding in order to focus on her music career. She’s still making music, even though nobody’s listening to it, and she’s still fit at a venerable 44 years old!
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Fuck you all. Except Rita who voted for it, Kate who masturbated to Let A Boy Cry, and Tishiggy who forged her a graduation scroll anyway.

Goodnight x
 
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