There’s nothing a wide belt and a geometric bob can’t fix!at “Ten Years Younger terror”
I’d quite forgotten about that GHASTLY WENCH!
There’s nothing a wide belt and a geometric bob can’t fix!at “Ten Years Younger terror”
I’d quite forgotten about that GHASTLY WENCH!
There’s nothing a wide belt and a geometric bob can’t fix!
Nothing a GUILLOTINE wouldn’t have fixed in NH-J’s caseProbably the right winner - it did incredibly well from 2nd in the running order. I like 7th Wonder but I Wanna truly is garbage (sorry1st: Jessica Garlick - Come Back (197 points)
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The UK round was actually looking pretty astonishingly competitive for who might win for a lot of it, but over time all of the others kept racking real hatred here and there leaving this as the only one that kept getting respectable scores in the main. For all I'd have loved a shock triumph for NIC FRANCAISE, this feels right though.
Really, the main thing I feel listening to this is regret (and I don't mean that bitchily, for once). What's stopping us from turning out a good ballad well-sung every so often? It's not as if it's an obvious classic - the public weren't rushing out to the shops to get this one on CD single. But it was clear enough in its appeal that it even managed to overcome the UK's twin demons this decade - getting drawn second (HOW did this keep happening to us so often in a random draw?!) and having plenty of competition in the same lane. Luckily for once though, we were acing our category, and beat out near on everyone else to get a Roger Pontare-style moral victory, joint top out of everything that wasn't the main I Wanna vs 7th Wonder shootout that year.
Jessica tried to make it in LA after this but didn't quite manage it, retiring from the music industry not too soon after, and there's a pretty sad interview out there where she talks about how selfish she thinks she was focusing on herself, and how she's dedicated to her marriage now and supporting her husband instead. Once more while listening to this - and thinking about near-on everything the UK has done since - I'm left thinking "oh, what a waste".
6 x 12 (VoR, Soldi, Ill Advised, David 5000, wurst, Diddy)
2 x 3 (Zu 2, Queen of the Bay)
). A UK or French victory in quite a weak year would have been very welcome.An OBVIOUSLY correct opinion, though I won't speak too much more on it for fear of stealing my own content for LATVIA WEEKI Wanna truly is garbage (sorry)

Just because it has taken SEVEN HOURS to do these results doesn't mean you can't finish it now. VoR would never let us down like this, except for all the times he did.Anyway, at the rate it's taken me to do all that I'm LOATH to do Macedonia now and am tempted to save it for tomorrow evening. Also because there are some INCOMPLETE VOTES still outstanding from @Ag, @Zu 2 and @Jacques to bring it up to the same COUNT AS THE REST (which I will gratefully accept until then)
Oh please God not MOLLY. Some loungers are still sobbing their heart out and waiting for her albamAnd it also goes to show that we can turn up when we want to (granted, this was 19 years ago!) - Jade, Lucie and to some extent Molly (who was presumably just too much personality for our European friends) suggest we still can.

I’m still waiting for her to say thanks for that lovely cake the good folk of Vienna baked!Oh please God not MOLLY. Some loungers are still sobbing their heart out and waiting for her albam![]()
She'd probably have won if she hadn't reacted to it like she'd spotted the baker jizzing in the piping bag.I’m still waiting for her to say thanks for that lovely cake the good folk of Vienna baked!
Not Vienna, whenever it was!
Copenhagen!
Nicola “Delice de” France

And Belarus serving SWEDE CHEESECAKE.Wasn't that the same year as Cake To Bake and @VoR's friend dressing in FULL BAKER DRAG?
Such a weird response wasn’t it!She'd probably have won if she hadn't reacted to it like she'd spotted the baker jizzing in the piping bag.
Darling, is there any OTHER type of Starlight Express fan?Perhaps it excited depressed Starlight Express fans![]()
In fairness she's from Leicester so she's not used to being presented with a cake that doesn't have a nail file baked into it.Such a weird response wasn’t it!
Was she nervous? At that point she may have thought she had a shot at winning and the tension was too much. Presumably a fork and plate came out as soon as the votes started rolling in (or rather didn’t).
I like to think she was just HORRENDOUSLY SOCIALLY AWKWARDSuch a weird response wasn’t it!
Was she nervous? At that point she may have thought she had a shot at winning and the tension was too much. Presumably a fork and plate came out as soon as the votes started rolling in (or rather didn’t).

Lucie lost to Blue in VoR's round! Although by a FINGERNAIL
Yet another triumph of the SICK PIGS. I’ve not forgotten AND WILL NEVER FORGIVE vile old Mother Cake Stall beating HatariLucie lost to Blue in VoR's round! Although by a FINGERNAIL
I'd say the closest we've had to a Come Back out-of-nowhere top three lately has been Hey Mamma, probably. Obviously chalk and cheese compared to Come Back though, and probably much easier to accidentally bottle lightning (or at least, the offcuts of it) with a party track.
I think - and I'm sure there's some obvious mathematical rationale for this in the age of the jury and televote being combined - it's much easier to get a surprise top 3 when there's real unanimity across the board on what the top 2 are. Certainly the case in both 2002 and 2017!I think when it happens (Macedonia in 2019, that Polish one in 2016 etc) even then it's usually a lower top 10 kind of surprise (and often heavily reliant on one of jury/public) rather than storming into the top 3 like Jessica.
DON’T RESPOND TO SHOULDYou should be listening to HOT MACEDONIAN 00s HITLIST![]()

In fairness, almost two of them are not terrible.DON’T RESPOND TO SHOULD
I honestly CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO although I MIGHT tomorrow
@ZenGiraffe is it possible to get one of those fancy little prefixes for Moopyvision Decades (and Moopyvisions in general) like The Apprentice has?
SOZ DOLL I had a quick skip through and found myself sobbing and reaching for the knife