Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 11: Denmark, Germany & Ukraine

Heroes and Teardrops are such basic bitches. They're hot, but they won't show that little bit of nipple that we all really want.
 
I’ve always LOVED Only Teardrops and I’ve never understood why some Eurofans seem to dislike it so much. It’s a song that can only really EXIST in the world of Eurovision, and all the better for it.

I have very little to say about the rest of Denmark other than I quite like the idea of Higher Ground, but by god did he need to ham it up a bit more. It was more like a WHISPER of Viking rather than the full-on-ridiculousness the song (which I find quite rousing) needed.

That Higher Ground was a shock televote favourite on the night suggests it probably could have done BETTER if they’d tried a bit harder.
 
Despite such dreadful nasty comments, I thank you Moopy.

Only Teardrops is an all time favourite, combining absolutely EVERYTHING you need, which should never be mocked when nations turn up late with no meat to the table, to be a Eurovision winner. She sings the shit out of it, looks fucking amazing, and it has pure 11/10 pop song in its veins whilst sounding like it nicked everything from Ireland 20 years previous.

I fucking adore it. Originality it ain't but everything was so SO on point.
 
wurst said:
I have very little to say about the rest of Denmark other than I quite like the idea of Higher Ground, but by god did he need to ham it up a bit more. It was more like a WHISPER of Viking rather than the full-on-ridiculousness the song (which I find quite rousing) needed.

That Higher Ground was a shock televote favourite on the night suggests it probably could have done BETTER if they’d tried a bit harder.
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Even MORE toxic masculinity you mean?
 
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2010: Lena - Satellite
2011: Lena - Taken By a Stranger
2012: Roman Lob - Standing Still
2013: Cascada - Glorious
2014: Elaiza - Is It Right?
2015: Ann Sophie - Black Smoke
2016: Jamie-Lee - Ghost
2017: Levina - Perfect Life
2018: Michael Schulte - You Let Me Walk Alone
2019: S!sters - Sister

Look at them there. 10 of the finest examples of modern music in Deutschland, all ready to fight it out for Moopyvision glory.

speaks into headset Sorry, where is Cascada? The toilets? AGAIN? Um and who invited Jamie-Lee? Yes I know she was a contestant but we still don't want her here.

So sit back and relax as another batch of your 4/10 faves get ranked and rated!
 
Oh dear. Germany.

I'm anticipating some questions once moopy sees a) what mark I gave to Cascada and b) what got my 12.
 
I re-watched my 12 earlier and did question myself. But I stand by it. TOO LATE NOW, though against such competition it isn't THAT hard to defend
 
#10 S!sters – Sister!



37 points

Highest: 1x 10 (Buttertart)

Lowest: 10 x 0 (VoR, Kevin7, sewerynsven, Ill Advised, David_5K, Kevin7, Ag, Dark Carnival, dmlaw, Pingu

Somewhere in Cologne a sugardaddy is sat open-mouthed as his two favourite girls reveal the extent to which they've bankrolled him. This only works if you think this pair are in on the whole joke, but something tells me the blonde one isn't. That we were denied an exclusive shot of them getting an apology for getting ZERO POINTS is one of Eurovision's greatest modern crimes. Not fair? Well they started it! Bloody sisters.
 
I gave Sister! a very high mark (6) as it is a deeply emotional presentation and the greatest song of all time
 
Suomi said:
#10 S!sters – Sister!



37 points

Highest: 1x 10 (Buttertart)

Lowest: 10 x 0 (VoR, Kevin7, sewerynsven, Ill Advised, David_5K, Kevin7, Ag, Dark Carnival, dmlaw, Pingu

Somewhere in Cologne a sugardaddy is sat open-mouthed as his two favourite girls reveal the extent to which they've bankrolled him. This only works if you think this pair are in on the whole joke, but something tells me the blonde one isn't. That we were denied an exclusive shot of them getting an apology for getting ZERO POINTS is one of Eurovision's greatest modern crimes. Not fair? Well they started it! Bloody sisters.
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Oh FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU.
 
Seeing that mark from ButterTart makes my Germany votes seem sane and reasonable.
 
"I see flames in your eyes
Damn, they burn so bright
Oh, you gotta know I’m with ya
Now, shine like city lights
Torches in the sky
Don’t you try to hide it
Sister"
- S!sters - Sister (2018)
 
#9 Levina – Perfect Life



46 points

Highest: 2x5 pts (Jacques, Ill Advised)

Lowest: 3x 0pts (Suomi, Penelope, Tischlampe)

Another Eurovision, another wispy-haired German lesbian dares to dream. :( An experiment in what would happen if you entered a song entirely without a chorus, poor brave Levina was sat in tears throughout the whole voting process. I remember this year’s German voting process was so gloriously convoluted that it could only really have resulted in such a mess.

Comparisons to “Titanium” are unfair – yes, it borrowed the same chord structure, notes and some of the lyrics, but [edit reason why unfair in later]

Their other choice of song was the actually quite good "Wildfire" written by Maria Mena -
 
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