Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 4: Greece, Latvia & Norway - RESULTS! (1 Viewer)

[Dark Carnival]

Loukas doesn't seem to have Instagram either, but he's still v v HOT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I quite like Rise Up. OPA is a stinking plate of dog shit.

 

[Zu]

I see this means that ‘Better Love’ is TOP FOUR

UGH

 

[VoR]

4th: Demy - This Is Love (123pts)

Another big local name drafted in to turn around the rapidly sinking ship that was Greece in the late 10s. This basic bop at least got them back to the finals, but as is so often the Greek fate, it felt fairly surplus to requirements once there.

This one always tickled me for just how little the production team attempted to hide the extent to which Demy wasn't singing a great deal of her own song. Those big notes are J.Lo's Play chorus levels of transparently not her voice.

She seemed to be having a lovely time of it all, though, so there's that. File under 'affable but forgettable'.

3 x 12 (Suomi, Penelope, Ag)
1 x 0 (sewerynsven)

 

[win_the_game]

I do feel that had a slightly mannish diva barked this one out while wielding a leather whip and ill-supported décolletage, it's be at least a few places higher.

This would have been ideal for Mando.

 

[lolly]

Opa is the only one of the lot I found even vaguely thrilling

 

[Zu]

It only occurred to me about six months after the event that Demy was THIS Demy. I mean there are presumably quite a lot of them so it’s very easy to be perplexed and also this is GENUINELY FABULOUS

 

[ButterTart]

The bit where she hit the high notes in the final after ducking them in the semis was when she truly blossomed into womanhood. A feel-good moment for the ages.

 

[VoR]

The bit where she hit the high notes in the final

 

[win_the_game]

The SUBTLE homoeroticism in the background was the only interesting thing about 'This Is Love'.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, when someone hit them for her and she cheerfully took the credit. It was still a powerful moment.

 

[Suomi]

The pre-chorus “there’s an echo in my head” moments in “This is Love” are some of my favourite bits of music from Eurovision this decade - what a shame it then just stops and a very average chorus takes over. Yes, a damning review of my 12 pointer but I think this exercise has revealed Greece’s report card from the last decade to be quite SHOCKING.

 

[dmlaw]

I really really hated the rapping on Watch My Dance. It made the two Latvian rappers seem accomplished by comparison. Hell, it made Madonna's rapping seem accomplished by comparison.

 

[VoR]

REDACTED

 

[VoR]

A perhaps surprising top two of 2018 and 2019, then. Only 7 points between them too, but like I said, the voting this round was truly all over the place...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ha!

 

[Zu]

Well that’s those two out of the way

And OMG ‘Oniro Mou’ TOP TWO!

 

[Dark Carnival]

La La Love from Cyprus

Obviously the SUPERIOR slut anthem

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well that’s those two out of the way

And OMG ‘Oniro Mou’ TOP TWO!

 

[Zu]

A crappo Ryan Tedder knock-off vs ACTUAL BEAUTY OMG WHICH WILL WE CHOOSE

 

[dmlaw]

Eleftheria was clearly the class of the round.

Well, it was alright, but she's a pretty girl and I think I caught sight of her growler when the dancers lifted her up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

La La Love was the tits. Tits like a 70s streaker.

 

[Pingu]

Umm... I can’t remember now who I gave my 12 to, but it DEFINITELY wasn’t 2018 or 2019...

 

[Zu]

Eleftheria was clearly the class of the round.

Well, it was alright, but she's a pretty girl and I think I caught sight of her growler when the dancers lifted her up.

12 GROWLER

 

[Jacques]

Pleased that Greece has largely gone to plan

Not only is "Alcohol is Free" musically shite but no song title has ever angered me more. They clearly never set foot in Euroclub

 

[VoR]

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to a voting issue with the Belarusian jury, there has been a LAST MINUTE ADJUSTMENT. The Greek top 3 (including Aphrodisiac) remains in play. Sorry!

 

[Pingu]

Mr Naef! Mr Naef!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[VoR]

3rd: Katerine Duska - Better Love (143pts)

A Jess Glynne moment from this Canadian-Greek import that raised some excitement in the preamble but once again lost momentum in the final reckoning.

A frequent issue with Greece this decade is an obvious lack of budget. In this case, I'd argue they probably gave Katerine TOO MUCH money. How on earth else to explain the impressionistic tampon commercial nightmare of this stage show? Combined with a weird live vocal mix and Katerine singing as though she had a mouth full of bees, this wound up as Greece's lowest-ranking finals appearance ever. HOOA! HOOA!

2 x 12 (Ill Advised, Buttertart)
3 x 1 (Alla, Penelope, Zu-Klara)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I feel I'm going to lost my shit over this!

 

[Suomi]

VoR cracking open another tinny before staggering onto the presenting stage makes for a GREAT SHOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh! Phew!

 

[VoR]

Well this is suitably SHAMBOLIC for Greece.

The top 2 is 2012 or 2018.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

VoR cracking open another tinny before staggering

What is this? NEIGHBOURS?

Stick another shrimp on the barbie while you're there.

 

[VoR]

2nd: Yianna Terzi - Oniro mou (149pts)

Right so, WHAT HA HAPPENED was that @Pingu voted in good time, but via Whatsapp and I forgot to enter his scores. Before his votes were added, this was the winner.

Being cruelly foiled at the last minute feels kind of appropriate to this tragic cow TBH. A lovely STIRRING Greek ballad that could have been entered at any point in the previous 30 years, it was undone by the very bizarre decision to shove her onstage looking like she'd just wanked off a smurf and with virtually nothing else going on visually. SAD.

Lovely song though. Sorry to have put you though this Yianna (and Moopy)

5 x 12 (Superstylin, sewerynsven, Win The Game, Dark Carnival, Raining on Me)
Lowest score: 2 (Alla, David_5000, Kevin, Pingu )

1st: Eleftheria Eleftheriou - Aphrodisiac (151pts)

Yeah, so this one actually won. Sorry guys. ONWARDS AND UPWARDS.

Original write-up:

Another early 10s 'Greece-on-autopilot' moment, this seemingly suffered a nasty vote split with La La Love from Cyprus, leaving both stranded in the midtable back in 2012.

At the time (and to this day) I was firmly team Ivi, but divorced from that little internal contest this is the kind of fun that I'm surprised Greece haven't really defaulted to since - it tends to work more often than it doesn't.

Brainless but fun, and very quintessentially Greek. Again, fat 'backing' singer in the wings was clearly doing a *lot* of heavy lifting here, but at least Eleftheria had the good manners to move around a bit to compensate.

6 x 12 (Jacques, Kevin7, dmlaw, Kevin, Kalabaliken, Pingu )
1 x 0 (Suomi)

 

[Zu]

What is this? NEIGHBOURS?

Stick another shrimp on the barbie while you're there.

I hope we’re going to find out the winner soon because I’m gasping for the DUNNY

 

[Zu]

Oh you MONSTERS! And by TWO POINTS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow

 

[Zu]

to @Suomi for giving it NADA!

BAN @Pingu NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm LIVID