Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 6: Armenia, Iceland & Moldova

VoR said:
6th: Srbuk - Walking Out (96pts)

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Blessed with a name that sounds like a burp and a voice that could peel paint, this Jessie J nightmare truly had it all - minus any discernible melody.

Nice boots, I guess - though the way she keeps aggressively pointing to her vagina is a rather off-putting. Ultimately, it's a lot of fire and shouting in service of a headache-inducing nothing of a song, and I can't even think of anything particularly witty to say about it. NEXT!

1 x 10 (Superstylin')
2 x 2 (VoR, Raining on Me)
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The staging of this which appeared to show that the ENTIRE ARENA had got up and left MID SONG was genuinely one of the worst ideas I’ve ever seen :D

Who is going to vote for a song that apparently makes people actively FLEE when performed :disco:

Oh and Aram MP3 is a homophobic POS and deserves nothing :)
 
VoR said:
3rd: Artsvik - Fly With Me (154pts)

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Ooh, this one was a bit ARTY, weren't it? You can well imagine Madonna nicking a hook from this back in the Ray of Light years. Assuming she could find it - as with Aram, it does take its sweet time waiting for the pill to kick in.

Sadly on the night, most of Europe had apparently popped out for a cuppa before it got good, but personally I think it's worth the wait. This is the sort of stuff I'd be happy to see Armenia doing every year. For a brief moment, it looked like they might.

3 x 12 (superstylin', Dark Carnival, Kevin)
2 x 2 (Jacques, Buttertart)
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I knew it wouldn't win, but lord did this win me over hard during the competition!
 
Dark Carnival said:
They're very patchy, but my top two (which hasn't showed up yet :) ) is among my favourite Eurovision songs ever.
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I have a clear favourite for Armenia. I was genuinely shocked when it performed so poorly. I thought it could have won the semi final.
 
Apricot Stone better not win.

I don't recall it doing as well as it did at ESC. Was it the TITS that brought in the votes? It seems like every other piece of generic ethnic tat that finishes 18th with a bullet.
 
Win_the_game said:
Apricot Stone better not win.

I don't recall it doing as well as it did at ESC. Was it the TITS that brought in the votes? It seems like every other piece of generic ethnic tat that finishes 18th with a bullet.
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That generic ethnic tat is the POINT of Eurovision :evil:
 
Come on Iveta! Which queen here can deny trying to recreate her hip movements at some point in 2016?
 
Win_the_game said:
Apricot Stone better not win.

I don't recall it doing as well as it did at ESC. Was it the TITS that brought in the votes? It seems like every other piece of generic ethnic tat that finishes 18th with a bullet.
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:D at the notion of votes being SOLELY based on the TITS :disco:

I KNOW MINE ARE :horny:
 
Let's not forget the corrupt Armenian jury voting for all the songs that had not a chance of winning thinking Aram could actually make it.
 
If I'm choosing between a song which does have an old guy playing an instrument that I don't recognise and a song that doesn't have an old guy playing an instrument that I don't recognise, I know what I'm going for.
 
Calm down guyz, Iveta is gong to win and I don't think it's even that close.
 
Almost 3 hours and still 2 more countries to go, watch and learn, San Remo :disco:
 
Now, in fairness, the presenters at San Remo didn't have to keep running to the buffet car for more beer.
 
Did @VoR get a seat in the end?

Please note that this is an exclusive, one-off, never to be repeated reveal of my very gentle and caring side :)
 
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