Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 8: Israel, Portugal & Russia

[lolly]

Thank FUCK that TEPID TAT didn't medal

 

[dmlaw]

Quite right. Although Same Heart is only a marginal improvement.

 

[Alla]

WTF?!

You COMPLETE FUCKING PIGS wouldn't do this to EUPHORIA!

Because both songs are on the same level

 

[lolly]

I'll happily take whichever winner we get now

 

[Penelope]

Yes, because both songs are on the same level

YES this is EXACTLY MY FUCKING POINT!

 

[Alla]

Is Toy going to win this?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Golden Boy above Dana, seriously moopy have some dignity, we're not fucking HETEROSEXUALS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is Toy going to win this?

Oh dear I totally forgot about THAT rotten bitch!

 

[Penelope]

It's probably going to be that GAY OLD RACKET from BLATANT FUTURE PUB BOUNCER Mei Finegold

 

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I always shed a small tear when I think of poor Dana and her HIGHLY confident website competition to select which dress she should wear in her Ding Dong Finals performance

 

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Excited for Same Heart’s effortless upcoming landslide victory

 

[Alla]

With 1 hour left, this obviously isn't going to be finished now. Will you continue later today or tomorrow, @VoR ?

 

[Penelope]

Really though, after assessing the whole decade I think it's practically UNQUESTIONABLE that Israel was the most pink pound-courting/abetting Eurovision nation of them all during the 2010s, even if it's a slight shame that often manifested in representation for the most violent subgenre of homosexual in Mei and Netta - BARGY LESBIANS

 

[VoR]

3rd: Mei Finegold - Same Heart (163pts)

Serving 'Butch queen stomping down the RuPaul's Drag Race Runway' it's Mei Finegold!

Hard to pinpoint exactly what went wrong with this sturdy banger for it to bomb SO spectacularly in the semi finals in spite of much hype from the fandom. I suppose it's a bit on the aggressive side for a weekday evening, our Mei looks like a lady(?) who can HANDLE HERSELF, if you know what I mean.

A true lost classic in a year with surprisingly many of them. During the annual Israel party in Copenhagen, Mei performed this and a spirited rendition of 'These Boots Are Made For Walking' which I can confirm is only rendered more of a camp classic when croaked out by a 40-a-day drag queen with the shoulders of an NFL quarterback.

6 x 12 (David_5000, Ag, wurst, Ill Advised, Kevin7, Dark Carnival)
1 x 1 (SDF)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bargy lesbians?

 

[Zu]

What a SHAME FOR MEI!

(The studio version is still a winner though. Comparatively)

 

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WOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok I'm done
BYE

 

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RECOUNT PLS

 

[lolly]

I wouldn't want to be in front of her in the queue for the buffet.

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank GOODNESS

Really DREADFULLY SHOUTY AND UNPLEASANT TO LISTEN TO as a squeals and dropped Bacardi Breezers gay anthem goes

 

[Penelope]

I wouldn't want to be in front of her in the queue for the buffet.

Four dead

 

[dmlaw]

RECOUNT PLS

One for Martin, two for Martin.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A lot of gender hate and body shaming going for poor Mei.

 

[Dark Carnival]

You know what, I hope Golden Boy wins, this is exactly what you lot deserve.

 

[Penelope]

A lot of gender hate and body shaming going for poor Mei.

How on EARTH is it body shaming to pass comment on a BRUTALIST OFFICE BLOCK?!

 

[lolly]

Four dead

Like a gay Hillsborough

 

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I honestly think Conchita just GOBBLED up all of Same Heart’s votes in its semi. It’s truly one of the more bizarre complete flops of the past decade.

I was at least expecting it to scrape through and achieve Hera Bjork/Saara Aalto style glory in the final.

 

[Alla]

You know what, I hope Golden Boy wins, this is exactly what you lot deserve.

I don't mind some shit songs winning, I just think "that's another 0 sorted in the final"

 

[Penelope]

NO darling people ENJOYED HERA AND SAARA AALTO

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't mind some shit songs winning, I just think "that's another 0 sorted in the final"

Love, you only get ONE zero in the final!

 

[Alla]

NO darling people ENJOYED HERA AND SAARA AALTO

 

[D5K]

I reckon Mei was the victim of some disgusting tactical voting here.

 

[Alla]

Love, you only get ONE zero in the final!

What? I thought we had 25-26 songs and voted in pure Eurovision style.

 

[Penelope]

Really wouldn't the rest of our lives all be MUCH MORE PLEASANT if we all just did the humane thing and chose Golden Boy here?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well with all this hate I hope Mei drives a lorry at all you haters.

Of course SHE'S the lorry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What? I thought we had 25-26 songs and voted in pure Eurovision style.

Oh I actually don't know how VoR is going to run this, so forget I said anything!

 

[ButterTart]

Golden Boy above Dana, seriously moopy have some dignity, we're not fucking HETEROSEXUALS!

As Moopy’s voice of marginal heterosexuality, I regret to inform you that Golden Boy is an absolute belter, and Dana is a bit of an old hoof singing a song Tracy Shaw originally passed on.

 

[Alla]

Oh I actually don't know how VoR is going to run this, so forget I said anything!

And we have semifinals first, so there you go.

 

[Dark Carnival]

As Moopy’s voice of marginal heterosexuality

what?!