Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS (1 Viewer)

[Alla]

Must have been that 3am baguette

And the banana, whatever you did with it.

 

[Soldi]

And the banana, whatever you did with it.

Ate it you RASCAL WHORE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ate it you RASCAL WHORE

 

[Jacques]

I’d have probably done the same during FEKER LIBI

Yes, Roots was robbed, but don't make me withdraw whatever amount of points I gave to Italy

 

[Tisch]

Efendi AGOG.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! When I find out who this is... :

 

[Lucille]

God this Semi is STACKED. Just looked at semi 2 and it's either full of SHITE, or stuff I BARELY REMEMBER.

 

[Tisch]

@David_5000 how did you pick it? Random? This wasn't the real semi was it? (notwithstanding the big 5)

 

[Tisch]

Oh this WAS the real Semi. I hadn't realised how weighty it was!

 

[ButterTart]

Efendi AGOG.

Oh I didn't vote for that feeble little queef of a song. It shows how weak this year is that people have latched on to that as a banger, when it would have just made up the numbers in any other contest.

 

[Tisch]

Oh I didn't vote for that feeble little queef of a song. It shows how weak this year is that people have latched on to that as a banger, when it would have just made up the numbers in any other contest.

Delete your account

 

[Alla]

Oh I didn't vote for that feeble little queef of a song. It shows how weak this year is that people have latched on to that as a banger, when it would have just made up the numbers in any other contest.

What the hell is this, BT playing the straigh card? I'm not buying it.

 

[Lucille]

What the hell is this, BT playing the straigh card? I'm not buying it.

Gay or straight, or IN BETWEEN?

 

[Soldi]

Gay or straight, or IN BETWEEN?

Someone who LOVED ALLAFESTIVALEN yet is FIERCELY HETERO

 

[Kala]

VOTED. Actually I thought the semis were quite equal. In my overall top 10, I had 5 from each semi.

 

[OutSynk]

I don’t think I can be fucked with this. Hoping Ukraine wins anyway.

 

[OutSynk]

Although the idea of giving Iceland nothing does excite me.

 

[Soldi]

Although the idea of giving Iceland nothing does excite me.

 

[Zu]

Oh they’re not getting anything from ME! Disgusting!

 

[Jacques]

Although the idea of giving Iceland nothing does excite me.

I wish it was in this semi so it didn't have such an easy ride to the final

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Kala]

What a COW

 

[Zu]

I say HIP HIP HOORAY for there being no actual contest if it means that THAT can’t win

 

[ButterTart]

Gay or straight, or IN BETWEEN?

Yes.

 

[Soldi]

What a COW

Who ZOE or @OutSynk

 

[Lucille]

I say HIP HIP HOORAY for there being no actual contest if it means that THAT can’t win

We all know your faves would’ve won anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

What the hell is this, BT playing the straigh card? I'm not buying it.

That song is like the one vaguely attractive teacher at school that everyone thinks is fit, because there's nobody better to compare her to. Put it up against Fuego, or even its cousin with the gammy leg and wonky eye Replay, and see how it immediately fades into the background.

 

[Alla]

I suspect Russia would have won, so well done Gay Eurovision Lobby for cancelling this

 

[Zu]

We all know your faves would’ve won anyway.

My EYES! My EARS! What a MONSTER YOU ARE!

 

[Alla]

That song is like the one vaguely attractive teacher at school that everyone thinks is fit, because there's nobody better to compare her to. Put it up against Fuego, or even its cousin with the gammy leg and wonky eye Replay, and see how it immediately fades into the background.

Well people didn't totally lose their shit with Fuego until the rehearsals/performance, so we can't really compare because we don't know what they were going to do, but knowing them I guess something EPIC.

 

[Zu]

I suspect Russia would have won

Oh I think so too

Also there are many people who are allergic to and in fact FRIGHTENED OF green, so that would have put Iceland in 19th place and crying into their puffin meringues

 

[ButterTart]

Well people didn't totally lose their shit with Fuego until the rehearsals/performance, so we can't really compare because we don't know what they were going to do, but knowing them I guess something EPIC.

Well I just rang her and she said she'd just sit on a stool for a bit and then quote some Bible passages. The Mamas were planning to do something similar, only topless.

 

[Alla]

Well I just rang her and she said she'd just sit on a stool for a bit and then quote some Bible passages. The Mamas were planning to do something similar, only topless.

Good god you're such a pervert! The Mamas too.

 

[Zu]

BUSTY

Even I would. Well, I MIGHT

 

[ButterTart]

Good god you're such a pervert! The Mamas too.

I didn't say I'd enjoy it! If anything it would have been the most upsetting wank I'd had in ages.

 

[ButterTart]

BUSTY

Even I would. Well, I MIGHT

Mamas Rank
1. Short squat one who's not much over 30
2. Jasmine Masters
3. Big ol' Lulu

 

[Zu]

“Squat”

I suppose it’s marginally better than STOUT

 

[ButterTart]

“Squat”

I suppose it’s marginally better than STOUT

Squat's a great word. For Lulu I'd have gone for 'sturdy' or 'load bearing'.

 

[Zu]

And there’s always STUMPY

 

[ButterTart]

And there’s always STUMPY

'Bonnie' is the ultimate faint praise to damn anyone with, it's up there with complimenting their smashing personality.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obviously the Mamas had huge gay appeal but Move wasn't a winning song.