Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[Tisch]

Is that question open to anyone, and are you rich?

Yes and no.

I have not necessarily answered those questions in order...

 

[cwej]

Hmmm... I'm OK with the songs going through so far, though NONE of my top 5 have made it yet...

 

[ButterTart]

I hate Norway, what a moany cow.

It shoulda been Raylee WILD

It should have been Rein Alexander.

 

[Lucille]

Judging by the pissy reaction from the Moopy girls, I’d not be surprised if Romania DOESN’T go through. If it doesn’t, I’ll pop a note through to the Lord to request that the guilty parties are strangled at birth in the next life

Don’t worry that desperate drunk anthem got high points from the Lucille jury.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Any better now?

 

[cwej]

Judging by the pissy reaction from the Moopy girls, I’d not be surprised if Romania DOESN’T go through. If it doesn’t, I’ll pop a note through to the Lord to request that the guilty parties are strangled at birth in the next life

I probably disliked this the most of anything in the heat...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who doesn’t want a bit of ATTENTION?

Norway

 

[D5K]

Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"


And the final country to reveal before we knock a few out is:

ISRAEL!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Habib albi!

 

[Penelope]

This heat really was a load of old MEDIOCRE DOGSHIT until an utterly TRIUMPHANT last third

Which I can't say bodes all too well given this is the GOOD semi

 

[lolly]

Judging by the pissy reaction from the Moopy girls, I’d not be surprised if Romania DOESN’T go through. If it doesn’t, I’ll pop a note through to the Lord to request that the guilty parties are strangled at birth in the next life

Next life? Fuck, I've got to go through all this AGAIN?

 

[ButterTart]

Yes and no.

I have not necessarily answered those questions in order...

I can't shack up with someone who plays such mind games. The fake wedding so I can become a rich widower is OFF.

 

[Tisch]

I can't shack up with someone who plays such mind games. The fake wedding so I can become a rich widower is OFF.

It's okay, probably for the best, I was going to find a nice tram derailment to bump you off with anyway. X

 

[Iguana]

This thread has taken A TURN

 

[ButterTart]

This heat really was a load of old MEDIOCRE DOGSHIT until an utterly TRIUMPHANT last third

Which I can't say bodes all too well given this is the GOOD semi

This was the good semi in the same way as some tropical diseases are less fatal than others. Just because something is preferable doesn't make it good.

 

[Tisch]

I find Israel just okay.

 

[D5K]

Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"


No flags for the countries that didn't qualify, but I can reveal that in last place, on 13 points (remarkably an 8 and a 5) we say goodbye to:







CROATIA

 

[D5K]

I find Israel just okay.

I don't understand it at all.

 

[Penelope]

This thread has taken A TURN

Well, if the organisers of the contest WILL serve up KENNEL CUNT FOR DINNER

 

[Dark Carnival]

NO LOSS THERE

 

[Tisch]

I don't understand it at all.

Again it has grown on me slightly, but they've done better. I do feel they were heading a non-qual with it.

 

[Penelope]

Poor Croatia! Nearly gave it points (but didn't x)

 

[dmlaw]

Well, that was inevitable, although obviously you are all wrong and probably Serbs.

 

[lolly]

In some ways, quarantine has taken interaction on the internet back just over two decades, hasn't it?

 

[Tisch]

I can't even place craotia

 

[ButterTart]

This thread has taken A TURN

If you want tips on how to make it look like an accident, DM me and we'll split the inheritance.

 

[Lucille]

I misread and thought that trash went through!

 

[D5K]

Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Let's kick out another one shall we? In 19th place it's goodbye to...







BELARUS

 

[Zu]

Oh noooooooo! I liked Croatia! Imagine choosing three songs in one and none of them remotely acceptable ISRAEL over that!

SAVAGES!

 

[ButterTart]

Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
-----
Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"


No flags for the countries that didn't qualify, but I can reveal that in last place, on 13 points (remarkably an 8 and a 5) we say goodbye to:







CROATIA

Wait, WHAT?

 

[D5K]

I misread and thought that trash went through!

No flag, no prize.

 

[D5K]

Wait, WHAT?

I'M NOT DONE

 

[dmlaw]

I enthusiastically hope that you have not been foolish enough to put Germany or Australia through.

 

[Zu]

Poor VAL

 

[Penelope]

Poor Da vidna!

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that was inevitable, although obviously you are all wrong and probably Serbs.

Хрватска је била говна

 

[Dark Carnival]

Belarus? Don't remember her.

 

[Suomi]

Belarus was never going to get a look-in with Ukraine turning up in a flashier version. Ukraine has form for this

 

[ButterTart]

I realise now we're getting rid of the chaff, not putting people through. Croatia and Belarus now make sense.

 

[cwej]

Ah I gave Belarus 2 pts though I thought it didn't have much chance. Too subtle.