Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[Zu]

You know your GAY membership doesn't get REVOKED if you don't like Sweden! You don't HAVE to!

Mine’s been revoked as a consequence of having nothing nice to say about any Swedish entry for the last five years and ÇA M’EST ÉGAL

 

[Tisch]

Malta is meh.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why do you hate BIG JOLLY LADIES?!?

What are you talking about I LOVE CHIARA

 

[Soldi]

Malta have ALWAYS been a bit MEH

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mine’s been revoked as a consequence of having nothing nice to say about any Swedish entry for the last five years and ÇA M’EST ÉGAL

 

[Lucille]

Malta > Sweden

 

[Tisch]

The best thing about Malta was the corona-ready video. It's a shame for her the contest was cancelled with all the precautions she'd took.

 

[Zu]

Which monsters voted for MALTA?

NAME AND SHAME!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Malta have ALWAYS been a bit MEH

Have they EVER sent anything exciting?

 

[Suomi]

Australia is so irksome, it sounds like it was written by a teenager

 

[Soldi]

She was better than that GIRL they picked last year who looked like she’d rather be ANYWHERE ELSE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Malta > Sweden

Both shit. But yes.

 

[Tisch]

Have they EVER sent anything exciting?

7TH WONDER

 

[win_the_game]

Have they EVER sent anything exciting?

Claudette Pace - Desire

 

[Dark Carnival]

Australia is so irksome, it sounds like it was written by a teenager

Don't break meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Soldi]

Have they EVER sent anything exciting?

Apart from that GIRLBAND in 1999, NO!

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Three finalists left to reveal. The first of these is...

SLOVENIA!

 

[dmlaw]

It was another inevitable qualifier so I can't even get angry about Density making it to the final.

 

[Soldi]

7TH WONDER

Oh the one who BLEW the GLITTER like MAGIC

 

[Tisch]

Australia is so irksome, it sounds like it was written by a teenager

The song has grown on me. But I can't stand HER, her stupid styling, her stage school dancing, or her stupid face.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT?

 

[Penelope]

Australia is so irksome, it sounds like it was written by a teenager

So does every Lisa Ajax entry ever and you still love those

 

[Penelope]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Three finalists left to reveal. The first of these is...

SLOVENIA!

OMG YAY

 

[Penelope]

The best thing about Malta was the corona-ready video. It's a shame for her the contest was cancelled with all the precautions she'd took.

Let's face it loves it was no TABOO by Christabelle

 

[Zu]

Have they EVER sent anything exciting?

Not since VODKA and VERTIGO

There’s a law in Malta that good songs must start with a V so I’m looking forward to VELVETEEN VAGENE in 2021

 

[Soldi]

OH COME ON, why would you vote for someone banging on about WAAAATEEERR. It’s not like SLOVENIA’S a DESERT

 

[Tisch]

I don't remember a THING about Slovenia apart from the woman was quite handsome.

 

[Zu]

YAAAAAAAAS SLOVENIA!

Such EXQUISITE TASTE some of you girls have. Not all, obviously

 

[ButterTart]

Oh good, Slovenia getting through surely means Netherlands is doomed.

 

[Soldi]

Oh good, Slovenia getting through surely means Netherlands is doomed.

 

[win_the_game]

Thank the lord. I swear if Slovenia had been eliminated some of you would deserve a good CUTTING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh good, Slovenia getting through surely means Netherlands is doomed.

This is probably good news indeed.

 

[Zu]

OH COME ON, why would you vote for someone banging on about WAAAATEEERR. It’s not like SLOVENIA’S a DESERT

They CAN’T AFFORD TAPS!

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


Our penultimate qualifier tonight is...

RUSSIA!

 

[Penelope]

OMG so one of Australia and NORD MACEDOINE are out

I'm PISSING WITH TENSION!

 

[Soldi]

They CAN’T AFFORD TAPS!

With the SHITE they come out with most years they DONT DESERVE TO

 

[Zu]

Oh good, Slovenia getting through surely means Netherlands is doomed.

 

[Penelope]

SEND THAT GAY SHIT FROM MACEDONIA THROUGH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Uno uno uno!

 

[win_the_game]

OH COME ON, why would you vote for someone banging on about WAAAATEEERR. It’s not like SLOVENIA’S a DESERT

I could go right off you.