My Top 500 Songs (complete!!) (1 Viewer)

Corona's debut is definitely on the podium for best eurodance album along with at least Gina G and maybe Haddaway (The Drive). Almost absolutely no variation and I wouldn't want it any other way - it was pretty much a greatest hits of the producers career history, but with a massive budget slapped on. The peaks are so rampant and lavish. No idea what happened with the sophomore set - the 4 recognisably Corona songs are all very good to adequate, but the pseudo rnb duds that dominate the tracklisting are just baffling - maybe they let Sandy have free reign whilst they went out for coffee.

Try Me Out is of course an "Ann Lee" co-write. She sure did get around more than two times that one. 2 videos as well, for reasons I've no idea.
 
345 Rihanna - Umbrella (2007)

I don't think I've listened to this in a very long time. It does sound pretty sweet after a decade+ apart. I "saw" her perform this, about 18 miles from the stage at V Festival, clutching a broken umbrella. Oh the fun we had.




It's now easy to forget how huge this was because of time, but it's a serious diamond
 
Now I like a bit of SIR TOM JONES and I like a bit of CHICANE but STONED IN LOVE has always LEFT ME QUITE QUITE COLD. It's no STRONG IN LOVE featuring DAME SYLVIA MASON JAMES that's for sure
 
It's now easy to forget how huge this was because of time, but it's a serious diamond
Oh I remember just how big it was.

Infamously it was no.1 for the whole time it rained in the UK. Some of the worst flooding I can recall in the country.
 
310 Infernal - From Paris To Berlin (2006)

Those pesky Danes have always had a sizable sense of irony, just look at their Eurovision output, and this was served with a Copenhagen sized knowing wink. We were all hungry for a fun Euro banger and ate it up as quickly as we were served.

Oh the days before the world truly went to shit, when international clubbing was an exciting prospect rather than a dismal sexless week in Dubai with dreadful influencers.

 
309 Janet Jackson - Together Again (1997)

Now me and Janft have had our issues down the years. I never really knew her 80s stuff, enjoyed her 90s pop stuff and then was repulsed as she saw her career out grunting, moaning and creaming herself. So this nursery rhyme-esque, upbeat, breezy bop stands head and shoulders above the rest.

Of course lyrically, there's a sadness in her eyes, but she did cure AIDS.

I have since found middle ground with Janft in the era of streaming, discovering and enjoying her funkier early more dynamic material.

 
308 Salt n Pepa - Push It (1988)

My ringtone, when that was a thing. An absolutely groundbreaking moment for women in hip hop, a huge crossover hit. A forever dancefloor filler. It is of course only for the sexy people.

Do take a look at the recent performance at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame over their greatest hits, posted below.



 
Push It was one of those head turning music moments that we all have as we approach adolescence and start to discover music properly. Love that we were kids in a time when you could still hear songs that sound like nothing you’ve heard before. The late 80s and early 90s were a very exciting time. See also: Back To Life, Ride On Time, etc
 
Push It was one of those head turning music moments that we all have as we approach adolescence and start to discover music properly. Love that we were kids in a time when you could still hear songs that sound like nothing you’ve heard before. The late 80s and early 90s were a very exciting time. See also: Back To Life, Ride On Time, etc
Pump Up The Volume must have sounded very out there in 1987
 
307 Cher - All Or Nothing (1999)

Oh Cheryl Sarkisian, you changed the trajectory of my life and millions of other fledgling gays. You taught us it was ok to say what was on our mind, use autotune and wear wigs.

If only the generation making "music" in 2026, could do 10% of what you could do. Note to the youth, Lola Young is not a gay icon

 
306 Madonna - Vogue (1990)

Let's step things up a notch. The world watched on as Madonna kindly appropriated black gay culture for money and the white gays paid her. All you need is your own imagination, indeed.

Seriously, what a fucking escalation, Madonna saw the new decade and said I'M STILL HERE. Sensational, game changing, piano driven house with a delivery that insists you get involved and my goodness we did.

A reminder dear, that THIS IS ART.



 
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As we ascend towards the top 300, I know I'm very busy this week, so I may well pause or slow down. I will fill the gap, with either a list of the songs that missed out or some hot stats.
 
I read recently (actually I was chatting with ChatGPT, as you do) that “Vogue” was the first ever house song to go #1 in America. Quite an achievement. I was asking because, coincidentally, I was checking if “Pump Up The Volume” was the first in the UK… it wasn’t as it goes - “Jack Your Body” by Steve Hurley got there a few months prior. To answer @Sardonicus , yes MARRS sounded very strange at the time and ten year old me just didn’t get it. It was Black Box that changed everything for me.
 
And amazingly, “Push It” was actually from 1986. Which makes it even more futuristic. Salt n Pepa were ever the slow burners because they came too early; but no song had a slow burn quite like “Push It”. I think it was late spring 1988 when it finally charted.
 
I think I prefer Jack Your Body to Pump Up The Volume.

Although neither are better than Love Can't Turn Around :disco:.
 
I think I knew Pump Up The Volume as a child, and found it quite the scary, especially the trippy video on TOTP.

I may have made this up.
 
304 Shins - Phantom Limb (2007)

I loved The Shins back in the day. I guess they fit within my love of melancholic, jangly indie pop. Not a hit anywhere! Astonishingly New Slang doesn't feature here, but we will hear from them again.

 
302 ABBA - One Of Us (1981)

There are three ABBA's. Frivolous ABBA, Indulgent ABBA, and Sad ABBA. This fits firmly in the latter. It's full on minor key, stark, post divorce with no IT WILL BE OK resolution. It's actually deeply depressing, if not for the cod reggae, which is a choice, an effective choice, but still a choice.

Firmly in their mature ABBA era, this was about as pure pop as The Visitors could muster (ok sorry Head Over Heals). If rumours are correct, the true Christmas no.1 of 1981, due to doubling up of charts over the period.

 
And that ladies is 350-301

301 – Britney Spears – I'm A Slave 4 U
302 – ABBA – One Of Us
303 – Robyn – Time Machine
304 – Shins – Phantom Limb
305 – Ava Max – Sweet But Psycho
306 – Madonna – Vogue
307 – Cher – All Or Nothing
308 – Salt n Pepa – Push It
309 – Janet Jackson – Together Again
310 – Infernal – From Paris To Berlin

311 – Bruce Springsteen – The Streets of Philadelphia
312 – Corona – Try Me Out
313 – Garbage – Only Happy When It Rains
314 – Lady Gaga, Beyonce – Telephone
315 – Tasmin Archer – Sleeping Satellite
316 – Alison Moyet – Whispering Your Name
317 – Celine Dion – I Drove All Night
318 – Tori Amos – Cornflake Girl
319 – Urban Cookie Collective – The Key, The Secret
320 – Crystal Waters – Gypsy Woman

321 – Kylie Minogue – Locomotion
322 – Carola – Framling
323 – Destiny's Child – Survivor
324 – Kylie Minogue – Got To Be Certain
325 – Lana Del Rey – Young and Beautiful
326 – Whitney Houston – Higher Love
327 – Strawberry Switchblade – Since Yesterday
328 – Christina Aguilera – Genie In A Bottle
329 – Kate Ryan – Je T'Adore
330 – Tracey Thorn – Dancefloor

331 – Clean Bandit – Rather Be
332 – Jessie Ware – Spotlight
333 – Emmie – More Than This
334 – Scatman John – Scatman
335 – Enya – May It Be
336 – Mariah Carey – Always Be My Baby
337 – Mary J Blige – Family Affair
338 – Candi Staton – Young Hearts Run Free
339 – Steps – What the Future Holds
340 – Madonna – Ray of Light

341 – Blondie – Long Time
342 – Britney Spears – Stronger
343 – Tim Berg – Seek Bromance
344 – Desireless – Voyage Voyage
345 – Rihanna – Umbrella
346 – Hot Chip – I Feel Better
347 – Alizee – Lolita
348 – Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande – Rain On Me
349 – Paloma Faith – Only Love Can Hurt Like This
350 – Haddaway – Rock My Heart
 
JANFT may have had her HEART IN THE RIGHT PLACE on that one but it's still never going to get past IRRITATING with ME
 
308 Salt n Pepa - Push It (1988)

My ringtone, when that was a thing. An absolutely groundbreaking moment for women in hip hop, a huge crossover hit. A forever dancefloor filler. It is of course only for the sexy people.

Do take a look at the recent performance at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame over their greatest hits, posted below.




I think I’ve mentioned it before on here

BUT

my fave memory of this song is my friend Keith’s mom freaking out about him listening to this because she thought that were saying “pussy good”
 
306 Madonna - Vogue (1990)

Let's step things up a notch. The world watched on as Madonna kindly appropriated black gay culture for money and the white gays paid her. All you need is your own imagination, indeed.

Seriously, what a fucking escalation, Madonna saw the new decade and said I'M STILL HERE. Sensational, game changing, piano driven house with a delivery that insists you get involved and my goodness we did.

A reminder dear, that THIS IS ART.




That Dangerous Liasions performance is so fucking good.
 

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