Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[lolly]

FIRE DOORS

 

[lolly]

DOORS

 

[funky]

THEY/THEM BAKED GOODS

 

[Halli]

GRAVY THATS NOT BISTO, FFS!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GRAVY FROM GRANULES RATHER THAN FROM CORPSE JUICE

 

[Ellie]

RAMEN

I got told by a friend the other day that RAMEN IS JUST A FAD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MARY AND HER BOY CHILD STAMPAGE



(Also, why when they've whitewashed Mary and Jesus, have they swapped KING CHARLES for ANTON DU BEKE!? )

 

[Ellie]

MARY AND HER BOY CHILD STAMPAGE



(Also, why when they've whitewashed Mary and Jesus, have they swapped KING CHARLES for ANTON DU BEKE!? )

I see Clare Balding.

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

They will probably just buy the standard Royal Mail non festive stamps. That'll teach them.

You know, the ones where Charles has a good traditional British purple face.

 

[funky]

MARY AND HER BOY CHILD STAMPAGE



(Also, why when they've whitewashed Mary and Jesus, have they swapped KING CHARLES for ANTON DU BEKE!? )

Do they think Mary gave birth down the DOG AND GUN in WOKING?

 

[Lucille]

The agricultural revolution.

 

[Lucille]

Let’s go back to the good old days and it’s 10,000 BC.

 

[big ron]

says the man clearly pinning up juice

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No, I'm sorry, WHAT!?

 

[Lucille]

Some of us have JOBS, when do you expect me to go out and hunt MEGAFAUNA?

 

[funky]

Show megafauna pls

 

[big ron]

Just have a toffee crisp

 

[Shoat]

Life expectancy 10,000 BC: 28 years old

Quality of life 10,000 BC: no access to speculating wildly on AI-generated Sexy Enya Pokemon

Sama Hoole DEAD AND DECAYING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SANS SERIF FONTS



...Times New Roman does look better though...

 

[Lucille]

Calibri ugly as fuck!

 

[Suedehead]

Times is so dated ugh

Actually we need a font thread

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Times is so dated ugh

Actually we need a font thread

Times New Roman reminds me too much of university assignments, I don't fuck with it.

 

[Shoat]

Times New Roman is the CONSERVATIVE PARTY of fonts

Bin it

 

[Sheena]

Times is so dated ugh

Actually we need a font thread

First thread:

BOP OR FLOP:

 

[Joseph]

First thread:

BOP OR FLOP:

CULTURALLY APPRECIATED BOP

 

[Finn]

THE IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM ()

 

[Finn]

RADIO 2 EDITING SPICE UP YOUR LIFE BY THE SPICE GIRLS SO IT'S JUST "[MUTED]-MEN IN TIMBUKTU"

 

[Finn]

THE WOKE METROPOLITAN ELITE SNOWFLAKES OF MOOPY DOT CO DOT UK CHASTISING MAN OF THE PEOPLE @big non-denominational winter festival FOR THE NAME HE USED FOR THE ENTRANCE TO HIS URETHRA THE OTHER DAY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ENTRANCE

EXIT!

 

[Finn]

Not with what he was using it for

 

[octophone]

Not with what he was using it for

One can admire the creativity without bowing to it.

 

[big ron]

THE WOKE METROPOLITAN ELITE SNOWFLAKES OF MOOPY DOT CO DOT UK CHASTISING MAN OF THE PEOPLE @big non-denominational winter festival FOR THE NAME HE USED FOR THE ENTRANCE TO HIS URETHRA THE OTHER DAY

PC BRIGADE GONE MAD FFS I CANT BE RACIST I LOVE SUSHI

 

[Tisch]

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SUSHI

 

[Finn]

SUSHI

Uncooked foreign muck, eaten by the liberal metropolitan elites

 

[Joseph]

MY PISS SLIT’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT/WOKE

 

[funky]

Show piss slits pls

 

[Joseph]

Show piss slits pls

Spoiler: NSFW

YOU NEED JESUS

 

[Agneeta]

New Years Eve Fireworks

 

[Halli]

Fireworks from the London Eye FFS, why aren't they from The Tower of London where GREAT GB used to have BALLS and execute people, FFS!!