Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[Art Decade]

CEREAL

 

[RJN]

That’s what I eat before I go cat call girls

 

[Joseph]

VEGANS

 

[lolly]

WELSH PRONOUNS IN AN EMAIL SIGNATURE

 

[Nancy]

ENERGY SAVING LIGHT BULBS

 

[Nancy]

CHILLI OIL

 

[Nancy]

BRAILLE

 

[big ron]

BRAILLE

Those bloody BLIND LOT are just attention seeking.

 

[Joseph]

It’s kind of funny how people say they are blind but have eyes so how does that work

 

[funky]

FLOOR BRAILLE

Ruining our pavements just because you want to cross the road. Maybe DON’T GO OUT

 

[funky]

HUNGARY

 

[wildchild]

Comedy

 

[Sardonicus]

PRACTICING SAFE SEX

 

[Halli]

VEGETABLE OXO CUBES

 

[big ron]

VEGETABLE OXO CUBES

WOKE NONSENSE GET SOME BOVRIL DOWN YOU SNOWFLAKES

 

[Halli]

POKE BOWLS.

 

[Agneeta]

Tattooists that can't spell.

 

[funky]

POKE BOWLS.

Corrected. I'll have none of your POSH CROCKERY NONSENSE thank you. Just eat your soup out of the tin like a NORMAL PERSON

 

[Lucille]

Sitting on the beach.

 

[Tisch]

Sitting on the beach.

I assume he wrote that tweet from up a scaffold then?

 

[Lucille]

Enjoying equality.

 

[PercyPig]

As if scaffolders (or those working on them) are paid a few quid

 

[Agneeta]

The very idea that builders working while other people enjoyed themselves is a BRAND NEW CONCEPT.

 

[Lucille]

There are people sunning themselves in the park by my office whilst I SLAVE OVER E-MAILS! Am I allowed to be part of the poor victimised PROLETARIAT?

 

[dmlaw]

There are people sunning themselves in the park by my office whilst I SLAVE OVER E-MAILS! Am I allowed to be part of the poor victimised PROLETARIAT?

What about me? There are people having lunch in a beer garden within earshot of where I am working from home. I am the victim of a woke mob.

 

[Halli]

Homemade Burgers when there's ones from the freezer in fucking Morrisons and Iceland FFS!

 

[Finn]

Connected:

MELANIE BLATT

 

[big ron]

Homemade Burgers when there's ones from the freezer in fucking Morrisons and Iceland FFS!

Morrisons? Hark at Zack Polanski here. Whats wrong with a frozen Birds Eye burger you lazy Gen Z SNOWFLAKE.

 

[big ron]

REFEREES HAVING CRAMP

 

[Sardonicus]

REFEREES HAVING CRAMP

Read that as REFUGEES. Which is definitely TOO BLOODY WOKE

 

[funky]

ENGLISH PUB LICENSING LAWS

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

THE ODYSSEY (2026)

 

[Lucille]

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

 

[Penelope]

TURBULENCE. Just FLY THE PLANE IT'S A BIT OF WEATHER

 

[Penelope]

Also CLAPPING WHEN THE PLANE LANDS

 

[big ron]

Same as CLAPPING SUNSETS

 

[funky]

FLYING FROM AUSTIN TO PHOENIX

It’s only a couple of states over. WALK!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Gay flight attendants?

 

[Halli]

CONFESSIONS TWO FFS!!!

 

[Lucille]

I genuinely wouldn’t feel safe on a flight with only straight flight attendants.