octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #243 Alice The Goon blamed for "mystery turd"
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #244 Gavin Williamson "uses fleshlight as a therapist"
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #246 Ghost of Prince Philip baffled by ghost goose.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #250 PJ Harvey paints potato grey
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #251 Godley & Creme "shared a nipple"
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #252 Vernie Bennett voted Lib Dem in 2015
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #253 Nick Carter farts in larder.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #254 Britpop found in skip
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #255 Tony Blair Picks Lionel Blair on Celebrity Squares. Unfair.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #258 Janet Street Porter's daughter caught her.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #259 Kenny Everett's leatherette ferret.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 6, 2022 #261 Will Young changes stage name to Bulky Morag
big ron King of moopy Pronouns He/him Joined Feb 18, 2004 Messages 39,308 Nov 6, 2022 #262 Bob Monkhouse charged with skip fire
big ron King of moopy Pronouns He/him Joined Feb 18, 2004 Messages 39,308 Nov 7, 2022 #264 Michaela Strachan Breast Feeds Llama
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #265 MARRS still deflating "the volume".
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #267 Graeme Garden gardens in his garden
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #268 Graeme Garden guards the gardeners gardening in his garden
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #270 More tea, Vicar?
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #274 Barry Cryer's tumble dryer (sad)
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #275 Huw Edwards heads shedwards with Jedward.
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #276 Nandos launch the "Peri Peri Perineum"
octophone Cows! Pronouns she/her Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 65,862 Nov 7, 2022 #277 Hugh Dennis menaced by Dennis Pennis
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,988 Nov 7, 2022 #278 Hot air from Tories now biggest cause of climate change
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,988 Nov 7, 2022 #279 Boris Johnson medical reports confirm he’s a two ton bag of shite
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,988 Nov 7, 2022 #280 Nadine Dorries to donate head and limbs to NHS research immediately (Without permission)