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Suella Braverman’s publicist confirms to reporters that she is, indeed, even more of a cunt than she was yesterday

 

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Jacob Rees Mogg declared bankrupt for charity

 

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John Major is back in government and announces the Cunt Hotline.

 

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Tracey Thorn donates collection of pine cones with goggly eyes to MENSA.

 

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Maureen Lipman lost at sea

12 dead

 

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Kind owl divorces @Rita

 

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Exclusive: BRING BACK TAGS campaign now supported by 68% of moopy.

 

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@nink in the sink surprise guest on I'm A Celebrity

 

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Boy George covered in Marmite and ready to play.

 

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Murder She Wrote lost XXX tape revealed

 

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Wigna Triceratops discovered to have 51% controlling stake in McVities.

 

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Tupac Shakur DNA found in Billy The Bear ham

 

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Elon Musk launches range of Christmas crackers, full of child porn.

 

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Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

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Paris Hilton encounters sheep, dies.

 

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Jason Mansfield tits out on The One Show

 

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Richard Briers and his rusty pliers.

 

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Chaka Demus and his trusted Pliers

 

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Hilary Duff skanking injury

 

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Celery fluff wanking perjury

 

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Rag n Bone Man doily collection goes on display at Bolton tip. 4 dead.

 

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Dairylea chuff planking surgery

 

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Mallory Muff banking forgery

 

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Belgium eats Bjork in new Amazon Prime series.

 

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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Chlamydia