OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Phoenix]

I don’t wanna say. I’m clinging on in the hope there’ll be another last minute change....

So you’re the reason for the delay?

 

[Soldi]

I had to come up with something ON THE SPOT

What was your FIRST CHOICE?

 

[jyxz]

I had to come up with something ON THE SPOT

Me too

 

[jyxz]

So you’re the reason for the delay?

Not me!

 

[Dark Carnival]

What was your FIRST CHOICE?

I will reveal LATER

 

[cwej]

I just don't understand what could POSSIBLY be causing this. The list of countries was sorted yesterday - how can there suddenly be a spanner in the works now, when Kala hasn't asked what our songs are yet...


THAT's going to be even worse when we start submitting and get told that just because Carola's great-uncle's third cousin is from Gabon, doesn't mean she can represent them.

 

[OutSynk]

Omg at the thread title change to COMING SOON. Traumatica teas.

 

[OutSynk]

Kalavision country reveal has now been postponed so Kalabaliken could focus on getting essential medical equipment to healthcare professionals fighting Covid-19 and making sure kids who depend on public schools for meals get the assistance they need.

 

[Iguana]

I had to come up with something ON THE SPOT

We are here for you at this difficult time babes!

 

[SDF]

Oh HI

I’m here to help*

*not really, just the drama

 

[Dark Carnival]

We are here for you at this difficult time babes!

You know what to do then! VOTE FOR ANTARCTICA.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Kalabaliken just casually reading through Drag Race topics.

This has become RATHER TEDIOUS.

 

[Iguana]

You know what to do then! VOTE FOR ANTARCTICA.

I would definitely vote for an ambient mix of penguins squwaking

 

[OutSynk]

@Kalabaliken just casually reading through Drag Race topics.

!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg at the thread title change to COMING SOON. Traumatica teas.

There could be 100 people in a room, but it only takes one of them to pick Catalonia and mess it up for everyone else.

 

[Kate]

I'm sure he's just waiting for PMs from people. DO I HAVE TO GET CHRIS CROCKER OUT AGAIN

 

[Alla]

@Kalabaliken just casually reading through Drag Race topics.

This has become RATHER TEDIOUS.

Looking for Serena Chacha outfit for Puerto Rico's national costume.

 

[Phoenix]

@Kalabaliken just casually reading through Drag Race topics.

This has become RATHER TEDIOUS.

It’s ok, he’s just making sure that the conversation is on topic. You wouldn’t want a repeat of last week’s episode.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Kalabaliken just casually reading through Drag Race topics.

This has become RATHER TEDIOUS.

Maybe he just went there looking for someone ignoring his PMs!

 

[Soldi]

I would definitely vote for an ambient mix of penguins squwaking

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anyway, as explained to Kala it was partially (fully) my fault if I couldn't get the country I wanted because I was having a DRUG COMEDOWN yesterday.

 

[Kala]

Fuck sake, you cannot do anything here without someone checking up on you. I am waiting for some QUEENS to get back to me via PM before I reveal the final list, as I want to do them all at once.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck sake, you cannot do anything here

This is the problem.

 

[ButterTart]

This is all part of the drama, lads. We're 43 pages into the topic without a single song being selected - he's successfully whipped the entire forum into a frenzy DAYS before the game even starts.

 

[Alla]

Disqualify those problematic queens, Kala!

 

[Raining on Me]

I wasn't going to say ANYTHING since we were so ABRUPTLY TOLD OFF by some moopists yesterday for daring to question a detail, but I see only Friday 1st May was moopy moral high ground day on this thread and it's back to "pile in on Kala as you like"

CONTRARY BUNCH OF FUCKS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did I miss some DRAMA?

 

[Suomi]

The mental imagery of a panicky Alla trying to calm down 40 bitchy homosexuals and Kate, sat with their arms folded and sighing loudly on the stage as Kala rushes around with a clipboard and a headset has SET ME OFF

 

[Generic Account]

Are the three semi finals scheduled for next week or can we expect this to be a one-show-a-week deal?

And is the celebrity edition happening after this finishes, or will it be broadcasted immediately after each regular show?

Maybe a mod could draw up a timetable on Kala's original post?

 

[Soldi]

Did I miss some DRAMA?

Not much just a FEW deaths and MAJOR INJURIES

 

[OutSynk]

This is all part of the drama, lads. We're 43 pages into the topic without a single song being selected - he's successfully whipped the entire forum into a frenzy DAYS before the game even starts.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CONTRARY BUNCH OF FUCKS

AND WHAT OF IT?

 

[Phoenix]

This is all part of the drama, lads. We're 43 pages into the topic without a single song being selected - he's successfully whipped the entire forum into a frenzy DAYS before the game even starts.

and we’re still days away from any songs being seen or heard

 

[Soldi]

Are the three semi finals scheduled for next week or can we expect this to be a one-show-a-week deal?

And is the celebrity edition happening after this finishes, or will it be broadcasted immediately after each regular show?

Maybe a mod could draw up a timetable on Kala's original post?

Who said it was THREE?

 

[D5K]

Who said it was THREE?

Yeah with this many songs I'd have thought you'd need at least five.

 

[Raining on Me]

AND WHAT OF IT?

NOT A LOT I suppose

Also I knew "territories" would cause at least ONE issue. May as well say areas, land or space

 

[cwej]

Kala - is this likely to be even worse when we all choose our songs tomorrow? Can you just LET SOME THINGS SLIDE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD? No-one really cares how related to each country the artists are, we just wanna get on with it.

 

[Phoenix]

I heard it’s four

 

[OutSynk]

Who said it was THREE?

Chlammy just LEAKED it.

 

[ButterTart]

This is what happens when you give people choice. The Soviets had it right.