dmlaw
Democracy doesn't work
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Already volunteered for that.Only if I can get a co-host.
Already volunteered for that.Only if I can get a co-host.
Oh wonderful. ASFXMAS coming soon then!Already volunteered for that.
It’s an absolute bop! Love are MichelleThis really grew on me. Something very Xenomania about it.



Thank you for your excellent hosting @ZenGiraffe
@Ag, not being funny but it's been fucking ages since the last contest ended and I'm still not seeing a sign up thread for ASFXMAS.
but with a Santa hat 
omgNow… anyone up for a speed round? I think we can do one from start to finish, don’t you?
But do you know what the next trend will be? I already know.I went through the songs and realised, I'd sent one of SEVERAL Italian entries. The new ASFM trend, since sending Russian bops became awkward.
The top FOUR? Well fuck youCongrats @OutSynk! You have finally won for the sec-
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I really thought I had it in the bag this time. I hate you all!
Still though thanks everyone who voted for Bellissima and congrats to @Pingu. The top4 was very correct this time though not in the correct order. Please let me know where you found THAT @Raining On Me.
Thanks for hosting @ZenGiraffe. My head is still spinning.
But do you know what the next trend will be? I already know.
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You're LUCKY if they're longer than 2 minutes these days hun.All songs mush be a maximum of 3:00 on Spotify. (Well it is a speed round)
I'd never say no to a speed roundSo, I am thinking of hosting a speed round with the following schedule
Monday/Tuesday - submission period
Wednesday - Listening Party
Saturday - Voting closes
Sunday - Results reveal
All songs mush be a maximum of 3:00 on Spotify. (Well it is a speed round)
What do we think?
Half the songs released now are less than three minutes long anyway, and shorter length means we can do a first listen to all in one night without it taking forever. Short and sweet.I'd never say no to a speed round
Three minutes might be a tad tight though, given most songs aren't composed with Eurovision in mind (unfortunately)
Now that I have support, am currently plotting a launch *soon*.I'm IN. I wouldn't have expected ASFXMAS to launch this week so as long as our benevolent hosts for that round are okay with it, I'm well up for it![]()
And also thanks @Ill Advised for the 20 points and for sending such a brilliant song that I’ve been obsessed with since I first heard it at 6pm yesterday.
Where will I find it?

If Dutch/Afrikaans were a nicer sounding language, it probably would have been.
This did cross my mind...30th Place - 66 Points
The Ashleys
Michelle Lawson
No Smoke
sent by....
@Berly
OutSynk 16Cwej 14Indie 12Penelope 5RJN 4Raining On Me 4Haiku 3RaspberrySwirl 3Kalabaliken 3Rita 1Kratz 1
I thought exactly the same about yours being positioned before mine. I was convinced it had it in the bag and had completely ruined any impact Diva might have.A pleasing winner, though I did think shit fuck shit when it was positioned directly after mine in the playlist! Not that it makes much difference to these things probably.
Sad to see @funky not supporting Liverpool’s number one Whitney Houston impersonator but thank you those who did recognise the talent and beauty of my entry.
Well done to the winner and the host but the most exciting thing was seeing @Rita exceed even her own expectations and score a well deserved podium placing

I thought you would’ve seen her live down the local working mens.I don’t know who she is but I don’t remember listening to that song and it’s quite possible I missed it entirely
I’ll send you some cock pics* by way of apology
*probably not me
And just missing out on the top 5 is...
6th Place - 198 Points
Penelope Pitstop
Matia Bazar
Ti Sento
sent by....
@Ag
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid 20Suomi 20Raining On Me 18Alla 16Ill Advised 16Tisch 16Penelope 14Diddy 12Rita 12Kalabaliken 10Berly 10Queen of the Bay 10Suedey 5Pingu 4ButterTart 4Kratz 3dUb 3jyxz 2funky 2Haiku 1