ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
AYE AYE
AYE AYE
Morning. We're off to what is known as a PUB 
I went to many pub last night. They're quite good.Morning. We're off to what is known as a PUB
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Morning all, I'm still in bed and feeling a bit![]()
Peeping Tisch judges you.I've just realised thanks to the avatar I've been getting Tisch and Iguana mixed up until now


Absolutely fuckin FUMMIN
Well it's a Simpsons character with his bum stuck out isn't it?The bummy thing?!![]()
)AmazingI've just realised thanks to the avatar I've been getting Tisch and Iguana mixed up until now

Stupid sexy FlandersThe bummy thing?!![]()
I assume he meant smilie not avatar. UH! WHAT!Iguana is the iguana
Tisch is the bummy animation thing 4-3-2-1 Janet Jackson style EDIT
Have I missed a memo?
Did I speak out of turn?
Oh! [In the style of 'In my Arms' by queen Kylie]
TENTATIVE!? Hoping for a better offer now are we?I have made a tentative plan to have a lovely lunch in a park today, and I couldn't be happier... until I remember I also have to start preparing for an interview (which isn't happening for a week and a half but I'm already shitting it)
OHWell it's a Simpsons character with his bum stuck out isn't it?

It's meant to be sunny and hovering around 20 all day today though, which will be just the ticket 
Everything I do is tentative, until I do it.TENTATIVE!? Hoping for a better offer now are we?
That's STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!Well it's a Simpsons character with his bum stuck out isn't it?

Well it's a Simpsons character with his bum stuck out isn't it?

Same but it'll be wine instead of whine for me.It's too fucking disgusting to go out into today. I'm going to lie around all day in my pants and whine.
I’m listening to Alanis in the garden with a gentle breeze stroking my skin.

I see the Sexual Goose is on the prowl. HONK.
The drive to Brighton is always a nightmare and puts me off going which is a shame. I wish we had better roads down that end of the country.
Zoophile'Sup? Bit fuzzy headed at first this morning but I'm up and about now.
I had one of those super-vivid nap dreams in which the LGBTQAI had been replaced with QLZA and I could not work out for the life of me what the Z meant.
Hang on, what does the I stand for?'Sup? Bit fuzzy headed at first this morning but I'm up and about now.
I had one of those super-vivid nap dreams in which the LGBTQAI had been replaced with QLZA and I could not work out for the life of me what the Z meant.
Hang on, what does the I stand for?
Intersex.
You learn something new...