Peeping Tisch Saturday

[AGinAg (37)]

The trains were amazing today.

 

[Sheena]

I swam THREE FUCKING MILES this morning.

Am now dead.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm not used to @lolly having a new avatar.

 

[lolly]

Neither am I, to be honest. And it doesn't work on a phone screen either, so I'm on the lookout for another.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

I got bored of Hagrid

 

[Iguana]

I'm acclimatising to @COB having a new avatar too

 

[OutSynk]

@ZenGiraffe looks beautiful in her new avatar though.

 

[lolly]

I've returned to an old favourite

 

[dmlaw]

10,000 posts. Haven't I done well?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe looks beautiful in her new avatar though.

Felt cute, might delete later etc etc.

 

[COB]

I'm feeling unwell after dinner I hope I haven't poisoned myself again.

 

[Iguana]

10,000 posts. Haven't I done well?

I thought you'd be on more posts than that But congrats!

 

[Iguana]

We're at the pub with a couple who are having a massive argument about one of their parents' inheritance. The parents in question are both alive and well

I'm on Moopy to avoid eye contact right now

 

[Iguana]

Omg there is now an awkward silence help what do I do

 

[lolly]

Omg there is now an awkward silence help what do I do

Ask them if they are glad Cilla is still dead

 

[Zu]

Say you’re prolapsing and need to leave immediately

 

[AlgoAlex]

Omg there is now an awkward silence help what do I do

Make an inappropriate joke ?

 

[OutSynk]

I'm feeling unwell after dinner I hope I haven't poisoned myself again.

Maybe someone else poisoned you.

 

[Iguana]

I tried to break the silence by saying how nice it is to be an only child. That didn't work.

Going to launch Operation Cilla Is Still Dead now, thanks @lolly

 

[Zu]

I'm feeling unwell after dinner I hope I haven't poisoned myself again.

Please God not the 20p noodles again. I know they make for a big night but I HAVE warned you

Maybe someone else poisoned you.

Giraffes instantly my new favourite animal

 

[Iguana]

Omg they won't let me talk. I even tried waving my finger in their faces. @Tisch had deserted to the toilet

 

[lolly]

Not being funny like, but they sound ghastly

 

[Iguana]

I really have never felt this awkward

I have no interest in their financial situation but I am hearing all about it

 

[Zu]

I tried to break the silence by saying how nice it is to be a single child. That didn't work.

Going to launch Operation Cilla Is Still Dead now, thanks @lolly

I see my helpful prolapse idea has been ignored. I talked to the tarot and everything

 

[Zu]

Not being funny like, but they sound ghastly

THIS! Just walk out! How embarrassing to be having such a grasping argument in front of people. Not something I’ve ever done obviously

 

[Iguana]

I just spoke at length about Cilla. AT LENGTH. They laughed and then went back to their money row

 

[Iguana]

I see my helpful prolapse idea has been ignored. I talked to the tarot and everything

This is plan B

 

[Zu]

I just spoke at length about Cilla. AT LENGTH. They laughed and then went back to their money row

Well it can’t have been at GREAT length! Insist on continually talking about her, with topics including her Brillo-like pubes, her having it up the bum off ALL The Beatles and of course her lovely HURRRRRRRRRR

 

[lolly]

Sorry, is Tisch still in the lav feigning dysentery?

 

[OutSynk]

Wait so Tisch just FLEED and LEFT you there all alone to deal with THAT?

 

[Iguana]

Well it can’t have been at GREAT length! Insist on continually talking about her, with topics including her Brillo-like pubes, her having it up the bum off ALL The Beatles and of course her lovely HURRRRRRRRRR

I said CURRRRRRRR about 12 times but I'm open to trying these other suggestions too!

 

[lolly]

Well it can’t have been at GREAT length! Insist on continually talking about her, with topics including her Brillo-like pubes, her having it up the bum off ALL The Beatles and of course her lovely HURRRRRRRRRR

Don't forget the RAT TEETH!

 

[Zu]

And of course the soirées coked off her cranny down the Shadow Lounge with DALE AND PAUL

 

[Iguana]

Wait so Tisch just FLEED and LEFT you there all alone to deal with THAT?

To be fair I went to the lav myself the second he got back.

But omg I just got back and it got WORSE. They are now shouting at each other

 

[Zu]

@Iguana Perhaps try shout-singing a non-stop medley of Cilla songs VERY VERY LOUDLY IN THEIR FACES

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana Perhaps try shout-singing a non-stop medley of Cilla songs VERY VERY LOUDLY IN THEIR FACES

I don't think I KNOW that many! But right now anything is worth a shot

 

[lolly]

@Iguana Perhaps try shout-singing a non-stop medley of Cilla songs VERY VERY LOUDLY IN THEIR FACES

I imagine LIVERPOOL LULLABY would go down as well as Lucille on a Bolivian right now.

 

[Iguana]

There was just a 2 minute silence like we were commemorating D day. But for SOME REASON @Tisch has decided to start up finance talk again.

I FEEL VERY ALONE RIGHT NOW

 

[Zu]

I don't think I KNOW that many! But right now anything is worth a shot

‘Anyone Who Had A Heart’ is a good start. You can segue (rather appropriately, I would say) into ‘What Have I Done To Deserve This?’ Famously, Cilla was Neil and Chris’s first choice but she called them cunts to the face after getting tiddly at the Balans so they went with Dusty

 

[Mats]

To be fair I went to the lav myself the second he got back.

But omg I just got back and it got WORSE. They are now shouting at each other

maybe lockdown was preferable after all