Peeping Tisch Saturday

[lolly]

I remember when I got to the age when dinner parties were just endless drones about mortgages and home improvements.

Now it's all early retirements, pensions and moves to the coast.

 

[Iguana]

One of the couple STORMED OFF

Much better now as we can bitch about him with the remaining one

 

[Zu]

Are they good friends (or colleagues or other STAKEHOLDERS shall we say) or can you feasibly tell them you’ve had quite enough for one evening and flounce out?

 

[Iguana]

It has also just emerged that @Tisch has been SECRETLY doing sambuca shots

 

[lolly]

@Zu-Klara, did you see much of DEAR SHIRLEY on your little sojourn?

All this drama has got me thinking about DROOPY DRAWERS

 

[Iguana]

Are they good friends (or colleagues or other STAKEHOLDERS shall we say) or can you feasibly tell them you’ve had quite enough for one evening and flounce out?

It's @Tisch 's school friend and his bf

 

[octophone]

It has also just emerged that @Tisch has been SECRETLY doing sambuca shots

...and with this, we work out what the smilie means...

 

[AlgoAlex]

I remember when I got to the age when dinner parties were just endless drones about mortgages and home improvements.

Now it's all early retirements, pensions and moves to the coast.

Oh god i’m so in the first category
I really must stop talking about the REPOINTING we need doing

 

[octophone]

(PS - that smilie will be there for the exact length of time its subject wishes)

 

[dmlaw]

I think the only solution is to get in touch with the parents and tell them that their son's other half is after their money. That should ensure no more arguments.

 

[Iguana]

I think the only solution is to get in touch with the parents and tell them that their son's other half is after their money. That should ensure no more arguments.

It certainly does seem like this is correct!

 

[Zu]

@Zu-Klara, did you see much of DEAR SHIRLEY on your little sojourn?

All this drama has got me thinking about DROOPY DRAWERS

Well I couldn’t possibly say but I CAN exclusively reveal that he’s grown the most enormous pair of BREASTS. Baby Bio in the espresso three times a day and you’ve instantly got a whopping great set of 44JJs apparently

 

[Iguana]

I managed to get the conversion back onto Cilla

 

[lolly]

I've just put a hyaluronic acid face mask on. I guess it IS supposed to burn, RIGHT?

 

[COB]

You want hydrochloric for the COMPLETE beauty experience, I'm told

 

[Zu]

If it doesn’t go down to the bone, you’ll know that it hasn’t worked

 

[Zu]

I honestly can’t imagine slapping a face mask on in THIS heat. I’m already sweating like a cunt, as I once heard a mother loudly shout in front of her children on the Circle Line

 

[lolly]

I honestly can’t imagine slapping a face mask on in THIS heat. I’m already sweating like a cunt, as I once heard a mother loudly shout in front of her children on the Circle Line

No, it's one of those wet paper types. Very cooling (apart from the third degree burns).

 

[Tisch]

O got a like from @Rachey

That's cool that's enough. See you all on the other side xxx

 

[Tisch]

It has also just emerged that @Tisch has been SECRETLY doing sambuca shots

Lol I did one lol x

 

[Tisch]

I managed to get the conversion back onto Cilla

I don't CURRRR

 

[Rita]

Oh good Lord Jesus Mary and Joseph please pray for us.

 

[Diddy]

Well THIS was a chaotic read