People you fancy, despite your better judgement

All but one :basil:

But yes to Olly Murs. It's his square face. Geometrical faces are hot.

QUITE. I haven't even noticed his face to be honest. He just looks like he'd be a fucking fantastic RIDE. Though at the moment my standards are pretty LOW as it's BEEN A WHILE! :D
 
Richard Ayoade has shot straight into my #2 spot after hosting Buzzcocks last week. <3
 
After seeing him on Chelsea Lately, I've got to say Pitbull gave me an actual twitch. I must google topless pictures, but somehow doubt he has much going on underneath his clothes.
 
Would anyone watch an Olly Murs Alex Reid sex tape if it was to leak on the internet?
 
Oh god, FanFic alert.

What do we think of George Clarke?

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I can't decide whether he is the most repulsive human being ever or a massive sex beast. Either way, he's hugely fucking annoying.
 
I don't know but googling his name makes me believe he might be able to solve my mouldy shower curtain.
 
Oh god, FanFic alert.

What do we think of George Clarke?

I can't decide whether he is the most repulsive human being ever or a massive sex beast. Either way, he's hugely fucking annoying.

Based in that photo I'm veering on wanting to smack his face in
 
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You just know if you went to grab Olly's hair he'd squeal and grab your arm right back down. Other than that, he has good thighs and a meaty arse, so there could be fun to be had I'm sure. With Alex, I'd go there just to wind up Chantelle on twitter, but I wouldn't do any of his s&m stuff with him (he's had one of his nipples ripped off remember). Plus, I'd ask him to bring along some of his bi-curious kick-boxer and gym friends along.
 
Not that I've given it that much thought but I imagine it would start off with Olly as the top, with Alex on all 4s, arched back, pulling his cheeks apart so he can get it as deep as possible. Olly sweats a lot and really gives him a pounding - so hard that Alex needs both hands to keep his position and doesn't play with himself at all. After changing position a few times, Olly sits on Alex's face and wanks off over his chest. Alex sucks Olly clean and continues to rim him, before pushing his legs back and giving Olly a slower, more sensual fuck. Olly moans a lot more, he's clearly not used to it but is really enjoying it, gets hard and shoots again before Alex pulls out sprays him. They kiss. Fade to black. Credits.
 
Waiting for Aioli to get it on - Part 69
 
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That's like something from a Chlammy thread (in the best possible way)

New thread - 'Describe your ideal sex-tape casting journey' plz
 
He's really attractive! I'm not sure if pictures do him justice though.

He's the reason I don't mind my housemates watching Top Gear.
 
Not that I've given it that much thought but I imagine it would start off with Olly as the top, with Alex on all 4s, arched back, pulling his cheeks apart so he can get it as deep as possible. Olly sweats a lot and really gives him a pounding - so hard that Alex needs both hands to keep his position and doesn't play with himself at all. After changing position a few times, Olly sits on Alex's face and wanks off over his chest. Alex sucks Olly clean and continues to rim him, before pushing his legs back and giving Olly a slower, more sensual fuck. Olly moans a lot more, he's clearly not used to it but is really enjoying it, gets hard and shoots again before Alex pulls out sprays him. They kiss. Fade to black. Credits.

I'm spent.
 
Who is he? I wouldn't be ashamed at all to go there at all - isn't this thread more about people you'd be embarrassed to be seen with?
 
It's basically a "COB posts pics of guys he fancies" thread. It's all ENCOMPASSING.
 
I'm not going to apologise for having REFINED TASTES.

I remember you left me hanging when I said I would go there with that Paddy guy from Gypsy Wedding - I thought I was in a safe place, but, NO, cob suddenly has standards.
 

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