Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years

[Zu]

Imagine having to pretend to be animated in anticipation of Linda Robson’s gormless musings

I bet Phil called them “cunts” to Holly during the advert breaks

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A POWERFUL PUBLIC REBUKE

 

[Halli]

I want to know who the single Loose Woman is that LIKED Phil because she liked to network and thought it would open doors etc.

 

[Kratz]

I want to know who the single Loose Woman is that LIKED Phil because she liked to network and thought it would open doors etc.

Jackie Brambles

 

[PercyPig]

DAN DOING IT TO PROTECT THE “LAD”

 

[Halli]

Jackie Brambles

Might have been Kate Thornton.

 

[Halli]

Did Eamon just say Phil is not as senior as he is

 

[Zu]

Failing to be sickened or shocked by any of this. It’s not like the boyfriend was a TODDLER! And of course Phil and Holly were a bit up themselves. STARS OF THE SHOW DORLIN’!

 

[Kratz]

Gabby Logan?

 

[Star]

Senior presenters

 

[Ellie]

He's not a talented presenter and can't read autocues!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A THIS MORNING COVER UP!

Shocking!

 

[PercyPig]

The ministry of lies.

Jesus Wept

 

[Finn]

Surely it'll be lovely Stacey Solomon who didn't think Phil was dogshit

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Imagine listing Des Lynam and Dan Walker as top presenters.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HIS EYES WERE TOO BIG!

 

[Zu]

What a terribly bitter old ox

 

[AGinAg (37)]

QUEEN OF WOKE!

I'm famous!

 

[Star]

Investigation into what??

 

[PercyPig]

We can’t handle the truth

 

[Star]

I see, into the abuse of power

 

[Star]

Eamonn exposes Phil

 

[Halli]

When are we getting the BOMBSHELLS after BOMBSHELLS?

 

[Zu]

Eamonn has always been rather unlikeable

 

[Kratz]

He could have saved a lot of time by writing this all down in a Tattle Life thread

 

[Zu]

When are we getting the BOMBSHELLS after BOMBSHELLS?

I’m on the FLOOR with all these SEISMIC SHOCKS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hate to say it, but I think Holmes is bitter and inflates his Friday morning job on This Morning to a rather higher plinth than is remotely worthy.

He's talking about This Morning, like it's the fucking government.

 

[Star]

When are we getting the BOMBSHELLS after BOMBSHELLS?

Innit though

 

[Halli]

Its quite surreal when he talks to schofe directly into the camera isn't it

He's definitely very scorned.

 

[PercyPig]

EVIL HOLLY HAS OWN COMPANY

 

[Kratz]

As somebody who was once in a situation not a million miles away from this, that young man needs to run as fast as he can from Eamonn Holmes, Dan Wooton or anybody of that ilk.

 

[Halli]

PART 3 tomorrow!

 

[PercyPig]

PART THREE?

FUCK OFF

 

[Ellie]

FFS there's a PART 3 tomorrow.

 

[Zu]

Oh not a PART THREE

FUCKING SUCK IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SUSPICIOUS HOLLY AND HER SUSPICIOUS ADVERTISING CONTRACT

 

[Kratz]

Part 3 with surprise Meghan PLOT TWIST

 

[Star]

So the massive abuse scandal is them promoting Phillip's boyfriend. That's all I got from that.

 

[Star]

Part 3 with surprise Meghan PLOT TWIST

Oh god they actually went there!! Seriously!

 

[Halli]

PART 3 must be where the bombshells are.
Eamon is desperate to host the Soap Awards.