Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years

[AGinAg (37)]

A connection with Meghan Markle!

BURN IT ALL DOWN!

 

[Star]

I should have known this whole thing was Meghan's fault

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God this channel .

 

[Star]

I switched it off

 

[Zu]

All my favourite shows have now been ruined and for what frankly appears to be NO GOOD REASON!

 

[Halli]

Union Jackass. Right thats about as much as I can stomach of this channel

 

[Ellie]

That's the most I've ever watched GB News. It really was reminiscent of a Chris Morris piss-take.

 

[Star]

We need a new thread. Things Meghan Markle is to blame for;

1. Philip Schofield losing his career

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've come out of that interview ROOTING for R PHIL and the YOUNG MAN.

GO OUT AND SHOW THE WORLD BOYS!

 

[Halli]

More TRUTH-BOMBS tomorrow!

 

[Zu]

We need a new thread. Things Meghan Markle is to blame for;

1. Philip Schofield losing his career

2. Harry being DRUG-ADDLED

 

[Zu]

I've come out of that interview ROOTING for R PHIL and the YOUNG MAN.

GO OUT AND SHOW THE WORLD BOYS!

QUITE!

The boyfriend looks the sort to be easily troubled anyway and go down a road of heroin, etc. NOT PHIL’S FAULT!

OFF WITH POLLY WILLOWBY’S HEAD!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Curious to see how they justify balance on GBNews, because I didn't see a single recognisable left winger in their endless stream of self promoting drivel.

Surely this breaks every rule regarding balanced broadcast news.

 

[Zu]

Holly might look lovely in her pretty frocks but I am suddenly no longer fooled by her evil. How can she NOT have known what was going on? I’m sure she must have clocked a sly touch at times or Phil riding the boyfriend like a pony in the This Morning toilets

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Holly and her demonic spawn on a night out, SPREADING EVIL.

 

[PercyPig]

Anyone left this on? It’s front pages and the “caring” GB News have just done a little skit on the commentators doing work experience and thank god they weren’t taken advantage of

 

[Star]

Holly might look lovely in her pretty frocks but I am suddenly no longer fooled by her evil. How can she NOT have known what was going on? I’m sure she must have clocked a sly touch at times or Phil riding the boyfriend like a pony in the This Morning toilets

She must have noticed the Thursday play nights and the cars paid for by ITV?
Or maybe she didn't as she's not a senior presenter.

 

[Zu]

Anyone left this on? It’s front pages and the “caring” GB News have just done a little skit on the commentators doing work experience and thank god they weren’t taken advantage of

I was going to watch it but I think I need to get the sage out instead

 

[Zu]

She must have noticed the Thursday play nights and the cars paid for by ITV?
Or maybe she didn't as she's not a senior presenter.

That’s right. Not as senior as Ruth and Eamonn

 

[Zu]

*deletes app*

 

[Zu]

Maybe Molly Billowy found Phil in her make up, wigs and dresses doing a SPITEFUL IMPRESSION and THAT’S why she wanted him out

I MEAN WE ALL KNOW WHAT GAYS ARE LIKE

 

[Zu]

Does anyone here actually like Ruth Langsford? I NEVER HAVE

 

[lolly]

Curious to see how they justify balance on GBNews, because I didn't see a single recognisable left winger in their endless stream of self promoting drivel.

Surely this breaks every rule regarding balanced broadcast news.

Haven't Ofcom previously refused to investigate because it supposedly isn't a news channel, but an entertainment one?

 

[Zu]

I do hope there’s some turning of the tide after Eamonn’s bitter little outing on GB News, featuring a reassessment of Phil as well as Holly being taken by the left leg and thrown down the stairs

 

[Zu]

Curious to see how they justify balance on GBNews, because I didn't see a single recognisable left winger in their endless stream of self promoting drivel.

Surely this breaks every rule regarding balanced broadcast news.

They CLAIM to invite the left to take part in their sordid little discussions which made me warm to them (before watching it) but you could have fooled me

 

[COB]

Does anyone here actually like Ruth Langsford? I NEVER HAVE

Used to enjoy watching her selling her snazzy fashion line on QVC, but I don't know whether she still does that or anything else these days so I'm not too fussed what happens to her now.

 

[SystemAddict]

Does anyone here actually like Ruth Langsford? I NEVER HAVE

I enjoy her icy HAUGHTINESS and feel she should start an ASMR YouTube channel tapping on boxes of Twinings tea and gently crinkling Ferrero Rocher wrappers that the newly SVELTE Eamonn has left strewn around their house.

 

[ButterTart]

I haven't watched that GB News interview with the skeletal remains of Eamonn Holmes, but I hope whatever he said was damning because I truly detest Schofield.

 

[Zu]

I haven't watched that GB News interview with the skeletal remains of Eamonn Holmes, but I hope whatever he said was damning because I truly detest Schofield.

It wasn’t especially. It made Eamonn look like a bitter IF PENCIL THIN tit who thought he was king of the castle at This Morning rather than a second rate stand-in on the days when Holly was drinking champagne in bed and Phil was doing one of his school runs

 

[Cloud]

Well sounds like that was a whole load of nothing.

As for who I mentioned, huh? Other than Rolf, I did name Eamonn Holmes. And if he turned out to be a wrongun that wouldn't be sad it'd be funny as fuck.

This was right though, I'm more concerned about the earth becoming uninhabitable. This is just some extremist nutjob.... Right?

They're an extremist nutjob, right?

As an aside I looked at the retweets and the first user, with NSFW in their bio... was a thing...

 

[HalamaK]

Well sounds like that was a whole load of nothing.

As for who I mentioned, huh? Other than Rolf, I did name Eamonn Holmes. And if he turned out to be a wrongun that wouldn't be sad it'd be funny as fuck.

This was right though, I'm more concerned about the earth becoming uninhabitable. This is just some extremist nutjob.... Right?


They're an extremist nutjob, right?

As an aside I looked at the retweets and the first user, with NSFW in their bio... was a thing...

It's a nut job.

The unhabitable argument relies on such intricacies such as humans not having learnt to built well isolated houses nor use AC's till then. Which to his credit, may or may not be true.

Speaking of the Ice Age, it was a -5°C decline in temperature on earth and was indeed problematic for homo sapiens living in Europe. The overall homo sapiens population on earth however still increased during this period. He is taking about a +4-6°C increase, which is less problematic for humans, as it would make large land masses in northern Asia more habitable, while central Africa less so.

I haven't seen his figures, but usually the red lines are based on worst case scenarios. That would mean underlying factors positively correlated with temperature continuously increasing at the same exponential rate they have been for the last 50 years. These models also often relies on a spiralling leverage effect pushing temperatures up even further.

 

[Kratz]

This morning I am enjoying the image of sainted waif-like Eamonn and Ruth (Mary Magdalene in Simply Be) being motivated, solely, by the well-being of 'that lad'.

 

[Kratz]

Also, perhaps I am over-thinking it, but referring to their time together as 'Play-time' smacks a little homophobic to me.

 

[jivafox]

The fact that Dan Wootton is so concerned for “the lad” when he actually COVERED UP for Darren Grimes when he did almost exactly the same thing at GB News

 

[lolly]

 

[Sheena]

Look at that PENIS SHAPED KEY.

It was IN FRONT OF US ALL OF THE TIME.

 

[Jark]

It made Eamonn look like a bitter IF PENCIL THIN tit

 

[Halli]

Does anyone here actually like Ruth Langsford? I NEVER HAVE

I like Senior Presenter Ruth!

 

[jivafox]

There’s something incredibly irritating about senior Ruth. I think best portrayed through these OOTD videos she does

 

[GNL]

There’s something incredibly irritating about senior Ruth. I think best portrayed through these OOTD videos she does

Sorry but this is CAMP.