Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years (1 Viewer)

[Zu]

P.S. FAT AS AN OX

Can you stop being so offensively fatphobic please

We ALL know Ruth straps him down and FORCE FEEDS HIM WITH TASTY PIES!

Also he’s GAZELLE THIN!

 

[Finn]

Let the records state that I'm a fan of the curvier gentleman. But as is tradition they should be JOLLY, not a GB News presenter

 

[Halli]

What does JOSIE GIBSON have to say about it all

 

[lolly]

I can't bring myself to watch, but please someone else here feed us the juicy bits

 

[Zu]

What does JOSIE GIBSON have to say about it all

No idea but apparently Debbie Gibson is “VERY UPSET”

 

[PercyPig]

What does JOSIE GIBSON have to say about it all

When she does it will delivered via a blast on a rollercoaster

 

[Halli]

Sarah Greene has also been QUIET

 

[Kratz]

Eamonn will also be revealing secrets of how he got so PAINFULLY THIN

Candid shot of Eamonn on the way to GB News studios this evening

 

[Zu]

Sarah Greene has also been QUIET

Absolutely nothing from SIMON GROOM!

Possibly wisely

 

[PercyPig]

I can't bring myself to watch, but please someone else here feed us the juicy bits

This is ridiculous. The tracksuit The complete inability to deliver a zinger

 

[Soldi]

Imagine watching GB News instead of the Worldvision viewing party?

 

[Zu]

Imagine watching GB News instead of the Worldvision viewing party?

EASILY LUV

 

[Zu]

Phillip has said that he waited for his young male friend to turn 18 before they started TALKING TELEPHONE NUMBERS

I bet. I imagine the nudes poured in at 00:01 on his special day

 

[Jark]

Eamonn is absolutely unhinged. when exactly did that happen?

 

[Zu]

Eamonn is absolutely unhinged. when exactly did that happen?

Something does indeed appear to have SWITCHED

I bet Ruth has been encouraging him and also a man can change overnight when he gets THAT THIN

 

[Lucille]

Eamonn is absolutely unhinged. when exactly did that happen?

When he got SKINNY.

 

[Star]

I need to see a pic of skinny Eamonn

 

[Lucille]

Only the OXEN are jolly, something quite wicked about a slight man.

 

[Zu]

Only the OXEN are jolly, something quite wicked about a slight man.

There is such a thing as TOO THIN. You can never trust a man who refuses a Skip

 

[Zu]

I need to see a pic of skinny Eamonn

Why not tune in tonight? GB News! 21:00! We’ll ALL be there!

 

[Star]

I think I actually might I need to know what we were all lied to about

 

[Star]

Where does one watch GB news? On the interweb?

 

[Zu]

I think I actually might I need to know what we were all lied to about

I mean God only knows what he’s actually going to be bleating on about

 

[Zu]

Where does one watch GB news? On the interweb?

I downloaded the app on my phone. Free, safe and VERY discreet

 

[Lucille]

I mean God only knows what he’s actually going to be bleating on about

Well it’s not going to be CHIPS is it? Strictly vodka sodas and SOBRANIES for that SKINNY MINNY!

 

[SystemAddict]

I need to see a pic of skinny Eamonn

Spoiler: NOF

 

[Lucille]

Spoiler: NOF

Ok it’s all getting a BIT MUCH!

 

[lolly]

Spoiler: NOF

How PEDESTRIAN

I was hoping for something a bit more DARK MOOPY

 

[Zu]

How PEDESTRIAN

I was hoping for something a bit more DARK MOOPY

Eamonn’s saving the XXX for the PowerPoint presentation after the Phil slaughter COMING UP SOON ON GB NEWS

 

[jivafox]

What does JOSIE GIBSON have to say about it all

Fresh off the press statement from Josie:

Whenever I feel a bit low I just think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just popped GBNews on their YouTube.

There's no adverts, just trailers with an absolute parade of shit cunts.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Truly horrible.

 

[Star]

I'm watching It's a total cover up apparently

 

[Lucille]

Eamon arriving at the studios earlier.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nope this shit is coming off.

 

[Star]

Oh what, later on in the show? I'm not watching it all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God not Carole Malone.

Just a bunch of rutting slugs.

 

[lolly]

I'm watching Elton John debuting a lovely new TOUPEE on vintage TOTP

 

[jivafox]

 

[Star]

I'll wait for the BBC news headlines on the interview