Post a Kath & Kim line that lives rent free in your head

[funky]

But they have to be NICE, DIFFERENT and UNUSUAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WINE TIME'S A FINE TIME KIM.

 

[Sheena]

Do you want a plunger in your Bodum?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LITTLE BABY CHEESES

 

[jivafox]

“Sail away sail away sail away” (sung in an Aussie accent)

 

[Sheena]

A dyke on a bike, if you like

 

[jivafox]

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW!

 

[funky]

*gets cantaloupe from fridge*

No Kim I CAN’T ELOPE!

 

[jivafox]

I'm in the second trimester now so the happy hormones are flowing...oi dickhead, move the pram

 

[Sheena]

Well I was going to go but there was no snow, so, no!

 

[Sheena]

The little man from Beachtree and Sons is coming over to talk jojoba.

Oh god, I hope he’s sober. And we’ve got stacks of jojoba left over from October.

 

[funky]

I love BEAR BERRY! I look like Kate Moss in this!

You’ve got a bit of Kate Moss sticking out there…

 

[funky]

She’s a LESBIAN now

Married a GREAT BIG HONKING DYKE

 

[VoR]

Mum... do you want a THREW for your CARCH?

 

[VoR]

You could be PISS ELEGANT!

 

[Sheena]

A flute in your orifice is always nice

 

[Sheena]

FAT FREE FRUCHE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FAT FREE FRUCHE

MY LAST FAT FREE FRUCHE

 

[VoR]

NIKKI WEBSTER TICKETS?

 

[Kratz]

Kel says my hair is my clowning glory

 

[Devil]

You pack of chunts

 

[funky]

LOOK AT ME MUM

I look like BRITNEY SPEARS

 

[Tisch]

I CANT HELP IT IF BRETT'S CAPTIVATED BY MY UNNATURAL BEAUTY... Unnatural beauty... Unnatural beauty.... unnatural beauty....

The TAFE course is the most penultimate course in the country!

SHARON, YOU JUST ATE MY LAST FAT FREE FRUCE
WELL I DIDN'T KNOW KIM, IT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT!
IT DOES LOOK!
OH WELL I DIDN'T SEE IT!

 

[Tisch]

I want to be EFFLUENT mum, EFFLUENT
You *ARE* effluent Kim!

You're a genius Kim! You're not a pretty face!

 

[Whatevar]

You’ve got a HYUNDOY, a DOY VAY DOY PLAYER…

 

[BoysForSeles]

Oh no Kim, I need to talk about it, last night Kel touched me in nooks and in unexplored crannies I never knew I had.

 

[lolly]

I like to keep myself trim Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?

 

[lolly]

The sooner you realise all men are bastards and develop an interest in sport, the happier you’ll be.

 

[Finn]

A sequence rather than a line, but:

 

[Tisch]

It's a pashmina... It's nice

 

[jivafox]

My favourite movie is Shallow Hal, I can relate.

Why, because you're big Kim?

No, because I'm SHALLOW! God you're rude to me!

 

[Suomi]

KIM that is SO UNFAIR, I WAS IN A COMA

 

[Devil]

He might be a dud root, but he’s MY dud root

 

[Tisch]

KIM that is SO UNFAIR, I WAS IN A COMA

SHE DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO A PHONE

 

[Sheena]

Kim, you did remember to wash that bin out before you put the punch in it, didn’t you?

Yes Mum, I’m not a fool…

 

[Sheena]

What’s the matter, Kim, it is Brett’s, isn’t it?

Yes, of course it’s Brett’s!

 

[Sheena]

I’ll break out the Tia Maria and the footy franks

 

[VoR]

Face facts Kim... you're a DUTCH SEA WALL

 

[Suomi]

You’re talking about quality time, what about quantity time?

 

[funky]

Can you get you your TROTTERS out of the trough for ONE MINUTE Kim?

Oh give it a BONE mum it’s NOY YOYERS OYVE

I WOULD give it a bone Kim but you already ATE IT