Post an Absolutely Fabulous line that lives rent free in your head

[K.C.]

"She's reaching your honor"

 

[funky]

I’ve met my stalker, he’d got the wrong person, but he was VERY NICE

 

[funky]

That’s so degrading to women!

What do you mean, she’s got the whip!

 

[funky]

LOOK HOW MUCH IS THE STICK I’LL BUY MY OWN STICK

 

[Sheena]

COME BY!
COME BY!

 

[Sheena]

It's Madonna, darling

 

[Sheena]

So you're going to kill things...CAUSE OF MADONNA?

 

[Sheena]

SHE HAS SPOKEN...COWBOY HATS IS BACK

 

[Lucille]

BRIC n BRAC n NIC n NAC n THINGS?

 

[funky]

We had lovely holidays darling!

You never took me! You always left me here with Gran!

WELL YOU GOT THE POSTCARDS DIDN’T YOU

 

[funky]

So you're going to kill things...CAUSE OF MADONNA?

Oh Eddie… is it a HAT?

 

[jivafox]

It's the horrible realization that I must have actually enjoyed playing PING PONG

 

[VoR]

She may dress like a Christian but the similarity ends there!

 

[Whatevar]

Oi PEANUTS bitch!

 

[Whatevar]

Fresh ‘erbs! Fresh ‘erbs!

 

[Whatevar]

The only way to deal with a stalker is to cut off his stalk

 

[Whatevar]

ALL. MY. FRIENDS. ARE. GAY.

 

[Whatevar]

You’re the one who’s head has been lolling around like a bladder on a stick…

Pass me the map… SPAIN.

 

[Whatevar]

Definitely my most used whenever I park a car

“I’ll just PUT IT IN HERE”

 

[Whatevar]

Shopping list FOR MUM.

Just a weekly shop for me, this. Working mum!

 

[Kratz]

'Queen Furious, that's not you..'

 

[jivafox]

We can’t allow her to CUT US OFF

 

[K.C.]

TRAY UP, BITCH!

 

[Inner Smile]

Watch your language! Watch your FOUL LANGUAGE!

This is a ROAD!!

 

[VoR]

TICKETS MONEY PASSPORT!

 

[funky]

EDDY PANTS OFF!

I have got my pants off darling!

 

[funky]

What do we think of THIS ONE Pats?

TOO SHORT. I suspect SEX with him would be a rather LOCALISED EXPERIENCE

 

[K.C.]

"This champagne is burnt."

 

[jyxz]

UMBILILICAL WHIPLASH!

 

[Sardonicus]

One snap of my fingers & I can raise hemlines so high that THE WORLD'S YOUR GYNAECOLOGIST

 

[Sardonicus]

She's DEAD?

NO, EVEN BETTER. SHE'S BLIND!

 

[funky]

Darling ROSEMARY’S BABY has arrived with WINE!

 

[Sardonicus]

You resented me from the day I was born!

NO, BEFORE, ACTUALLY

 

[funky]

When you were FOUR we tied you to the central reservation of a MOTORWAY!

But you were like a homing pigeon darling, you were back within a week!

 

[jyxz]

What are we looking for?

Oh I don't know, we're just caught up in the drama!

 

[Sardonicus]

At her age the skin slides off the bone like a WELL COOKED CHICKEN

 

[Lucille]

I just don’t think you should’ve sold Saffy like that.

 

[auretz]

It is a miracle that I can walk at all... I bless the wonder of life... and the newness of living.

 

[auretz]

Those questions were transparently for a MUCH YOUNGER woman

 

[K.C.]

Think you the shit, bitch? You're not even the fart.