Posters of the week - 23/09/2020

[Soldi]

DC’s post whoring days have long gone rip wiv da angles now xx

 

[Soldi]

I might be drunk lol x

 

[Dark Carnival]

What? I've been here quite a lot this week!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I do Duolingo does that count?

Ja! Duolingo zählt!

 

[Soldi]

Ja! Duolingo zählt!

Bonsoir Mademoiselle!

 

[Alla]

Una sangría, por favor.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bonsoir Mademoiselle!

ça va?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Una sangría, por favor.

Vamos a la playa!

 

[Soldi]

ça va?

BIEN LOVE

 

[lolly]

I'm shitting myself in anticipation of what someone is going to pull with the daily thread tomorrow.

 

[Soldi]

I'm shitting myself in anticipation of what someone is going to pull with the daily thread tomorrow.

The title will have probably been changed 10,000 times before you see it

 

[ButterTart]

I assume I'll break the top twenty.

 

[Nancy]

The daily thread tomorrow is coming LIVE from the ASDA in HULME

 

[Soldi]

The daily thread tomorrow is coming LIVE from the ASDA in HULME

Go to the George bit upstairs as well love x

 

[Lucille]

The daily thread tomorrow is coming LIVE from the ASDA in HULME

Well it won’t be LIVE for very long then.

 

[Nancy]

Well it won’t be LIVE for very long then.

Maybe LIVE from the CAR PARK of the ASDA in HULME would be safer

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the fuck is ASDA in HULME?

 

[Soldi]

What the fuck is ASDA in HULME?

Oh darling you MUST COME AND VISIT!

 

[Soldi]

What the fuck is ASDA in HULME?

https://storelocator.asda.com/north-west/manchester/100-princess-road

Pretty much 5 minutes from CHEZ SOLDI and the UK’s COVID HOTSPOT!

 

[Lucille]

G . L . A . M . O . R . O . U . S

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hardly anyone wearing a mask !! Surely not everyone has a medical reason not to wear one. Won't be going again I value my health. Asda.....you should be ashamed !! And people in hulme deserve to be locked down

 

[Soldi]

G . L . A . M . O . R . O . U . S

Don’t forget the KFC at the other end of the car park

 

[Lucille]

It makes the Hackney Lidl look like HARVEY NICKS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

G . L . A . M . O . R . O . U . S

How PROVINCIAL

 

[Soldi]

You’d be better off at ASDA Longsight, the local supermarket for myself and Madame @Beverley

 

[Lucille]

He’d be better off DEAD!

 

[Nancy]

I put in a complaint about basket availability at the ASDA in HULME before

 

[Soldi]

I put in a complaint about basket availability at the ASDA in HULME before

Just shop in Longsight from now on, SO much more orderly and PRISTINE!

 

[Tisch]

G . L . A . M . O . R . O . U . S

The FLOSSY FLOSSY

 

[ButterTart]

The Burnden Park ASDA in Bolton is where it's at. Built on the site of the former football ground which boasts two separate stadium disasters to its name, it was also very briefly home to a branch of Big W.

 

[Nancy]

The Burnden Park ASDA in Bolton is where it's at. Built on the site of the former football ground which boasts two separate stadium disasters to its name, it was also very briefly home to a branch of Big W.

That is an ABOMINATION to the legacy of the ASDA in HULME

 

[Nancy]

My ex boyfriend reported his car as being stolen to the police first thing one morning and they came around and took a statement. And then he remembered he’d left it in the car park of the ASDA in HULME the night before and walked home.

 

[Soldi]

ASDA in Hulme now officially as important to Moopy as Peter Kay’s beats per minute and profanities said on bouncy castles.

 

[ButterTart]

That is an ABOMINATION to the legacy of the ASDA in HULME

Fine, have a BOOTHS instead. Lord Jesus on the cross I do love Booths.

 

[Soldi]

How have we not mentioned JUNKYARD GOLF yet?!

MANCHESTER FORUM NOW

 

[Nancy]

Have you ever seen the HULME CARNIVAL?

 

[Lucille]

Fine, have a BOOTHS instead. Lord Jesus on the cross I do love Booths.

Oooooh now this looks LOVELY.

 

[Soldi]

Have you ever seen the HULME CARNIVAL?

I might have had to study HULME itself as part of a project I had to do last year, but apart from tales of my lecturers trying to avoid being stabbed outside pubs I don’t remember much.

 

[lolly]

I used to work in a surgery where my room overlooked an Asda car park. There was blatant drug dealing going on in plain sight, despite there being a mobile police unit permanently stationed there.

But then it wasn't any better inside either. I went there once on my lunch break and there was a physical fight at the checkouts. Between two women working on the tills.

 

[Lucille]

How have we not mentioned JUNKYARD GOLF yet?!

MANCHESTER FORUM NOW

If it spares the rest of us from THIS SHITE then PLEASE.