Posters of the week - 23/09/2020

[ButterTart]

Not to labour the point but what am I doing?

In fairness I don't know what your accent was like before you moved, but there's a twinge of Australian for some reason
It still sounds like a southern English accent, I don't want you to get paranoid!

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh that's a nice one, wheres that?

Windemere (at least that's where I Googled). I don't remember that one, mind. The one I remember there had more of a converted barn look about it.

 

[L. Põldvere]

I hope I win this week

 

[L. Põldvere]

I hope I win this week

.

 

[Zu]

I hope I win this week

OH PISS OFF DEAR

 

[lolly]

I've had strawberry balsamic and am disappointed by it. A year on there's still about two thirds of a bottle left.

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

YAY, Zu is back

Saying L didn't work

 

[Iguana]

OH PISS OFF DEAR

Is Shirley back as Zu-Klara? I'm so confused

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mother, Moopy is eating itself again!

 

[Lucille]

Can someone at least tell me where the REMAINS of @Sally Thomsett are?!?

 

[Nancy]

Can someone at least tell me where the REMAINS of @Sally Thomsett are?!?

IN THE CAR CLAMP CLUB

 

[Lucille]

I'D LIKE TO BURY WHAT'S LEFT OF HER.

 

[Zu]

Can someone at least tell me where the REMAINS of @Sally Thomsett are?!?

In TIGUANA’S CELLAR

 

[Zu]

Very BONY apparently

 

[Lucille]

Can we AT LEAST have her BOBS and VAGENE back?

 

[Lucille]

I DON'T CARE FOR THE REST OF HER.

 

[lolly]

Very BONY apparently

With TWO BUCK TEETH

 

[Zu]

Is Shirley back as Zu-Klara? I'm so confused

Hi, yes, Shirley here

WHO ARE YOU

 

[lolly]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MOOPY

I'M TAKING TIME OUT TO GET MY HEAD STRAIGHT

 

[COB]

If @Zu-Klara really is Shirley, I demand she proves it by completing this well-known catchphrase:

"Drop Dead ****** *******"

 

[Mats]

I've had strawberry balsamic and am disappointed by it. A year on there's still about two thirds of a bottle left.

I can't make it add up in my mind. why not just have fresh strawberries and regular balsamic?

CAESAR SALAD BALSAMIC OUT NOW

 

[Zu]

I really am me

ENYA HAiRY BACKS BURIAL fRAY BENTOS

 

[Zu]

Mind you, ANYONE could say THAT

 

[win_the_game]

I've had strawberry balsamic and am disappointed by it. A year on there's still about two thirds of a bottle left.

Strawberries and black pepper is the way to go quite frankly. Forget strawberry balsamic or strawberries and balsamic.

 

[ButterTart]

OH PISS OFF DEAR

! When did you get back? I gather you know @L. Põldvere already, she said you told her to come to us after she was released from prison.

 

[COB]

fRAY

A glitch in the matrix, you're an impostor!!

 

[Nancy]

This is like when you’re trying to work out who’s related to who and how in EastEnders

 

[Sally Thomsett]

This is like when you’re trying to work out who’s related to who and how in EastEnders

Oh DARLING - way back when, I was FINGERED for the role of Tracey the barmaid until BIG PAM put a stop to that. Apparently she misconstrued my FRIPPERY with a catering size SALMON PINWHEEL as a LESBAIN HATE CRIME and pulled a HAZELL.

Blessings etc

Sal x

 

[Rita]

Oh DARLING - way back when, I was FINGERED for the role of Tracey the barmaid until BIG PAM put a stop to that. Apparently she misconstrued my FRIPPERY with a catering size SALMON PINWHEEL as a LESBAIN HATE CRIME and pulled a HAZELL.

Blessings etc

Sal x

Oh SWEET JESUS. It’s MOTHER FUCKING CORONA isn’t it? @Mother Superior

 

[big ron]

Windemere (at least that's where I Googled). I don't remember that one, mind. The one I remember there had more of a converted barn look about it.

Cracking booths.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh DARLING - way back when, I was FINGERED for the role of Tracey the barmaid until BIG PAM put a stop to that. Apparently she misconstrued my FRIPPERY with a catering size SALMON PINWHEEL as a LESBAIN HATE CRIME and pulled a HAZELL.

Blessings etc

Sal x

State of that Pam. One night of tops and fingers with Pat Routledge and she thinks she runs the industry.

 

[octophone]

If @Zu-Klara really is Shirley, I demand she proves it by completing this well-known catchphrase:

"Drop Dead ****** *******"

If it was anyone else on Moopy, the answer would be "you cunt".

 

[Mother Superior]

Oh SWEET JESUS. It’s MOTHER FUCKING CORONA isn’t it? @Mother Superior

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[ZenGiraffe]

Fine, have a BOOTHS instead. Lord Jesus on the cross I do love Booths.