Posters we've gained and lost 2020

[ButterTart]

Tried my best

A for effort.

West-Whore-Ton
The Hoff
Green-Al-Chiz

The last one flummoxes me to this day. Why it’s pronounced liked that is beyond me, although Bolton’s a town where ‘four’ is a two syllable word so there’s precedent.

 

[RJN]

one of the things that grinds my tits something chronic is Americans over-pronouncing the "gate" of Harrogate or the "bury" of Glastonbury or the "ham" of Buckingham.

BUCKING-HAM PALACE.
GLASTON-BERRY.
HARROW-GATE.
EDIN-BERRRG.

No honey. like all civilised human beings we pronounce as few letters as possible. stop being so enthusiastic.

I guess I'll just jot down a list of words to NOT say during the dreaded Christmas party. Other than Edinburgh, I would say literally all of those the way you don't like

 

[Nancy]

COLNE in LANCASHIRE vs COLNE in CAMBRIDGESHIRE

ANYONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

 

[Jark]

I guess I'll just jot down a list of words to NOT say during the dreaded Christmas party. Other than Edinburgh, I would say literally all of those the way you don't like

just don't come hun! we can't afford for the DREADED moopmeet to live up to its name and frankly I think your HARD BERRY might be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

 

[win_the_game]

I guess I'll just jot down a list of words to NOT say during the dreaded Christmas party. Other than Edinburgh, I would say literally all of those the way you don't like

Do you say Edin-buh-ruh or EdinBRA like us locals?

 

[Beverley]

Tried my best

NOW SAY BUSSY

 

[Nancy]

I say EDIN-BRUH

 

[Nancy]

NOW HAVE A WANK AND RECORD THE SOUND AS YOU SHOOT YOUR LOAD

 

[RJN]

Do you say Edin-buh-ruh or EdinBRA like us locals?

NOW SAY BUSSY

I only say Edinburgh correctly (or at least closer) because I went there and was LAUGHED at for the way I pronounced it

 

[RJN]

NOW HAVE A WANK AND RECORD THE SOUND AS YOU SHOOT YOUR LOAD

You can find my Onlyfans for that

 

[Tisch]

EdinBURROW

 

[lolly]

You can wait until the DREADED VIRTUAL MOOPMEET to hear my DULCET TONES

But until my balls drop, think Kate Bush with a West Country accent

 

[Iguana]

You can wait until the DREADED VIRTUAL MOOPMEET to hear my DULCET TONES

But until my balls drop, think Kate Bush with a West Country accent

Ooh can we do a group karaoke of Wuthering Heights?

 

[Tisch]

Can't make fun too much of Americans. They have place names like SHENESCKTASY

 

[Jark]

Can't make fun too much of Americans. They have place names like SHENESCKTASY

rhymes with bussy?

 

[Beverley]

I only say Edinburgh correctly (or at least closer) because I went there and was LAUGHED at for the way I pronounced it

OMG I'M SOPPING:emoji_droplet:

 

[Tisch]

rhymes with bussy?

PROBABLY

And don't get me started on the difference between Maryland the US state and Maryland the lovely bit of Stratford where the E17 sauna is.

 

[win_the_game]

EdinBURROW

 

[Beverley]

PROBABLY

And don't get me started on the difference between Maryland the US state and Maryland the lovely bit of Stratford where the E17 sauna is.

Do we have a sauna chat anywhere? I wanna know what Ms Tisch got upto pre-Guana

 

[Iguana]

Do we have a sauna chat anywhere? I wanna know what Ms Tisch got upto pre-Guana

Pre? :emoji_rolling_eyes:

 

[Lucille]

PROBABLY

And don't get me started on the difference between Maryland the US state and Maryland the lovely bit of Stratford where the E17 sauna is.

Omg how is the E17 Maryland pronounced. I went there once to BUY SOME FABRIC (not the sauna, I’ve never been but heard it’s SUITABLY GRIM)

 

[Tisch]

Yeah "pre-"

We do. That dirty @dUb Actually started it

 

[Lucille]

SAILORS in LIMEHOUSE was BAD ENOUGH.

 

[Tisch]

Omg how is the E17 Maryland pronounced. I went there once to BUY SOME FABRIC (not the sauna, I’ve never been but heard it’s SUITABLY GRIM)

The NORMAL way. Unlike the US State which seems to be Merlnn' (@RJN and his lovely deep voice to confirm)

 

[Beverley]

Pre? :emoji_rolling_eyes:

I'm guessing his CURRENT sex life isn't TERRIBLY INTERESTING

 

[Lucille]

I'm guessing his CURRENT sex life isn't TERRIBLY INTERESTING

They have @SDF tied up in the shed remember.

 

[RJN]

The NORMAL way. Unlike the US State which seems to be Merlnn' (@RJN and his lovely deep voice to confirm)

Deep voice???
MERLNN'''??? Have you been talking to a plantation owner in 1860?



How does one pronounce Maryland with the classy sounding spa?

 

[Nancy]

My most embarrassing moment ever was when I FELL THROUGH THE CEILING AT A GAY SAUNA

 

[Rita]

How do you all pronounce ECCLEFECHAN as I don’t have a bloody clue?

 

[Lucille]

My most embarrassing moment ever was when I FELL THROUGH THE CEILING AT A GAY SAUNA

omg

 

[lolly]

We have family in Maryland (well HAD, they moved to BLOODY ALASKA for some reason), and they pronounced it kind of 'Merrillun'

 

[Tisch]

My most embarrassing moment ever was when I FELL THROUGH THE CEILING AT A GAY SAUNA

IS THERE A GIF OF THIS

 

[Tisch]

Deep voice???
MERLNN'''??? Have you been talking to a plantation owner in 1860?



How does one pronounce Maryland with the classy sounding spa?

Like THIS

 

[Soldi]

How do you all pronounce ECCLEFECHAN as I don’t have a bloody clue?

Let’s hear you

 

[Nancy]

IS THERE A GIF OF THIS

The place was on two floors and I was on the upper level strutting around in just my towel.

I was walking along and the floor gave way beneath me. I got wedged in at my waist and I could see my legs flapping below me and all the people on the lower ground brushing bits of ceiling of them. I had to be lifted out!

 

[Tisch]

The place was on two floors and I was on the upper level strutting around in just my towel.

I was walking along and the floor gave way beneath me. I got wedged in at my waist and I could see my legs flapping below me and all the people on the lower ground brushing bits of ceiling of them. I had to be lifted out!

(Imagining Homer Simpson getting stuck in the water slide )

 

[RJN]

Like THIS

I've listened 4 times and I still can't tell what word you're saying 4 seconds in. "____ here"

 

[Jark]

surely Maryland should indeed rhyme with Fairyland, and not BLEHHHRRL'N.

 

[Nancy]

I've listened 4 times and I still can't tell what word you're saying 4 seconds in. "____ here"

ALIGHT

 

[Tisch]

I've listened 4 times and I still can't tell what word you're saying 4 seconds in. "____ here"

ALIGHT. As in "get off". A word I've only ever heard used on train announcements.