DON'T GET ME STARTED on logins and, more importantly, two factor authentication. I blew my phone up (well, washed it) at the weekend and so am waiting for a replacement but, GUESS WHAT? You can't authorise the payment for a new phone without...YOUR FUCKING PHONE! It's ridiculous. I've had to get Mr Sheena to buy me a phone on his credit card, which will look dodgy as it's actually a work payment. We also went to book a trip to Japan which we've planned all weekend and now I've realised I can't do that either until I get the phone through but he has already booked, so I've just got to hope everything is still ok and available on Wednesday. It's (CARPET) madness!