Very posh and pricey is Ritazza. Sometimes they will accept an actual ARM or LEG as payment for one of their creamy specials
Pumpkin - what do you think?
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Very posh and pricey is Ritazza. Sometimes they will accept an actual ARM or LEG as payment for one of their creamy specialsPresumably said limb then goes straight into the Baguettes de Jambon?
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Slice it thinly and tell them it’s CONTINENTAL and the more provincial customer will snap it up without any suspicion that they’re tucking into REMAINS
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The dad's face speaks a thousand truths!
Jocasta Clun
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Ooh Southampton station! The happy hours I spent there back in the day WISHIN' and HOPIN' for the OTHER HALF OF THE TRAIN to show up so we could HEAVE ON UP TO BASINGSTOKE
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I had to have a ham and cheese baguette from there last week. It was surprisingly nice
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Yeah and THIS looks like an OCEAN LINER 
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
I really am getting SICK AND FUCKING TIRED of this forum's CONSTANT traducing of the Upper Crust. It's a LUXURIOUS DELIGHT and PRICED ACCORDINGLY!
Sounds like SOMEBODY got banned from Delice de France....AGAIN!
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
Nicki still hasn't forgiven me for the TripAdvisor reviews
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Go start an Upper Crust longe on HAVEN if you're so inclined! Crusty bread for their crusty BRAINS.
Penelope
L'Bangarang, c'est moi
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That's why I didn't make it - we're BETTER than that!
Never been! Is it not glamorous?This is CHESTERFIELD, love
Bacon roll without the bacon
Absolute rubbish £2.39 for a bacon roll Have a word with your Bacon supplier Shocking Will never buy again See the picture it’s says it all
Helpful?
Absolute rubbish £2.39 for a bacon roll Have a word with your Bacon supplier Shocking Will never buy again See the picture it’s says it all
Helpful?
YUK: Zilch Health & Safety...
Ordered coffee here yesterday.
Sat down to relax before a long train journey home.
Some workmen arrived to ‘hoover’ dust from the vents above the tables... they began climbing a ladder to unscrew these vents right by me & then asked me to MOVE as I was in their way!
I was really angry with this: the Cafe was a FOOD & BEVERAGE establishment so where was the HEALTH & SAFETY/FOOD HYGIENE risk assessment here?
There wasn’t one.
Removing FILTHY DUST VENTS above customers heads while consuming food and close to counters where food was on trays to purchase?
DISGUSTING behaviour, practices & no Health & safety let alone manners towards me as a customer.
Never Again would I patron this place.
YUK ;(
I’d give it ZERO but it won’t let me....
Ordered coffee here yesterday.
Sat down to relax before a long train journey home.
Some workmen arrived to ‘hoover’ dust from the vents above the tables... they began climbing a ladder to unscrew these vents right by me & then asked me to MOVE as I was in their way!
I was really angry with this: the Cafe was a FOOD & BEVERAGE establishment so where was the HEALTH & SAFETY/FOOD HYGIENE risk assessment here?
There wasn’t one.
Removing FILTHY DUST VENTS above customers heads while consuming food and close to counters where food was on trays to purchase?
DISGUSTING behaviour, practices & no Health & safety let alone manners towards me as a customer.
Never Again would I patron this place.
YUK ;(
I’d give it ZERO but it won’t let me....
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
That bacon roll looks fine! Just spread the bacon out a bit Shocking Will
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Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
That's Shocking Will I think you'll find!
Bonsoir, Wigan
Poor
I dont imagine for 1 minute a review here would make the slightest difference to this outlet which is so poor. Guy very pleasant (
) but thats where it ends. The place is dismal - poor lighting most bulbs out poor seating an untidy shelf arrangement. little adverts stickers and notices all over the place. The whole place is a mini disaster. Now the coffee - well I am a coffee drinker and I hate paying inflated prices £3+ for a SMALL cup of brown dish water. I have no idea what I drank but it wasnt coffee. Dreadful. Fo outside the station and find a Nero or Costa (
). Easy
Poor
I dont imagine for 1 minute a review here would make the slightest difference to this outlet which is so poor. Guy very pleasant (
) but thats where it ends. The place is dismal - poor lighting most bulbs out poor seating an untidy shelf arrangement. little adverts stickers and notices all over the place. The whole place is a mini disaster. Now the coffee - well I am a coffee drinker and I hate paying inflated prices £3+ for a SMALL cup of brown dish water. I have no idea what I drank but it wasnt coffee. Dreadful. Fo outside the station and find a Nero or Costa ( ). EasyTerrible staff - terrible attitude
I asked for a large paper cup for my TWO 500ml drinks I had bought, a simple request I thought - "Not allowed to give large cups out, only this" (small cup received) but she was so rude with it, like I was a pest! So I had to keep filing up the small cup! Really?
She needs to remember she is the face of Pumpkin Cafe, obviously not employed for helpfulness or personality. It's no wonder the shop was empty! As somebody else has mentioned, captive market - but this doesn't excuse the terrible attitude. If you don't like working there, then let somebody work there who does.
Compare that to the Gregg's at Birmingham Station ( ) - perfect!!
I asked for a large paper cup for my TWO 500ml drinks I had bought, a simple request I thought - "Not allowed to give large cups out, only this" (small cup received) but she was so rude with it, like I was a pest! So I had to keep filing up the small cup! Really?
She needs to remember she is the face of Pumpkin Cafe, obviously not employed for helpfulness or personality. It's no wonder the shop was empty! As somebody else has mentioned, captive market - but this doesn't excuse the terrible attitude. If you don't like working there, then let somebody work there who does.
Compare that to the Gregg's at Birmingham Station (
) - perfect!!
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Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
The FACE of Pumpkin Café!
Sad cafe
This is a dismal run down little cafe, but the only place to get refreshments as you wait for the London train.
I bought a disappointing so-called ‘breakfast butty’ - that wasn’t buttered! - and an insipid cup of tea. The apparently disinterested staff seem to hide at the back, maybe they are embarrassed by the quality of food and service.
The sugar sachets are mixed in with an inch of loose sugar that is contaminated by customers hands when they take a sachet.
This place could be so much better with a little care.
This is a dismal run down little cafe, but the only place to get refreshments as you wait for the London train.
I bought a disappointing so-called ‘breakfast butty’ - that wasn’t buttered!
- and an insipid cup of tea. The apparently disinterested staff seem to hide at the back, maybe they are embarrassed by the quality of food and service.The sugar sachets are mixed in with an inch of loose sugar that is contaminated by customers hands when they take a sachet.
This place could be so much better with a little care.