Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Star]

Have Benny and Bjorn penned a song today?

I'm just waiting on Elton

 

[GNL]

This is all taking me back to my school's FOUNDERS DAY CEREMONY. Triggering.

 

[octophone]

Have Benny and Bjorn penned a song today?

Nah, just tarted up an unused demo from 1978.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The note has now gone thank fuck.

 

[Raining on Me]

Liz choosing to be buried with her new Ava Max vinyl defying the record company's pleas to send it back. Hopefully "Maybe You're The Problem" is spinning on a loop inside that box

 

[floppet]

Live from @Floppet 's House

The patriotism is strong up here.

From my kitchen window I watched a patriotic middle-aged lady on the park bench sticking her fingers down her throat to make herself sick on the floor then pick up a blue corner-shop carrier bag, remove a bottle of rose wine and neck it down in the pouring rain at 9am this morning. I'm not even kidding.

 

[Rachey]

Edward is crying

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I could listen to PatScot read the phone book. Such a soothing voice.

 

[Star]

I could listen to PatScot read the phone book. Such a soothing voice.

I get people saying that about my voice at work! Well mostly they say I could be the voice behind sat navs

 

[Madison]

I could listen to PatScot read the phone book. Such a soothing voice.

I hope she gets to have a chat with Blair and Brown and pointedly snubs Johnson.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Really thought that was going to be Like A Prayer.

 

[GNL]

This is like the SEASON FINALE of Songs of Praise.

 

[octophone]

This is like the SEASON FINALE of Songs of Praise.

In a way, it is...

 

[octophone]

Oh, it;s Truss!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god. Who let her up there?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Really wish it was Gordon Brown delivering this tbh.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh Rachey not Liz Truss.

 

[octophone]

All the emotion and nuance of an Etch-a-Sketch

 

[octophone]

Boris fuming that it's not him, of course, which is a comfort.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MERCIFULLY SHORT AT LEAST

 

[octophone]

Oh, here we go, The Lord's My Shepherd

 

[Lucille]

IN LIZ WE TRUSS!!!

 

[octophone]

I wish this was just the choir.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She really is as welcome as a feral dog with diarrhea running in.

 

[Lucille]

Serving GRAVITAS!

 

[Star]

IN LIZ WE TRUSS!!!

She has blood on her hands today

 

[Jark]

IN LIZ WE TRUSS!!!

it was probably the most eloquent she's ever spoken so AMEN to THAT at least.

maybe she should always speak the words of others (not an invitation for more Thatcher cosplay)

 

[octophone]

The camerawork is really starting to piss me off. All those overhead shots of the coffin...awful.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is this the theme from Vicar of Dibley?

Emmerdale next please.

 

[Star]

Fergie looks old these days, still nice that she's invited.

 

[Madison]

God we have such a boring state religion.

 

[Lucille]

Fergie looks old these days, still nice that she's invited.

She KNOWS TOO MUCH!

 

[octophone]

Fergie looks old these days, still nice that she's invited.

I think she's officially Andrew's key worker these days.

 

[Raining on Me]

When you come from watching the Rings of Power and House of the Dragon straight into this and it feels like a natural follow on episode makes me realise how fucking surreal it all is

 

[Star]

I think she's officially Andrew's key worker these days.

I suppose someone has to take responsibly for him now the Queen is gone

 

[Cerro de Casa]

There's only room for one LIZ
And that's
TRUSS
Ha

WHAT

 

[Raining on Me]

And why is that awful cunt from Brazil invited. I mean I know there are many but talk about selective when it suits

 

[octophone]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To think we gave up the drama and glitz of Catholicism for this dull scripture.

VOTE OUT HENRY VIII

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Honestly why is everything to do with CoE always have to be so dull
I can smell the halitosis from here