Had this conversation with mum and she thought I was being ageist... then we logged into her landline phone account which she pays via direct debit and has been paying nearly £100 extra per month on UK phone calls, when she has unlimited minutes for £9 a month on her mobile.Old people (i.e. my parents and their friends) who own smartphones but still use and call landlines to leave mundane voicemails like “Hi, it’s me. Please call me back”.
It creeps me out.PEOPLE WHO MAKE PIG NOISES DURING SEX
Oh I used to do pig noises with the HORSE WANKER. He did like his farmyard vibe![]()
People that BITE the cello tape rather than cutting a piece of with scissors.

I have managed to bag myself a new roll tonight but it’s when I get offered it just after someone else has had it in their GOBOh this is VERY FAMILIAR, except I'm the GUILTY PARTY.
Still, like I always say, FUCK OFF AND BUY YOUR OWN ROLL if it offends you so much![]()


I hate the ones with cocoa butter in that leave a greasy ring around the bath![]()

They were having some sort of RANT. I was quickly scrolling through so have no idea what it was aboutWe need to know before we decide if it was an accident

I could never work out how to use it. I find changing the clock on the oven easier.People still use SNAPCHAT?
I swear if I see one more you thought 2020 was bad then wait till 2021 meme or its many variations I’m going to scream. WE GET IT YOU BASIC FUCKS, STOP REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE.
IKR the only people above the age of 21 who have Snapchat are total fuck boys