AW JESUS, GROSS.GOALS
Guys who cum and then ask me if I want to cum. OF COURSE I FUCKING DO IM NOT DOING THIS JUST FOR YOU
STICKY HAND SANITIZER
THAT TIME WHEN I WAS ONE DIGIT OFF WINNING THE LOTTERY. THE NUMBERS WERE 1, 2, 10, 11, 15 AND 35 AND MY NUMBERS WERE 1, 2, 10, 11, 15 AND 34.
Passive aggressive colleagues who thing they're being clever. NO, YOU'RE ACTIVELY BEING A CUNT.
his face on the promo was so rapeyPATIENTS WHO WALK AROUND THE HOSPITAL WITH THEIR PISS BAGS ON SHOW LIKE IT’S THE LATEST CHANEL.