RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

In the UK you can use your banking app to get cash from a machine without a card, can you not do that in France?
 
I bet they still only take cash in most stores there.

Actually Germany is even worse.
 
Thank God for Apple Pay and Swish*. All you need your phone.
 
When I exit a roundabout and my blinker doesn't go off but I'm blasting the music so loud, I only notice it one minute later when the song stops. :argh:
 
THOSE TOILET PAPER DISPENSERS WHERE YOU PULL INDIVIDUAL SHEETS OUT OF A SMALL HOLE IN THE MIDDLE AND THEY COME OUT SO TIGHTLY CRUMPLED UP THAT THEY ARE A NIGHTMARE TO USE
 
Lucille said:
WHEN I BUY A PACKET OF FAGS IN FRANCE FOR 9.80 BUT THEY WON’T TAKE CARD AS IT’S A 10 EURO MINIMUM.
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Oh TABACS are an exception, it's they're the fucking WORST and it's 20 Euros minimum now to force you into buying TWO packets :manson:
 
Dark Carnival said:
Oh TABACS are an exception, it's they're the fucking WORST and it's 20 Euros minimum now to force you into buying TWO packets :manson:
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I once bought a packet from my tabac and asked to use the loo but they lady wouldn't let me because it's for CUSTOMERS ONLY! I AM A CUSTOMER I JUST BOUGHT A PACKET YOU BITCH! I later took my revenge by peeing in front of said tabac :)
 
Jark said:
THINKING I'M WEALTHY IN MOMENTS OF FANTASY AND THEN SNAPPING BACK TO MY DEBT RIDDEN REALITY
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Do you also imagine you’ve won the lottery and then fantasise about how easy your life would instantly be? I get quite caught up in that and it’s fucking horrible when I remember I’m poor and worthless.
 
ButterTart said:
Do you also imagine you’ve won the lottery and then fantasise about how easy your life would instantly be? I get quite caught up in that and it’s fucking horrible when I remember I’m poor and worthless.
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yes, of course!

I often give myself a FIGURE (tonight Jark you won €2.5m - the perfect payout, not too much, not corruptive, just enough to make your parents comfortable, buy a house and start a business) and then do imaginary wish lists or browse property (€1m-€2m, sort low to high) accordingly. :eyes:
 
ButterTart said:
Do you also imagine you’ve won the lottery and then fantasise about how easy your life would instantly be? I get quite caught up in that and it’s fucking horrible when I remember I’m poor and worthless.
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I do this too, especially when it's a big Euromillions 10 week rollover
 
Cloud said:
Those people who, even though they're not large, somehow manage to dominate the ENTIRE PAVEMENT just by the random drifty way that they walk
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see also: SWIMMERS THAT DON’T STICK TO THEIR OWN LANE OR SWIM TOWARDS THE MIDDLE AND THEREBY TAKE UP ALL SPACE
 
Jark said:
yes, of course!

I often give myself a FIGURE (tonight Jark you won €2.5m - the perfect payout, not too much, not corruptive, just enough to make your parents comfortable, buy a house and start a business) and then do imaginary wish lists or browse property (€1m-€2m, sort low to high) accordingly. :eyes:
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Mine's £4.6 million. I've got to the point where I worry how much to give each of my friends and start anticipating drama if I give one less than another.
 
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