RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

[Zu]

Eww no. Of course we Brexit before Europe does away with daylight savings. We'll end up keeping it as yet another pointless display of SOVEREIGNTY.

Yes, I can’t stand all that fannying around either. It really disrupts my internal body clock and I’m usually very popular at parties for knowing what the time is without checking

 

[Soldi]

I quite like the FESTIVENESS of it in October and the sense that spring has ARRIVED in March

 

[Zu]

I quite like the FESTIVENESS of it in October and the sense that spring has ARRIVED in March

That’s probably the ONLY thing I like about it. Changing the time on the oven, central heating and microwave, less so

 

[big ron]

Yes, I can’t stand all that fannying around either. It really disrupts my internal body clock and I’m usually very popular at parties for knowing what the time is without checking

Ms Ron is good at that and thus should be burnt as a WITCH

 

[Zu]

Ms Ron is good at that and thus should be burnt as a WITCH

WITCHES UNITE

 

[Soldi]

Reminds me of when I first moved into my new house in August, trying to warm something up in the microwave but not realising I was actually setting the time on the clock

It’s been about NINE hours ahead ever since.

 

[Zu]

I’ve just called 192 to see whether the SPEAKING CLOCK still exists and apparently I’ve dialled incorrectly

Do they still do DIAL-A-DISC?

 

[lolly]

I’ve just called 192 to see whether the SPEAKING CLOCK still exists and apparently I’ve dialled incorrectly

Do they still do DIAL-A-DISC?

Wasn't 192 Directory Enquiries, you daft old bint?

 

[Penelope]

The speaking clock is 123 Zu

 

[SDF]

Worried for that landline bill of yours x

 

[Kate]

I USE THE POEM TOO (well the first two lines)

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think we need to do a things you love thread too, though knowing moopy it will be about a page

 

[Zu]

Wasn't 192 Directory Enquiries, you daft old bint?

SO IT WAS

OH THE SHAME. What must you people think of me?

 

[Zu]

I did try ringing 100 to get through to the operator so I could scream loudly and slam the phone down like I used to, but calls to that number aren’t being connected

 

[big ron]

Please someone tell me 0891 505050 is still going?!

 

[big ron]

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE CALLED IS NOT RECOGNISED

 

[Zu]

JEANS

The look and feel of them AND the word itself

 

[win_the_game]

Please someone tell me 0891 505050 is still going?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@COB

 

[win_the_game]

People who talk endlessly about their toilet habits. It's most unbecoming.

 

[Soldi]

QUITE FRANKLY I’m rather partial to a bit of SHIT CHAT

 

[COB]

@COB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Soldi]

GIRAFFES

 

[Zu]

IKEA. It always seems like a great idea and I always want to DIE halfway round

 

[GNL]

IKEA. It always seems like a great idea and I always want to DIE halfway round

I went the other day for ONE SPECIFIC THING, and instantly regretted it when I realised they'd blocked all the shortcuts and I had to walk through every single section

 

[Zu]

Oh it’s always HELL in one way or another

 

[Soldi]

They were seemingly AHEAD OF THEIR GAME though weren’t they

 

[Ellie]

Going to America and experiencing really good customer service.

 

[vespertine]

IM A GROWN MAN AND HAVE NO TIME FOR NURSERY RHYMES

Just put your knuckles together love! All the bumps have 31 and all the dips don't.

 

[vespertine]

OMG as if I missed the FULL PAGE of DC explaining this.

 

[Diddy]

30 days has September
April June and November
All the rest have 31
Except for February alone
Which has 28 days clear
And 29 in each leap year

THE END OF THAT POEM WHICH IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE

I gave up on it every since I learned the knuckles thing

 

[Nancy]

WHAT’S THE KNUCKLES THING? DOES ANYONE KNOW?

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT’S THE KNUCKLES THING? DOES ANYONE KNOW?

Vespertine posted it above.

 

[Dark Carnival]

GIRAFFES

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? BEST ANIMAL.

 

[Soldi]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? BEST ANIMAL.

I was making a JOKE after Zen was rude to Madame COB!

Anyway dogs are the best animal I think you’ll find, and there’s nothing wrong with me thanks babes

 

[ButterTart]

Characters using Americanisms in British films. You live in Newport Pagnell, why are you telling people to ‘quit it’?

 

[Nancy]

PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO SPEND ALL DAY IN BED

 

[big ron]

HANGOVERS

 

[Soldi]

WORK