RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[ZenGiraffe]

IT WAS A DECENT SITE AT FIRST, BUT LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS, IT WENT DOWN THE PAN

 

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I really hate when British people say “movie” instead of “film”

ARE YOU A CHILD

 

[Nancy]

I’ve never even heard of these?

Do you KNOCK ONE OUT whilst taking a shit?

YOU SHIT IN YOUR HAND THEN WANK WITH THE SHIT

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never even heard of these?

Do you KNOCK ONE OUT whilst taking a shit?

YOU SHIT IN YOUR HAND THEN WANK WITH THE SHIT

CORRECT

 

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I MIGHT HAVE A POOEY WANK SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

!

 

[Zu]

So I take it our Zu isn’t partial to a bit of SCAT then.

No I most certainly am not. There’s just NO NEED

 

[Nancy]

WHAT’S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

 

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Are POOEY WANKS the new in thing then?

HOW QUAINT!

 

[Nancy]

HAS @Soldi GONE TO HAVE ONE?

 

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An ex of mine once accidentally pushed out a perfectly formed nugget of poo on the end of my penis during intercourse.

I genuinely didn’t have a clue what to do with it, and he didn’t realise it had happened, so I just PUSHED IT BACK IN and carried on

 

[Nancy]

I THINK @Soldi HAS PASSED OUT FROM THE FUMES

 

[Zu]

He’s actually just popped to the lav to have a NIBBLE O’ BROWN

 

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I'm still gagged that POOEY WANKS are the current GAY CRAZE and I had absolutely no idea

I'm on here blathering on about Housewives and Peggy Gou, whilst you lot are quite literally covered in poo

 

[Zu]

on the end of my penis during intercourse.

How pleasantly put. I can see you were raised nicely

 

[Nancy]

An ex of mine once accidentally pushed out a perfectly formed nugget of poo on the end of my penis during intercourse.

I genuinely didn’t have a clue what to do with it, and he didn’t realise it had happened, so I just PUSHED IT BACK IN and carried on

IF IT WAS JUST ON THE TIP THEN YOU’VE EITHER GOT A VERY SMALL PENIS OR NOT MUCH OF A FUCK

 

[Indie]

I really hate when British people say “movie” instead of “film”

ARE YOU A CHILD

It's a moving picture.

Film apparently comes from the old English meaning foreskin. https://www.etymonline.com/word/film

So y'know. I get why moopy may prefer the latter, but the former makes more sense.

 

[Soldi]

I THINK @Soldi HAS PASSED OUT FROM THE FUMES

I didn’t get any notifications from your posts

NO I was eating dinner

In the words of our great leader Kala, SHIT is for my ARSE not my ears/mouth/hands/cock

 

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It's a moving picture.

Film apparently comes from the old English meaning foreskin. https://www.etymonline.com/word/film

So y'know. I get why moopy my prefer the latter, but the former makes more sense.

Consider me SCHOOLED!

(Still hate it tho xx)

 

[Nancy]

I didn’t get any notifications from your posts

NO I was eating dinner

In the words of our great leader Kala, SHIT is for my ARSE not my ears mouth/hands/cock

SO SHITTING IN YOUR EARS IS FINE THEN?

 

[Zu]

I always think that MOVIE indicates your MAINSTREAM CINEWORLD sort of thing, whereas FILM suggests cinéaste thoughtfulness and arthouse class. Nobody would say, “Have you seen the new Isabelle Huppert movie?”

BACK ME UP HERE @jivafox

 

[Soldi]

SO SHITTING IN YOUR EARS IS FINE THEN?

Only if it’s yours x

 

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So is it just @Lucille with the SHITTY WANKS?

Not quite the GAY TREND I anticipated if Soldi was indeed EATING DINNER and not actually gobbling a HOT BROWN BULLET

 

[Nancy]

Only if it’s yours x

THIS IS LOVE

 

[Zu]

Only if it’s yours x

But do you have a GIGANTIC PENIS and / or are you MUCH OF A FUCK?

 

[jivafox]

I always think that MOVIE indicates your MAINSTREAM CINEWORLD sort of thing, whereas FILM suggests cinéaste thoughtfulness and arthouse class. Nobody would say, “Have you seen the new Isabelle Huppert movie?”

BACK ME UP HERE @jivafox

ABSOLUTELY INDEED.

 

[Zu]

ABSOLUTELY INDEED.

I knew I could rely on you

 

[Alla]

This new Nancy is so naughty! God knows why I was reading this thread while having dinner, I almost vomit it all with that poo HOT CHAT

 

[Lucille]

I’m not saying I’m INTO IT, just thought it’s WORTH A SQUIRT, because what else can one do in this ENDLESS PANDEMIC.

 

[Lucille]

I suppose I could just have a NORMAL WANK for the 1000th time this year.

 

[Nancy]

THIS WEEK’S TOP TEN

 

[Zu]

God I so need to watch GRETA again this weekend

 

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I’m not saying I’m INTO IT, just thought it’s WORTH A SQUIRT, because what else can one do in this ENDLESS PANDEMIC.

You do you babe x no judgement from me

 

[Nancy]

God I so need to watch GRETA again this weekend

HER CLIMATE SPEECH IS INSPIRATIONAL

 

[Nancy]

I’m not saying I’m INTO IT, just thought it’s WORTH A SQUIRT, because what else can one do in this ENDLESS PANDEMIC.

IT NEEDS TO BE THE RIGHT CONSISTENCY. TOO HARD AND ROUGH AND YOU MAY AS WELL BE WANKING WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH WITH HAZLENUTS

 

[Zu]

HER CLIMATE SPEECH IS INSPIRATIONAL

I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT GRETA YOU SILLY GIRL

 

[Soldi]

But do you have a GIGANTIC PENIS and / or are you MUCH OF A FUCK?

NO and NO but it’s something that can’t be WORKED ON can’t it!

 

[Nancy]

NO and NO but it’s something that can’t be WORKED ON can’t it!

YOU CAN BE MOULDED AND CONTROLLED

 

[Soldi]

HOW EXCITING

 

[Zu]

RUN @Soldi RUN!

 

[Soldi]

RUN @Soldi RUN!

Darling I’ve got to take what I can get!