RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[GNL]

Why is Joanna Lumely narrating a documentary about Heathrow Airport on ITV? Surely she doesn’t NEED THE MONEY?

Spaffed it all on a garden bridge

 

[Zu]

But I also will demolish a 50p pack of jam doughnuts from Tesco in one sitting.

VANILLA FOR ME PLEASE

 

[lolly]

LIV TYLER'S VOICE

 

[Rita]

Why is Joanna Lumely narrating a documentary about Heathrow Airport on ITV? Surely she doesn’t NEED THE MONEY?

It’s always nice to TOP UP THE COFFERS, darling.

 

[Zu]

CC CULTURE IN THE WORKPLACE

If you can’t trust people to do their job, GET RID OF THEM. If you feel the need to prove to your manager what a great job you’re doing, you’ve got parental approval issues so go to FUCKING THERAPY. If you’re a nasty little passive-aggressive tale-teller, DIE NOW

 

[Nancy]

CYCLING DOWN A HILL AND THEN REALISING YOU’VE TAKEN A WRONG TURNING AND HAVE TO CYCLE BACK UP IT

 

[RS]

UNORGANIZED, MESSY PEOPLE

 

[Lucille]

SINGLE DECKER BUSES FULL OF OLD PEOPLE THAT TAKE IRRATIONAL ROUTES.

 

[Soldi]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT

 

[Ellie]

UNORGANIZED, MESSY PEOPLE

I am disorganised and messy in my own space only. What I hate is people who are all neat and tidy in their personal space but the complete opposite in communal areas.

 

[Lucille]

PEOPLE WHO OVER ANALYSE THE BREAKFASTS IN 4 IN A BED. IT’S A SAUSAGE NOT A FUCKING REMBRANDT.

 

[Lucille]

ANYONE WHO MOANS WHEN EGGS AREN’T COOKED PRECISELY TO THEIR LIKING.

 

[Lucille]

IE: I LIKE MY EGGS RUNNY BUT NOT THIS RUNNY.

 

[Nancy]

PEOPLE WHO OVER ANALYSE THE BREAKFASTS IN 4 IN A BED. IT’S A SAUSAGE NOT A FUCKING REMBRANDT.

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS TO CALL THE WINNERS OF FOUR IN A BED AND CONGRATULATE THEM

 

[Zu]

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS TO CALL THE WINNERS OF FOUR IN A BED AND CONGRATULATE THEM

Even if it’s a repeat?

 

[Zu]

PEOPLE WHO OVER ANALYSE THE BREAKFASTS IN 4 IN A BED. IT’S A SAUSAGE NOT A FUCKING REMBRANDT.

it’s all the analysis of areas you wouldn’t normally look at - e.g. tops of wardrobes - which gets up my crack

 

[GNL]

it’s all the analysis of areas you wouldn’t normally look at - e.g. tops of wardrobes - which gets up my crack

*Unscrews plug-hole*
*Forrages around in the depths with a finger*
"They haven't even cleaned."

 

[Soldi]

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS TO CALL THE WINNERS OF FOUR IN A BED AND CONGRATULATE THEM

!!!

 

[Nancy]

Even if it’s a repeat?

YES. ESPECIALLY IF IT’S A REPEAT AS IT’S LESS LIKELY TO BE ENGAGED.

 

[Tisch]

WHITE SAUCE

 

[Lucille]

*Unscrews plug-hole*
*Forrages around in the depths with a finger*
"They haven't even cleaned."

I watched one the other day where they complained there was a PUBE ON THE TOILET BRUSH.

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I LOVE TO INSPECT THE TOILET BRUSH AS SOON AS I CHECK IN FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S FECULENCE.

 

[GNL]

WHEN YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING CRINGE YOU DID YEARS AGO AND IT TEMPORARILY DEHABILITATES YOU

 

[Zu]

YES. ESPECIALLY IF IT’S A REPEAT AS IT’S LESS LIKELY TO BE ENGAGED.

FREAK

 

[Nancy]

COUPLES COME DINE WITH ME

 

[Tisch]

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I LOVE TO INSPECT THE TOILET BRUSH AS SOON AS I CHECK IN FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S FECULENCE.

OR WHEN THEY SAY "OOOOH ITS NOT A NICE VIEW" BECAUSE THE OWNERS HAVEN'T THOUGHT AHEAD TO PICK THE HOTEL UP AND MOVE IT

 

[Zu]

COUPLES COME DINE WITH ME

Oh now I shan’t hear a word said against THAT

ALTHOUGH MY FAVOURITE ONES DO ALWAYS FEATURE HOMOSEXUALS

 

[Tisch]

Oh now I shan’t hear a word said against THAT

ALTHOUGH MY FAVOURITE ONES DO ALWAYS FEATURE HOMOSEXUALS

SPEAKING OF WHICH HAS THERE EVER BEEN AN EPISODE OF 4 IN A BED THAT DIDN'T FEATURE HOMOSEXUALS?

 

[Lucille]

OR WHEN THEY SAY "OOOOH ITS NOT A NICE VIEW" BECAUSE THE OWNERS HAVEN'T THOUGHT AHEAD TO PICK THE HOTEL UP AND MOVE IT

SEE ALSO WHEN THEY MOAN IT’S ON A MAIN ROAD OR ABOVE A PUB.

 

[Tisch]

SEE ALSO WHEN THEY MOAN IT’S ON A MAIN ROAD OR ABOVE A PUB.

I'M SO DISGUSTED THIS PUB WITH ROOMS IS ABOVE A PUB

 

[Lucille]

ACTUALLY LIGHT SLEEPERS GENERALLY.

 

[Tisch]

WHEN YOU MEET UP WITH SOMEONE AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAY IS "I'M NOT DRINKING TODAY"

 

[Lucille]

I'M SO DISGUSTED THIS PUB WITH ROOMS IS ABOVE A PUB

ALSO WHY IS IT IN A TOWN CENTRE WHO WOULD WANT TO STAY THERE.

 

[Zu]

SPEAKING OF WHICH HAS THERE EVER BEEN AN EPISODE OF 4 IN A BED THAT DIDN'T FEATURE HOMOSEXUALS?

NOT ENOUGH FOR MY LIKING ALTHOUGH AFTER SEEING THAT FOUL GOBBY ONE ON THERE I DID LOBBY CHANNEL 4 FOR A BAN

 

[Zu]

WHEN YOU MEET UP WITH SOMEONE AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAY IS "I'M NOT DRINKING TODAY"

Well that usually lasts about five minutes after I have my forceful temptatious way

it’s like HI NOT SMOKING ANYMORE

 

[Tisch]

JUST WATER FOR ME I'M DOING NO DRINK NOVEMBER

FUCK OFF

 

[Lucille]

WHEN YOU DONT MAKE A SCENE ABOUT NOT DRINKING AND DISCRETELY ORDER A NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK AND SOMEONE ELSE DECIDES TO TAKE PERSONAL OFFENCE TO IT?

 

[GNL]

WHEN YOU MEET UP WITH SOMEONE AND THE FIRST THING THEY SAY IS "I'M NOT DRINKING TODAY"

This reminds me of the time I went on a date, we arranged to meet at a cocktail bar, and when we got there he proceeded to whine about how he DIDN'T LIKE COCKTAILS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This reminds me of the time I went on a date, we arranged to meet at a cocktail bar, and when we got there he proceeded to whine about how he DIDN'T LIKE COCKTAILS.

Well I hope you excused yourself to the bathroom and left out the window. Awful behaviour!

 

[COB]

WHEN YOU DONT MAKE A SCENE ABOUT NOT DRINKING AND DISCRETELY ORDER A NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK AND SOMEONE ELSE DECIDES TO TAKE PERSONAL OFFENCE TO IT?

Yes! Anyone who gives a fuck about what anyone else is drinking in most circumstances, to be honest.