RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (2 Viewers)

People on Skype at work who just say "Hey. How are you?" and wait for you to respond before actually saying what they want from you.

Or in the case of my most recent example: "Hey fella. How's tricks?" :gross::gross::gross:
 
Tisch said:
People on Skype at work who just say "Hey. How are you?" and wait for you to respond before actually saying what they want from you.

Or in the case of my most recent example: "Hey fella. How's tricks?" :gross::gross::gross:
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EWW

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People who walk slowly in front of you, but when you try to overtake you realise they are walking ever so slightly diagonally so you pretty much have to walk at 45 degrees around to get past
 
Diddy said:
People who walk slowly in front of you, but when you try to overtake you realise they are walking ever so slightly diagonally so you pretty much have to walk at 45 degrees around to get past
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Or worse, you run out of space just as you're about to pass so you have change direction at the last minute and go the other way around them
 
Diddy said:
Being persuaded to top someone even though you have reservations about it. Then afterward them laying down next to you are saying “Today I could understand that you’re a real bottom”

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Oh I’ve had this as well, more or less. Actually it was more about “I thought you’d be more versatile.” Well, I didn’t SAY I was. I mean I CAN AND DO top but only when I want to and not on command and just because YOU want me to

So RUDE!
 
Zu-Klara said:
Oh I’ve had this as well, more or less. Actually it was more about “I thought you’d be more versatile.” Well, I didn’t SAY I was. I mean I CAN AND DO top but only when I want to and not on command and just because YOU want me to

So RUDE!
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I feel I've learnt more about you in this SINGULAR POST than I have from your critically acclaimed ENTIRE POSTING HISTORY! :D
 
I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?
 
Colleagues with attention-seeking illness narratives who start droning on about their migraines and dodgy knee in response to a bubbly “How are you?”

IT MEANS HELLO ALRIGHT I’M NOT INTERESTED

I also hate the loathsome “Bet you’re pleased you asked” in response to a genuinely meant “How are you?” in other contexts being followed by tales of woe and horror. FUCK OFF. I asked because I care ACTUALLY. Talk about shutting down the fucking conversation
 
By the way that wasn’t a response to the pertinent questions posed by the lovely @Kate. It looks a bit plonked now
 
Kate said:
I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?
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I’m hardly an expert but I’d say those are factors.

Well I didn’t think HE was a very good bottom (he HAD a very good bottom though). He sat on it and my pelvis wasn’t strong enough to do keepy-uppies with his whole body, where’s the friction?
 
Zu-Klara said:
Colleagues with attention-seeking illness narratives who start droning on about their migraines and dodgy knee in response to a bubbly “How are you?”

IT MEANS HELLO ALRIGHT I’M NOT INTERESTED

I also hate the loathsome “Bet you’re pleased you asked” in response to a genuinely meant “How are you?” in other contexts being followed by tales of woe and horror. FUCK OFF. I asked because I care ACTUALLY. Talk about shutting down the fucking conversation
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But how are they to know if you mean it or not :(
 
Kate said:
But how are they to know if you mean it or not :(
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True, but they should have the self-awareness to know that no-one’s interested in their poxy migraines. Just say HI I’M FINE

Anyway I don’t ask it anymore for that very reason :)
 
Diddy said:
I’m hardly an expert but I’d say those are factors.

Well I didn’t think HE was a very good bottom (he HAD a very good bottom though). He sat on it and my pelvis wasn’t strong enough to do keepy-uppies with his whole body, where’s the friction?
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I had a boyfriend who used to do this awful SUCKY thing with his arsehole which put me right off sticking it up him

10 BAD BOTTOM POINTS FOR YOU
 
Kate said:
I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?
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I think INTENT and DETERMINATION are important. They’ve got to WANT IT, someone reluctantly sliding it in and out is never going to be THRILLING.
 
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Kate said:
I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?
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You must have had crappy fucks as well (if not LUCKY BITCH), is it so different?

Let's compare notes
 
Lucille said:
I think INTENT and DETERMINATION are important. They’ve got to WANT IT, someone reluctantly sliding it in and out is never going to be THRILLING.
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:D YES, THIS. I did once cajole someone who was blatantly 100% bottom into sticking it up me and oh my word it was disastrous for both parties. In fact that might have been the last time we ever shared intimacies, although that screaming drunken phone message left by yours truly at 03:00 around that time might have contributed to the disintegration
 
See also tops who PLUG AWAY for hours without coming. After 15 minutes either wank off on my face or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ARSE.
 
lolly said:
You must have had crappy fucks as well (if not LUCKY BITCH), is it so different?

Let's compare notes
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Well yes but a crap fuck for me is someone who pays little or no attention to the CLIT and just pumps away for ages, obviously thinking their cock is so magnificent that it will do the job on its own.

So I'm guessing it's a bit different :D
 
Lucille said:
See also tops who PLUG AWAY for hours without coming. After 15 minutes either wank off on my face or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ARSE.
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I suppose having a quick snooze or a browse through the holidays on Teletext are both options in this scenario
 
Kate said:
Well yes but a crap fuck for me is someone who pays little or no attention to the CLIT and just pumps away for ages, obviously thinking their cock is so magnificent that it will do the job on its own.

So I'm guessing it's a bit different :D
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There is still a bit of that

I know I've had a couple where I'm watching the clock over his shoulder
 
WHEN PEOPLE ON SOAP OPERAS PRETEND TO DRINK FROM AN OBVIOUSLY EMPTY MUG OR TAKEAWAY COFFEE CUP
 
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