RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

[Tisch]

People on Skype at work who just say "Hey. How are you?" and wait for you to respond before actually saying what they want from you.

Or in the case of my most recent example: "Hey fella. How's tricks?"

 

[Soldi]

Assembling the box on covid home tests

 

[Tisch]

People who want to ask you a question but can't seem to ACTUALLY GET TO THE QUESTION.

 

[AlgoAlex]

People on Skype at work who just say "Hey. How are you?" and wait for you to respond before actually saying what they want from you.

Or in the case of my most recent example: "Hey fella. How's tricks?"

EWW

Add FELLA to the hate list

 

[Soldi]

EWW

Add FELLA to the hate list

And ‘mate’

 

[AlgoAlex]

And ‘mate’

Ugh yes. YOU ARE NOT MY MATE FUCK OFF

 

[Diddy]

People who walk slowly in front of you, but when you try to overtake you realise they are walking ever so slightly diagonally so you pretty much have to walk at 45 degrees around to get past

 

[Kate]

People who walk slowly in front of you, but when you try to overtake you realise they are walking ever so slightly diagonally so you pretty much have to walk at 45 degrees around to get past

Or worse, you run out of space just as you're about to pass so you have change direction at the last minute and go the other way around them

 

[Lucille]

JUST PUSH THEM INTO TRAFFIC INSTEAD.

 

[Nancy]

THE BELL ON MY BICYCLE AS IT DOESN’T RING PROPERLY WHEN WET

 

[ZenGiraffe]

People on Skype at work who just say "Hey. How are you?" and wait for you to respond before actually saying what they want from you.

Or in the case of my most recent example: "Hey fella. How's tricks?"

Resign.

 

[Diddy]

Being persuaded to top someone even though you have reservations about it. Then afterward them laying down next to you are saying “Today I could understand that you’re a real bottom”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Being persuaded to top someone even though you have reservations about it. Then afterward them laying down next to you are saying “Today I could understand that you’re a real bottom”

 

[Lucille]

I ALWAYS TELL THEM I’M NO GOOD AT IT BUT DO THEY LISTEN?!?

 

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When iPhone AUTOCORRECT auto corrects ACTUAL WORDS to other words for seemingly NO REASON WHATSOEVER

Why would "like" randomly and completely inexplicably become "LANE" ? WHY!

 

[Diddy]

Apparently I’m big though, which I didn’t especially think, but since I could get three fingers in without too much trouble, I take that as high praise

 

[Tisch]

The fact that my boss's only job seems to be skyping me a couple of times a day asking how things are going

 

[Zu]

Being persuaded to top someone even though you have reservations about it. Then afterward them laying down next to you are saying “Today I could understand that you’re a real bottom”

Oh I’ve had this as well, more or less. Actually it was more about “I thought you’d be more versatile.” Well, I didn’t SAY I was. I mean I CAN AND DO top but only when I want to and not on command and just because YOU want me to

So RUDE!

 

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Oh I’ve had this as well, more or less. Actually it was more about “I thought you’d be more versatile.” Well, I didn’t SAY I was. I mean I CAN AND DO top but only when I want to and not on command and just because YOU want me to

So RUDE!

I feel I've learnt more about you in this SINGULAR POST than I have from your critically acclaimed ENTIRE POSTING HISTORY!

 

[Zu]

I feel I've learnt more about you in this SINGULAR POST than I have from your critically acclaimed ENTIRE POSTING HISTORY!

Unfortunately the last time I DID get the urge, my ungracious companion du soir refused access and then, to add insult to injury, WET THE BED

 

[Kate]

I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?

 

[Zu]

Colleagues with attention-seeking illness narratives who start droning on about their migraines and dodgy knee in response to a bubbly “How are you?”

IT MEANS HELLO ALRIGHT I’M NOT INTERESTED

I also hate the loathsome “Bet you’re pleased you asked” in response to a genuinely meant “How are you?” in other contexts being followed by tales of woe and horror. FUCK OFF. I asked because I care ACTUALLY. Talk about shutting down the fucking conversation

 

[Zu]

By the way that wasn’t a response to the pertinent questions posed by the lovely @Kate. It looks a bit plonked now

 

[Diddy]

I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?

I’m hardly an expert but I’d say those are factors.

Well I didn’t think HE was a very good bottom (he HAD a very good bottom though). He sat on it and my pelvis wasn’t strong enough to do keepy-uppies with his whole body, where’s the friction?

 

[Kate]

Colleagues with attention-seeking illness narratives who start droning on about their migraines and dodgy knee in response to a bubbly “How are you?”

IT MEANS HELLO ALRIGHT I’M NOT INTERESTED

I also hate the loathsome “Bet you’re pleased you asked” in response to a genuinely meant “How are you?” in other contexts being followed by tales of woe and horror. FUCK OFF. I asked because I care ACTUALLY. Talk about shutting down the fucking conversation

But how are they to know if you mean it or not

 

[Kate]

Ah so lower body strength is a factor too? *makes notes*

 

[Zu]

But how are they to know if you mean it or not

True, but they should have the self-awareness to know that no-one’s interested in their poxy migraines. Just say HI I’M FINE

Anyway I don’t ask it anymore for that very reason

 

[Zu]

I’m hardly an expert but I’d say those are factors.

Well I didn’t think HE was a very good bottom (he HAD a very good bottom though). He sat on it and my pelvis wasn’t strong enough to do keepy-uppies with his whole body, where’s the friction?

I had a boyfriend who used to do this awful SUCKY thing with his arsehole which put me right off sticking it up him

10 BAD BOTTOM POINTS FOR YOU

 

[Lucille]

I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?

I think INTENT and DETERMINATION are important. They’ve got to WANT IT, someone reluctantly sliding it in and out is never going to be THRILLING.

 

[lolly]

I'm intrigued as to what makes a capable top. Length? Girth? Rhythm? A balance between tenderness and brutality? Appropriate noises and sexy talk or lack thereof?

You must have had crappy fucks as well (if not LUCKY BITCH), is it so different?

Let's compare notes

 

[Zu]

I think INTENT and DETERMINATION are important. They’ve got to WANT IT, someone reluctantly sliding it in and out is never going to be THRILLING.

YES, THIS. I did once cajole someone who was blatantly 100% bottom into sticking it up me and oh my word it was disastrous for both parties. In fact that might have been the last time we ever shared intimacies, although that screaming drunken phone message left by yours truly at 03:00 around that time might have contributed to the disintegration

 

[ZenGiraffe]

although that screaming drunken phone message left by yours truly at 03:00 around that time might have added to the disintegration

IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE YOU AT YOUR WORST SWEETIE!

 

[Lucille]

See also tops who PLUG AWAY for hours without coming. After 15 minutes either wank off on my face or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ARSE.

 

[Kate]

You must have had crappy fucks as well (if not LUCKY BITCH), is it so different?

Let's compare notes

Well yes but a crap fuck for me is someone who pays little or no attention to the CLIT and just pumps away for ages, obviously thinking their cock is so magnificent that it will do the job on its own.

So I'm guessing it's a bit different

 

[Zu]

See also tops who PLUG AWAY for hours without coming. After 15 minutes either wank off on my face or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ARSE.

I suppose having a quick snooze or a browse through the holidays on Teletext are both options in this scenario

 

[Kate]

See also tops who PLUG AWAY for hours without coming. After 15 minutes either wank off on my face or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ARSE.

Oh I do agree with THIS though (tits not face though pls)

 

[lolly]

Well yes but a crap fuck for me is someone who pays little or no attention to the CLIT and just pumps away for ages, obviously thinking their cock is so magnificent that it will do the job on its own.

So I'm guessing it's a bit different

There is still a bit of that

I know I've had a couple where I'm watching the clock over his shoulder

 

[lolly]

I suppose having a quick snooze or a browse through the holidays on Teletext are both options in this scenario

And slightly more discreet than asking Alexa to add some Jus-Rol to your shopping list.

 

[Kate]

Stifling a yawn is always fun and risky

 

[Nancy]

WHEN PEOPLE ON SOAP OPERAS PRETEND TO DRINK FROM AN OBVIOUSLY EMPTY MUG OR TAKEAWAY COFFEE CUP