RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

EXCESSIVE garment care labels. Yes I’m talking to you Uniqlo whose shirts come with a small NOVEL sewn into the inside.
Yeah the only options are wash normal, wash cold don’t dry, and dry cleaning
 
“Low Calorie”/“Healthy Eating” options in restaurants and supermarkets that just decide to reduce the quantity of a product but charge the same price.
 
McDonald’s giving you two things of ketchup/bbq sauce for your chips when one will absolutely be enough and the second one WILL be going in the bin.

Why not cut down on that needless extra plastic-y waste and bring back proper drinking straws instead, thanks
 
I hate that you have to ask for a ketchup or two at McDonald’s (and the likes) abroad. Here we have taps and you get to take as much as you need.
 
Personally I'd say that two sachets of sauce wasn't enough, but that's the variety of life for you :disco:
 
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Sachet, what a lovely word!


What I hate about our McDonalds is that we don’t have free mayo. :(
 
Personally I'd say that two sachets of sauce wasn't enough, but that's the variety of life for you :disco:
Well QUITE

Also if you have one left over, pop it down the side of the oven for the mice to enjoy. I didn’t do this deliberately but based on the clawed open sachet and empty contents, the mice did appear to appreciate their lovely snack :disco:
 
Why feel guilty? Also, with those wonderful screens, nobody can see how much you’re ordering (apart from the person handing it to you but just look in another direction :disco:)

Because it’s bad food?

I HATE the screens, btw.
 
I hate that you have to ask for a ketchup or two at McDonald’s (and the likes) abroad. Here we have taps and you get to take as much as you need.
We have those here also, but if depends on where you are.

Sometimes its a tub, sometimes a pump, sometimes a sachet!
 
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Because it’s bad food?

I HATE the screens, btw.
Well of course it’s shite but there’s no need for GUILT which as we all know eats the soul while the burgers dissolve the organs

I’ve noticed that the screens make for a weirdly calmer atmosphere. Even at that particularly feral branch in Walthamstow
 
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If I want a burger I’m quite happy with CHEAP AND GROTTY. Burgers aren’t upmarket to begin with! So Five Guys can suck it
I hate Five Guys! It falls apart as soon as I get my greasy mitts on it.
 
It was hardly that much more expensive than McDonald’s and all the ingredients were better.

This is just like the WHSmith discussion; you guys don’t deserve these wonderful establishments because you’re spoilt. :evil:
 
I do have a theory that McDonalds is popular because the burger buns remind customers of mum’s boobs - so soft and nourishing and so much more so than dried up Burger King. I’ve occasionally extended this questionable theory to the notion of the fries bringing cocks to mind although I’d complain to the Fab Guys administrators if I got something that floppy and thin AND mention it in the review :)
 
It was hardly that much more expensive than McDonald’s and all the ingredients were better.

This is just like the WHSmith discussion; you guys don’t deserve these wonderful establishments because you’re spoilt. :evil:
Are you suggesting that WHSmith is “wonderful”? You’ve obviously never been charged almost THIRTY POUNDS for 20 Superkings
 
I'll happily eat at a hipster burger place. But Five Guys has the look of a soulless dental surgery, with, for reasons I can't explain, nuts everywhere. I'm going for meat and chips not FUCKING NUTS.

Fuck the fuck off.
 
Also Five Guys is the only place in Germany that understands how to serve at a burger with no bread (without making me sound like a crazy person).
 

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