ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
NEVER DO THISJUST CALL ME
NEVER DO THISJUST CALL ME
Sometimes it's easier to just get it over with.NEVER DO THIS
When you're waiting for someone's reply on Teams and you see them typing, then they stop, then they type again, stop, type, stop...
JUST CALL ME IF YOU HAVE TO WRITE A NOVEL!
GROW UP.NEVER DO THIS
GROWN ADULTS WHO BALK AT THE IDEA OF A PHONE CALL DESPITE IT BEING THE QUICKEST AND MOST STRAIGHT FORWARD THING.
GROW UP.

I have one colleague whom I sit next to when we’re in the office. We’re part of the handful that come in more often than anyone else, but on the odd occasion he works from home, he has to ask me how I am in a Teams message. I SAW YOU YESTERDAY AND WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. WHO CARES?I hate work emails from professional acquaintances that being 'I hope you're well/had a good weekend/enjoyed your leave' etc etc
Just ask me what you want to ask me, or impart the info I need to know. Don't go through the charade of pretending you care. Nobody has time for that. We're at work, not going out for a coffee.
Kind regards
lolly
I can never decide if I hate that or 'Best' more"Kind Regards"
I HOPE THIS E-MAIL FINDS YOU WELLI hate work emails from professional acquaintances that being 'I hope you're well/had a good weekend/enjoyed your leave' etc etc
Just ask me what you want to ask me, or impart the info I need to know. Don't go through the charade of pretending you care. Nobody has time for that. We're at work, not going out for a coffee.
Kind regards
lolly
She was always WONKY MOUTH JESSIE back in her I'd Do Anything days to me and a friend.Jessie Buckley’s side smirk
I hope this reply finds you well in these troubling timesI hate work emails from professional acquaintances that being 'I hope you're well/had a good weekend/enjoyed your leave' etc etc
Just ask me what you want to ask me, or impart the info I need to know. Don't go through the charade of pretending you care. Nobody has time for that. We're at work, not going out for a coffee.
Kind regards
lolly
SARAH SHERMAN'S HAIR
Oooooh. What’s this?The Decisions tool in Microsoft Teams.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, ROBOT!
Stupid tool that snoops on me and tells me I need to prepare for a meeting it found in my Outlook calendarOooooh. What’s this?

How presumptuousStupid tool that snoops on me and tells me I need to prepare for a meeting it found in my Outlook calendar![]()


I just recently had to re-apply for my own job because of having to make recruitment “transparent” and offer roles up to everyone. Very nearly had to face a 25% pay cut, which thankfully didn’t happen, but did to another team member and I just feel awful for him.
I hate the people who'll first send a 'Hello" and then there'll be another 20-60 seconds while they type their message.
JUST WRITE HELLO WITH THE MESSAGE AND SEND IT ALL IN ONE GO